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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836
    #6676
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    A drunk 9 year old boy
    An average British kid.
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

    sigpic

    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10049
        #6677
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
        An average British kid.
        soccer hooligans and chavs
        WARNING:
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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14198
            #6678
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            soccer hooligans and chavs
            Aston Villa

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22355
                #6679
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                soccer hooligans and chavs
                Eurotrash
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708
                    #6680
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    Eurotrash

                    Prince Charles
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                    Tweet me Here
                    My GODLY Bio Here

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                      • Brother Harold Porter
                        Landover Senior Outreach
                        Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 8236
                        #6681
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                        Prince Charles
                        Gayness
                        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                          • Youth Minister Harry
                            Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 832
                            #6682
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                            Gayness
                            Heinous
                            Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                            -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552
                                #6683
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
                                Heinous
                                The Queen of England



                                And I refuse to call her "Your ROYAL heinous."
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Dan U. Holier
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jul 2011
                                    • 1180
                                    #6684
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    The Queen of England
                                    Is Mad Hatter supplying her all those ridiculous hats?

                                    Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                                    ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 15708
                                        #6685
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                                        ridiculous hats

                                        Lady Gaga

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                                        Tweet me Here
                                        My GODLY Bio Here

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                                          • Master Gordon
                                            Forum Member
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Jun 2010
                                            • 376
                                            #6686
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                            Lady Gaga

                                            lobsterwhore
                                            sigpic
                                            Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                                            so a fool returneth to his folly

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                                              • Faith_Machine
                                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Mar 2011
                                                • 10049
                                                #6687
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Master Gordon View Post
                                                lobsterwhore
                                                Salmonella as STD
                                                WARNING:
                                                In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                                                REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                                                  • Jack O'fagan
                                                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Feb 2011
                                                    • 4836
                                                    #6688
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                    Salmonella as STD
                                                    Crabs
                                                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                                    sigpic

                                                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                                      • Isaac Fisher
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Aug 2011
                                                        • 270
                                                        #6689
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                        Crabs

                                                        Abominations.

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                                                          • Faith_Machine
                                                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Mar 2011
                                                            • 10049
                                                            #6690
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Isaac Fisher View Post
                                                            Abominations.
                                                            inter-racial marriages
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                                                            In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                                                            REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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