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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453
    #11566
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    On your knees for Jesus, mouth agape
    Feeling choked up on the Love of Jesus(r)
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78553
        #11567
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Feeling choked up on the Love of Jesus®
        Swallowing the load Jesus lays on you!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453
            #11568
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Swallowing the load Jesus lays on you!
            Getting poked in the eye with Gods Iron Rod(tm).
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Sammy The Penitent
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2012
                • 289
                #11569
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Getting poked in the eye with Gods Iron Rod™.
                Jesus' Purple Helmeted Soldier of Love
                2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339
                    #11570
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
                    Jesus' Purple Helmeted Soldier of Love
                    Latex Overcoat,
                    Posted via Pasta

                    True Pastafarian™

                    May my Sauce be with you!
                    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063
                        #11571
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Latex Overcoat,
                        Magic underwear

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • Paragon of virtue
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2013
                            • 547
                            #11572
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                            Magic underwear

                            YIC
                            Doug Henning

                            NSFW

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                              • Jo Freddie
                                Unsaved trash
                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339
                                #11573
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                                Doug Henning
                                Henning Wehn

                                Posted via Pasta

                                True Pastafarian™

                                May my Sauce be with you!
                                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                Loose Canon Fan Page
                                North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                I have been to The Volcano!

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                                  • Dr Laurence Niles
                                    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                     
                                    • Jan 2012
                                    • 9063
                                    #11574
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                    Henning Wehn

                                    Nazi death camps
                                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                      • James Hutchins
                                        True Christian™
                                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                         
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 29453
                                        #11575
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                                        Nazi death camps
                                        Henny Youngman
                                        Attached Files
                                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                          • Jo Freddie
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                                            • Apr 2009
                                            • 6339
                                            #11576
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                            Henny Youngman
                                            Emo Philips

                                            Posted via Pasta

                                            True Pastafarian™

                                            May my Sauce be with you!
                                            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                            The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                            Loose Canon Fan Page
                                            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                            I have been to The Volcano!

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                                              • James Hutchins
                                                True Christian™
                                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                 
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 29453
                                                #11577
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                Emo Philips
                                                Evil EMO
                                                Attached Files
                                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                                                  Comment

                                                  • GodBlessUs
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                     
                                                    • Apr 2013
                                                    • 28
                                                    #11578
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Disgusting

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                                                      • Jo Freddie
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                        • Apr 2009
                                                        • 6339
                                                        #11579
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by FSMBlessUs View Post
                                                        Disgusting
                                                        Tinned Pasta
                                                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post

                                                        The Book of Penelope
                                                        1:1 For canned Pasta was an Abomination before F.S.M.
                                                        Posted via Pasta

                                                        True Pastafarian™

                                                        May my Sauce be with you!
                                                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                                        The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                                        Loose Canon Fan Page
                                                        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                                        I have been to The Volcano!

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                                                          • Alphonse Alban
                                                            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                                                             
                                                            • Feb 2011
                                                            • 5724
                                                            #11580
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                            Tinned Pasta
                                                            Ethnic food

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