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  • LaQrundrellia
    Forum Member, Repentant nigress
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2012
    • 214
    #9646
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    GWB's tax cuts.

    Liberal Whine...
    http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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      • Adam Fag
        Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
        • Jan 2012
        • 610
        #9647
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        GWB's tax cuts.
        antidisestablishmentarianism
        Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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          • Whip of Japheth
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jul 2009
            • 161
            #9648
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
            Liberal Whine...
            In the ideal socialist state, power will not attract power freaks. People who make decisions will show no slightest bias towards their own interests. There will be no way for a clever man to bend the institutions to serve his own ends...


            ...And the rivers will run uphill.
            Whosoever he be that doth rebel against thy commandment, and will not hearken unto thy words in all that thou commandest him, he shall be put to death: only be strong and of a good courage.
            Joshua 1:18

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996
                #9649
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Whip of Japheth View Post
                In the ideal socialist state
                United States of Obama
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29443
                    #9650
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    United States of Obama
                    Porch Monkey Free-loaders - A place where people sign the back of the check and not the front
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #9651
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        A place where people sign the back of the check and not the front
                        Godless Eugene, Oregon!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • WWJDnow
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 6298
                            #9652
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Godless Eugene, Oregon!
                            Godly Pastor Eugene Scott.

                            The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15708
                                #9653
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                                Godly Pastor Eugene Scott.

                                Archie Bunker

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                                Tweet me Here
                                My GODLY Bio Here

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                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                    Forum Member
                                    • May 2008
                                    • 13996
                                    #9654
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                    Archie Bunker

                                    Disgusting rug-munching pervert!

                                    Not safe to listen to around young children, people weak in their faith, or anyone else.

                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                      • Titus Templeton
                                        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                        Jesus macht frei
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Aug 2010
                                        • 5912
                                        #9655
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Rhombic dodecahedron
                                        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                        -Holocaust Jokes
                                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                          • James Hutchins
                                            True Christian™
                                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                             
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 29443
                                            #9656
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                            Rhombic dodecahedron
                                            Devil Possessed Roomba


                                            Damn thing just goes back and forth cleaning the same white gooey sticky spot!
                                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                              • Faith_Machine
                                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Mar 2011
                                                • 10049
                                                #9657
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                Damn thing just goes back and forth cleaning the same white gooey sticky spot!
                                                Housekeepers who aren't very good at their jobs.
                                                WARNING:
                                                In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                                                REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                                                  • Titus Templeton
                                                    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                                    Jesus macht frei
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Aug 2010
                                                    • 5912
                                                    #9658
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                    Devil Possessed Roomba


                                                    Damn thing just goes back and forth cleaning the same white gooey sticky spot!
                                                    Amazing lawn mower tractors







                                                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                                    -Holocaust Jokes
                                                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #9659
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                                        Amazing lawn mower tractors:wub
                                                        Lazy Mexican yardboys
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Faith_Machine
                                                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Mar 2011
                                                            • 10049
                                                            #9660
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            Lazy Mexican yardboys
                                                            A young man who obviously needs to have his behind paddled.
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                                                            In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                                                            REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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