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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29446
    #5881
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Gay hippies
    Stable foreigners
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552
        #5882
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Stable foreigners
        Undercover gypsies
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405
            #5883
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Undercover gypsies
            Satan's Fifth Column to Socialize America and keep us off the gold standard like the Constitution calls for!

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

            Hot Must ReadThreads!


            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076
                #5884
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Satan's Fifth Column to Socialize America and keep us off the gold standard like the Constitution calls for!
                Lol, wut?

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10049
                    #5885
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Lol, wut?
                    Internet code words employed by juvenile delinquents to hide what they're up to.
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                      • Titus Templeton
                        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                        Jesus macht frei
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 5912
                        #5886
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        Internet code words employed by juvenile delinquents to hide what they're up to.
                        Dangerous societies fed by their divorced moms
                        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                        -Holocaust Jokes
                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10049
                            #5887
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                            Dangerous societies fed by their divorced moms
                            Toddlers in Tiaras

                            WARNING:
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                              • Brother Enoch
                                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 4392
                                #5888
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                Toddlers in Tiaras

                                Mohammed's wives.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78552
                                    #5889
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                    Mohammed's wives.
                                    6 year olds!
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Faith_Machine
                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Mar 2011
                                        • 10049
                                        #5890
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        6 year olds!
                                        Mohammed's pregnant wives.
                                        WARNING:
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                                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                            True Christian™
                                            • May 2010
                                            • 8337
                                            #5891
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                            Mohammed's pregnant wives.
                                            Abortion practiced on six year olds in Islam.
                                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                              • Gabriel Reproba
                                                Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                                                The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Nov 2009
                                                • 2479
                                                #5892
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                                Abortion practiced on six year olds in Islam.
                                                Jesus weeps
                                                Yours In Christ,

                                                Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                                                Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

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                                                The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
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                                                How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                                                20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                                                God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                                                Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                                                Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                                                Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                                                There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                                                Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                                                Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                                                  • James Hutchins
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                     
                                                    • Jun 2009
                                                    • 29446
                                                    #5893
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                                                    Jesus weeps
                                                    Gay Marriage
                                                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                      • Redeemed Papist
                                                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jul 2011
                                                        • 10409
                                                        #5894
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                        Gay Marriage
                                                        Abomination
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                                                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                                        The truth about volcanos
                                                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                                                          • Jack O'fagan
                                                            With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Feb 2011
                                                            • 4836
                                                            #5895
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                                            Abomination
                                                            a bastard in Church
                                                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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