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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836
    #9481
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
    cutting their husband's toenails
    Judges 1:4 And Judah went up; and the Lord delivered the Canaanites and the Perizzites into their hand: and they slew of them in Bezek ten thousand men. 5 And they found Adonibezek in Bezek: and they fought against him, and they slew the Canaanites and the Perizzites.
    6 But Adonibezek fled; and they pursued after him, and caught him, and cut off his thumbs and his great toes.




    Amputating for the LORD
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996
        #9482
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
        Amputating for the LORD
        Eunuchs

        Matthew 19:12
        For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Jack O'fagan
            With faith as immovable as the Earth
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 4836
            #9483
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Eunuchs

            Matthew 19:12
            For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
            The sweet words of Jesus.
            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10049
                #9484
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Universal antidote
                WARNING:
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                REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                  • Titus Templeton
                    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                    Jesus macht frei
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 5912
                    #9485
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Universal antidote
                    Massive Ordnance Penetrator
                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                    -Holocaust Jokes
                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996
                        #9486
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                        Massive Ordnance Penetrator
                        MOP?
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Deaner
                            Christ's Love Messenger
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5932
                            #9487
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            MOP?
                            For women only.

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                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 8337
                                #9488
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                                For women only.
                                The menstra hut
                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                  • James Hutchins
                                    True Christian™
                                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                     
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 29446
                                    #9489
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                    The menstra hut
                                    Dead babies and abject failure as a woman
                                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                        Forum Member
                                        • May 2008
                                        • 13996
                                        #9490
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                        Dead babies
                                        Atheist dinner.
                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78552
                                            #9491
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                            Atheist dinner.
                                            The flames of hell
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                Honorary True Christian™
                                                Forum Member
                                                • May 2008
                                                • 13996
                                                #9492
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                The flames of hell
                                                Atheist BBQ!

                                                Atheists --> >THE GULF FIXED BETWEEN< <-- Zeke & me
                                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 15708
                                                    #9493
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                    A <-- Zeke & me
                                                    Chillaxin' on a cloud in Heaven

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                                                    Tweet me Here
                                                    My GODLY Bio Here

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                                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • May 2008
                                                        • 13996
                                                        #9494
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                                        Chillax
                                                        A poorly-thought-out sedative-laxative combo drug.
                                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                          • Mary Etheldreda
                                                            Gushing for Jesus
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2011
                                                            • 23775
                                                            #9495
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                            A poorly-thought-out sedative-laxative combo drug.
                                                            Book of Mormon
                                                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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