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  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #10876
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
    Victims of a well organised swedish holocaust
    Vikings
    Drama queen

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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #10877
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
      Vikings
      Chris Helmsworth.
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29440

        #10878
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
        Chris Helmsworth.
        Leona Helsmley
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #10879
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Leona Helsmley
          Rhymes with "witch."
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Paragon of virtue
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2013
            • 547

            #10880
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Rhymes with "witch."
            Stitch
            Last edited by Paragon of virtue; 04-08-2013, 07:09 AM.

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #10881
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
              Stitch
              rectumectomy
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • spunkunicorns
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Mar 2013
                • 13

                #10882
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                rectumectomy
                I think it's actually called a endoscopy but in any case ouch.

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                • Dr Laurence Niles
                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                   
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 9063

                  #10883
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by pinkunicorns View Post
                  I think it's actually called a endoscopy but in any case ouch.
                  Exoscopy
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29440

                    #10884
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                    Exoscopy
                    The wonderment of

                    Exodus
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Alterboy
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 207

                      #10885
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      The wonderment of

                      Exodus
                      Moses
                      I Samuel 20:4
                      "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
                      This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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                      • Jack O'fagan
                        With faith as immovable as the Earth
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 4836

                        #10886
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Alterboy View Post
                        Moses

                        Exodus 4:21 And the Lord said unto Moses, When thou goest to return into Egypt, see that thou do all those wonders before Pharaoh, which I have put in thine hand: but I will harden his heart, that he shall not let the people go.
                        22 And thou shalt say unto Pharaoh, Thus saith the Lord, Israel is my son, even my firstborn:
                        23 And I say unto thee, Let my son go, that he may serve me: and if thou refuse to let him go, behold, I will slay thy son, even thy firstborn.
                        24 And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the Lord met him, and sought to kill him.








                        Assassination attempt
                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                        • spunkunicorns
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 13

                          #10887
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                          [I]

                          Assassination attempt
                          Ronald Reagan!
                          'MURICA....

                          stupid hillbillies....

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                          • FreeFromBrains
                            Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
                            • May 2012
                            • 389

                            #10888
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by pinkunicorns View Post
                            stupid hillbillies
                            Iconoclast.
                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                            • Dr Laurence Niles
                              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                               
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 9063

                              #10889
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
                              Iconoclast.
                              Heretic.

                              And another thing, why haven't you died of the AIDS, yet?
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                              Comment

                              • Basilissa
                                South of the Border outreach program
                                True Christian™
                                 
                                • Mar 2013
                                • 12916

                                #10890
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                                Heretic.
                                Hell fire!!
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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