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  • Jerakk
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2009
    • 178

    #5761
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
    strange fruit
    Pineapple
    Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #5762
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Jerakk View Post
      Pineapple
      ethnic food

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10049

        #5763
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        unsanitary
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        • Jerakk
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2009
          • 178

          #5764
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          unsanitary
          tampons
          Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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          • Titus Templeton
            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
            Jesus macht frei
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2010
            • 5912

            #5765
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            unsanitary
            fecals slip out during analsex
            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
            -Holocaust Jokes
            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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            • Dan U. Holier
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 1180

              #5766
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
              fecals slip out during analsex
              casual annoyance…. wait, I mean colonic demons!
              Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


              ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552

                #5767
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                colonic demons!
                Radical homers!

                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Harold Porter
                  Landover Senior Outreach
                  Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 8236

                  #5768
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Radical homers!
                  Episcopalians
                  Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

                  sigpic

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22355

                    #5769
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                    Episcopalians
                    God mockers.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #5770
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      God mockers.
                      Dawkins, Dennett, Harris, and Hitchens


                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Liam the ex-drunk
                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 403

                        #5771
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Dawkins, Dennett, Harris, and Hitchens


                        Hellbound Homers
                        Matthew 10:34
                        Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #5772
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Liam the ex-drunk View Post
                          Hellbound Homers
                          San Francisco c*********s!

                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Jack O'fagan
                            With faith as immovable as the Earth
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 4836

                            #5773
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            San Francisco c*********s!

                            Landover missionary work
                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                            sigpic

                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                            • Liam the ex-drunk
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 403

                              #5774
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                              Landover missionary work
                              Saving the savages
                              Matthew 10:34
                              Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                              • Gabriel Reproba
                                Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                                The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 2479

                                #5775
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Liam the ex-drunk View Post
                                Saving the savages
                                Manifest Destiny
                                Yours In Christ,

                                Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                                Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

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                                How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                                20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                                God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                                Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                                Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                                Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                                There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                                Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                                Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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