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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049

    #9556
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Hepcats

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    • Adam Fag
      Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
      • Jan 2012
      • 614

      #9557
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      Hepcats
      jive
      Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #9558
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
        jive
        shuck
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Brother Helge
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 1074

          #9559
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
          shuck
          Oyster shell
          "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
          John 8:32

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29445

            #9560
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
            Oyster shell
            Osterizer
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #9561
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Osterizer
              The Kooran

              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #9562
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                The Kooran

                Satanic smoothie
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Adam Fag
                  Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 614

                  #9563
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  Satanic smoothie
                  Bald dolls
                  Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                  • IReallyLikeSatan
                    Unsaved trash, pathetic troll scum
                    • Jul 2012
                    • 32

                    #9564
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                    Bald dolls
                    Customizable funky AWESOME
                    I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29445

                      #9565
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by IReallyLikeSatan View Post
                      Customizable funky AWESOME
                      retarded
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Titus Templeton
                        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                        Jesus macht frei
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 5912

                        #9566
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        retarded
                        experiments ..
                        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                        -Holocaust Jokes
                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29445

                          #9567
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Giggles
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708

                            #9568
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            Giggles

                            Shitz

                            sigpic

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #9569
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                              Shitz

                              dirty Sanchez
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • LaQrundrellia
                                Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                                Forum Member
                                • Jul 2012
                                • 214

                                #9570
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                dirty Sanchez
                                They taken our jobs.
                                http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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