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  • God's Flaming Sword
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2011
    • 233

    #1111
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Obscenity
    Atheist's
    If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
    “If ye love me, keep my commandments.” – John 14:15
    "Vengeance Is Mine, I Will Repay Sayeth The Lord" - Romans 12:19

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    • Lost Sheep McUinnean
      Linguistics and Translation Consultant
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2193

      #1112
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by God's Flaming Sword View Post
      Atheist's
      Grammar mistake

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #1113
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
        Grammar mistake
        niglets
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Daniel the Sodomite
          Unsaved trash, lying teenage queerboy
          • Jan 2011
          • 57

          #1114
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          niglets
          Unflushed turds

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          • Cindy Lou Jenkins
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 238

            #1115
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Daniel the Sodomite View Post
            Unflushed turds
            unforgiven sins

            (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
            1 Corinthians 11:3
            But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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            • God's Flaming Sword
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2011
              • 233

              #1116
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
              Grammar mistake
              Close - the mistake was a missing word actually

              unforgiven sins =

              Eternal Damnation
              If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
              “If ye love me, keep my commandments.” – John 14:15
              "Vengeance Is Mine, I Will Repay Sayeth The Lord" - Romans 12:19

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #1117
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by God's Flaming Sword View Post
                Close - the mistake was a missing word actually

                unforgiven sins =

                Eternal Damnation
                Non-True Christians(tm)
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Gabriel Reproba
                  Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                  The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2479

                  #1118
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Non-True Christians™
                  Unitarians
                  Yours In Christ,

                  Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                  Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                  Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                  Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                  The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                  Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                  How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                  20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                  God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                  Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                  Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                  Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                  There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                  Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                  Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #1119
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                    Unitarians
                    Blasphemers
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • JustGotSaved
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 519

                      #1120
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Blasphemers
                      Lady's Bloomers
                      Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                      • Gabriel Reproba
                        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2479

                        #1121
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                        Lady's Bloomers
                        private
                        Yours In Christ,

                        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14305

                          #1122
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                          private
                          Parts

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #1123
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                            private
                            Landover Mens Club
                            Attached Files
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Jo Freddie
                              Unsaved trash
                              Hateful God mocking pirate
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 6339

                              #1124
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              Landover Mens Club
                              Comedy
                              Posted via Pasta

                              True Pastafarian™

                              May my Sauce be with you!
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                              • God's Flaming Sword
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 233

                                #1125
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                Comedy
                                This is pasta joke.

                                Stand Up
                                If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
                                “If ye love me, keep my commandments.” – John 14:15
                                "Vengeance Is Mine, I Will Repay Sayeth The Lord" - Romans 12:19

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