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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #4096
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by TravisDK View Post
    Coffee
    Irish
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #4097
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Obama
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #4098
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Obama
        Kenyan Communiss!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • TravisDK
          Undercover Modstandsbevægelsen
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2010
          • 104

          #4099
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          ....
          Last edited by TravisDK; 05-15-2011, 09:56 PM. Reason: Too late
          Deuteronomy 2:7
          For the LORD thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy walking through this great wilderness: these forty years the LORD thy God hath been with thee; thou hast lacked nothing.

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          • TravisDK
            Undercover Modstandsbevægelsen
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2010
            • 104

            #4100
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Kenyan Communiss!
            Hussein
            Deuteronomy 2:7
            For the LORD thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy walking through this great wilderness: these forty years the LORD thy God hath been with thee; thou hast lacked nothing.

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            • María Gálvez-Villalobos
              Claims not to be a dago slut
              Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
              • Mar 2011
              • 1307

              #4101
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by TravisDK View Post
              Hussein
              Camel's cheese
              Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
              My favorite verse from the Bible is:
              - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #4102
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                Camel's cheese
                Tiviski
                Posted via Pasta

                True Pastafarian™

                May my Sauce be with you!
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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22369

                  #4103
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  Tiviski
                  Nonsense
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Jack O'fagan
                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 4836

                    #4104
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    Nonsense
                    On the origin of species
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • Jo Freddie
                      Unsaved trash
                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #4105
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                      On the origin of species
                      Dennis Feldman
                      Posted via Pasta

                      True Pastafarian™

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                      • Born Again Bob
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2318

                        #4106
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Jewy McJewson

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                        • Jo Freddie
                          Unsaved trash
                          Hateful God mocking pirate
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #4107
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                          Jewy McJewson
                          Babs McBabtwist
                          Posted via Pasta

                          True Pastafarian™

                          May my Sauce be with you!
                          Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
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                          • wait_what
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 592

                            #4108
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Babs McBabtwist
                            baby face
                            The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                            Give her a shovel.
                            Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                            19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                            • Jo Freddie
                              Unsaved trash
                              Hateful God mocking pirate
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 6339

                              #4109
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by wait_what View Post
                              baby face
                              Baldwin DR-4-4-15
                              Posted via Pasta

                              True Pastafarian™

                              May my Sauce be with you!
                              Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                              Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                              The Loose Canon - HTML version
                              Loose Canon Fan Page
                              North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                              I have been to The Volcano!

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                              • Alphonse Alban
                                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                                 
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 5724

                                #4110
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                Baldwin DR-4-4-15
                                Star Trek

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