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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22356

    #5926
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Christ's Message
    Believe or burn
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Jack O'fagan
      With faith as immovable as the Earth
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 4836

      #5927
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      Believe or burn
      fire alarm
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #5928
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
        fire alarm
        Women's voices
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Jack O'fagan
          With faith as immovable as the Earth
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 4836

          #5929
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
          Women's voices
          heard in false christian churches.
          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

          sigpic

          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
            Hates anal sex. And trees.
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337

            #5930
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
            heard in false christian churches.
            squishing sounds from the confessional booth
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • Youth Minister Harry
              Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 832

              #5931
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              squishing sounds from the confessional booth
              Squishing sounds from the Boy's Choir.
              Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
              -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #5932
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
                Squishing sounds from the Boy's Choir.
                mass rectal hemmorhaging
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Jack O'fagan
                  With faith as immovable as the Earth
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 4836

                  #5933
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
                  Squishing sounds from the Boy's Choir.
                  No child's behind left
                  Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                  sigpic

                  I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #5934
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                    No child's behind left
                    Godless ornamentals
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29451

                      #5935
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                      Godless ornamentals
                      Needleless Douglas Fir
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #5936
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Needleless Douglas Fir
                        False Idols / Ithyphallic Iconolatry
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1439

                          #5937
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                          False Idols / Ithyphallic Iconolatry
                          God hates Europistan
                          "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                          (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                          • proteastantguy
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 488

                            #5938
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                            God hates Europistan
                            God hates the pope.

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                            • Titus Templeton
                              Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                              Jesus macht frei
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 5912

                              #5939
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                              God hates the pope.
                              The pope hates God!
                              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                              -Holocaust Jokes
                              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78553

                                #5940
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                The pope hates God!
                                The Whore of Babylon
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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