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  • Des
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2013
    • 2718
    #12316
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    mackeral
    Ellen Degenerate
    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

      Comment

      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12997
        #12317
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Des View Post
        Ellen Degenerate
        Romans 1:26.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
         Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079
            #12318
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            Romans 1:26.
            Thumping soundtrack.

              Comment

              • Jim C. Lombardo
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Aug 2014
                • 565
                #12319
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Wrist-slitting

                  Comment

                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #12320
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
                    Wrist-slitting
                    Goth shenanigans
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Jim C. Lombardo
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Aug 2014
                        • 565
                        #12321
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Orally-servicing-negros-because-it's-edgy-and-hardcore

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775
                            #12322
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
                            Orally-servicing-negros-because-it's-edgy-and-hardcore
                            Kim Kardashian
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Bjorn Jensen
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2012
                                • 2356
                                #12323
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                Kim Kardashian
                                Armenian genocide

                                  Comment

                                  • Elmer G. White
                                    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                                    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                                     
                                    • Apr 2014
                                    • 10289
                                    #12324
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                                    Armenian genocide
                                    Godly pesticides.
                                    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 15708
                                        #12325
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                                        Godly pesticides.
                                        The AIDS.

                                        (it weeds out the homers )
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                                        Tweet me Here
                                        My GODLY Bio Here

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                                          • Jim C. Lombardo
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                            • Aug 2014
                                            • 565
                                            #12326
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Secular teaching assistants

                                              Comment

                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78556
                                                #12327
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
                                                Secular teaching assistants
                                                Queers on a recruitment drive
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Jim C. Lombardo
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Aug 2014
                                                    • 565
                                                    #12328
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    NAMBLA

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Bjorn Jensen
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Apr 2012
                                                        • 2356
                                                        #12329
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
                                                        NAMBLA
                                                        Barney Frank

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                                                          • Basilissa
                                                            South of the Border outreach program
                                                            True Christian™
                                                             
                                                            • Mar 2013
                                                            • 12997
                                                            #12330
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                                                            Barney Frank
                                                            Leviticus 18:22.
                                                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                                                            * * *

                                                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                                                            True Christians are Perfect!
                                                            True Christian™ Love.
                                                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                                                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                                             Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                                                              Comment

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