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  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
    Claims not to be a dago slut
    Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
    • Mar 2011
    • 1307
    #5596
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    wet
    Lying down and dripping on the cool sand after a midnight swimming in Valencia, watching at the stars and thinking:

    ''Wow - what a wonderfull creation God have made for us to lie and see after a midnight swimming and lie wet and fresh and cool on the sand to apreciate this wonderful creation of God''
    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14076
        #5597
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
        Lying down and dripping on the cool sand after a midnight swimming in Valencia, watching at the stars and thinking:

        ''Wow - what a wonderfull creation God have made for us to lie and see after a midnight swimming and lie wet and fresh and cool on the sand to apreciate this wonderful creation of God''
        And then, the oral sex.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29445
            #5598
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
            Lying
            I'll take atheists for $500 Alex (wasn't he an eskimoe?)


            "What do atheists do?"
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                Claims not to be a dago slut
                Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                • Mar 2011
                • 1307
                #5599
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                I'll take atheists for $500 Alex (wasn't he an eskimoe?)


                "What do atheists do?"
                Alex?
                Who is Alex?
                Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29445
                    #5600
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                    Alex?
                    Who is Alex?
                    Game Shows for $1,000 please....

                    "Who is the host of Jeopardy"
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10049
                        #5601
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        some know-it-all foreigner
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                          • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                            Claims not to be a dago slut
                            Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 1307
                            #5602
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                            some know-it-all foreigner
                            My JW sister Maica???
                            Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                            My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                            - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552
                                #5603
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                My JW sister Maica???
                                Miriam the hairdresser



                                ...who said the mother of Jesus was a whore and the descendant of princes and governors who played the harlot with carpenters.--The Babylonian Talmud, Judaism's most holy book, Sanhedrin 106a
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • JustGotSaved
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Aug 2009
                                    • 519
                                    #5604
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    Miriam the hairdresser



                                    ...who said the mother of Jesus was a whore and the descendant of princes and governors who played the harlot with carpenters.--The Babylonian Talmud, Judaism's most holy book, Sanhedrin 106a
                                    Marian the Librarian (and matronly hot too if i may add)
                                    Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #5605
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                                        Marian the Librarian (and matronly hot too if i may add)
                                        Marianne Faithful

                                        (who until recently I mistook for a gospel singer)
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Faith_Machine
                                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Mar 2011
                                            • 10049
                                            #5606
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            Marianne Faithful

                                            (who until recently I mistook for a gospel singer)
                                            Marion Barry




                                            WARNING:
                                            In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                                            REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                                              • Titus Templeton
                                                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                                Jesus macht frei
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Aug 2010
                                                • 5912
                                                #5607
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                Marion Barry
                                                Democracy is Truth. Communism is Death.
                                                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                                -Holocaust Jokes
                                                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                                  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                                    Claims not to be a dago slut
                                                    Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                                    • Mar 2011
                                                    • 1307
                                                    #5608
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                                    Democracy is Truth. Communism is Death.
                                                    Nice Valentine's message...

                                                    (sugar is sweet and violets are blue.)
                                                    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                                    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                                    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                                                      • Cranky Old Man
                                                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                        You kids get off his lawn!
                                                         
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 22355
                                                        #5609
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                                        sugar is sweet and violets are blue
                                                        Gay
                                                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • May 2010
                                                            • 8337
                                                            #5610
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                                            Gay
                                                            pedophilia
                                                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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