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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337
    #9691
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Uncle Tom and Auntie LaQrundrellia

    And EXODUS 31:7, just because.
    Anal sex

    Leviticus 20:13
    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996
        #9692
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        their blood shall be upon them.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Adam Fag
            Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
            • Jan 2012
            • 615
            #9693
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Horns
            Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555
                #9694
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                Horns
                Satan!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708
                    #9695
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Satan!
                    Giant Barbed Tallywhacker!
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                      • Bjorn Jensen
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2012
                        • 2355
                        #9696
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                        Giant Barbed Tallywhacker!
                        Barney Frank

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                          • Titus Templeton
                            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                            Jesus macht frei
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 5912
                            #9697
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                            Barney Frank
                            Chuck Norris


                            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                            -Holocaust Jokes
                            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                              • Whip of Japheth
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 161
                                #9698
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                Chuck Norris
                                Only God is not afraid of him, and probably John Wayne either.
                                Whosoever he be that doth rebel against thy commandment, and will not hearken unto thy words in all that thou commandest him, he shall be put to death: only be strong and of a good courage.
                                Joshua 1:18

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                                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15708
                                    #9699
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Whip of Japheth View Post
                                    Only God is not afraid of him, and probably John Wayne either.

                                    All man!

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                                    Tweet me Here
                                    My GODLY Bio Here

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78555
                                        #9700
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                        All man!
                                        All dick!

                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Jack O'fagan
                                            With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Feb 2011
                                            • 4836
                                            #9701
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            All dick!
                                            Dawkins
                                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                              • Cranky Old Man
                                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                                 
                                                • Jan 2010
                                                • 22363
                                                #9702
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                Dawkins
                                                AIDS
                                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                  • Jack O'fagan
                                                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Feb 2011
                                                    • 4836
                                                    #9703
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                                    AIDS

                                                    Leviticus 26:21
                                                    And if ye walk contrary unto me, and will not hearken unto me; I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to your sins.

                                                    Deserved
                                                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                                    sigpic

                                                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • May 2008
                                                        • 13996
                                                        #9704
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                        Deserved
                                                        Just deserts!


                                                        It sounds like:

                                                        Just desserts!




                                                        But it looks like:

                                                        Just deserts!



                                                        One of the many fine ways the American language confounds the stupid and helps us unmask foreign Communist spies.
                                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                          • MitzaLizalor
                                                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2010
                                                            • 14242
                                                            #9705
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                            sounds like:

                                                            looks like:
                                                            & seems like they've eaten some

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