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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337
    #5911
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    piss in a cup
    Tasty beverage.

    2 Kings 18:26-27

    King James Version (KJV)


    26Then said Eliakim the son of Hilkiah, and Shebna, and Joah, unto Rabshakeh, Speak, I pray thee, to thy servants in the Syrian language; for we understand it: and talk not with us in the Jews' language in the ears of the people that are on the wall.
    27But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22356
        #5912
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Jap whiskey
        Poison
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049
            #5913
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Poison
            tofu, vegan food, homeopathic remedies, multiculturalism, and outcome-based education

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708
                #5914
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                tofu, vegan food, homeopathic remedies, multiculturalism, and outcome-based education

                Satanists
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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78553
                    #5915
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    tofu, vegan food, homeopathic remedies, multiculturalism, and outcome-based education

                    Satan's tools!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10049
                        #5916
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Satan's tools!
                        "raw food" restaurants run by EST cultists
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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708
                            #5917
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Satan's tools!
                            The Kardashians
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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78553
                                #5918
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                The Kardashians
                                Gesundheit
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • James Hutchins
                                    True Christian™
                                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                     
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 29448
                                    #5919
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    Gesundheit
                                    Inexpensive Adhesive
                                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                        True Christian™
                                        • May 2010
                                        • 8337
                                        #5920
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                        Inexpensive Adhesive
                                        The sin of Onan
                                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78553
                                            #5921
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                            The sin of Onan
                                            Expensive hotel rooms in Joo York City!
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Faith_Machine
                                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Mar 2011
                                                • 10049
                                                #5922
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                Expensive hotel rooms in Joo York City!
                                                quarter booths
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                                                  • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Jan 2007
                                                    • 1439
                                                    #5923
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                    quarter booths
                                                    Mouth of a homer.
                                                    "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                                                    (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                                                      • Jack O'fagan
                                                        With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Feb 2011
                                                        • 4836
                                                        #5924
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                                                        Mouth of a homer.
                                                        Gnashing of teeth
                                                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • May 2010
                                                            • 8337
                                                            #5925
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                            Gnashing of teeth
                                                            Christ's Message
                                                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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