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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049

    #6631
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
    A fact.
    Creation
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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #6632
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      Creation
      God did it
      sigpic
      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10049

        #6633
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        God did it
        AIDS
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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #6634
          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          AIDS
          toilet seat
          Posted via Mobile Device
          sigpic

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #6635
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            toilet seat
            Posted via Mobile Device
            Gypsy photo frame
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10049

              #6636
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Gypsy photo frame
              Probably stolen out of a Baptist church.
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              • proteastantguy
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Aug 2010
                • 488

                #6637
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                Probably stolen out of a Baptist church.
                Hopefully not from the Landover Church

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                • Youth Minister Harry
                  Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 832

                  #6638
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                  Hopefully not from the Landover Church
                  Wicked Pisser
                  Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                  -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #6639
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
                    Wicked Pisser

                    Ezekiel 23:20

                    There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emmission was like that of horses.
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                    Tweet me Here
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                    • Dan U. Holier
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 1180

                      #6640
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                      Ezekiel 23:20
                      Ezekiel 16:17

                      Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them
                      Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                      ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14076

                        #6641
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                        Ezekiel 16:17
                        Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them


                        Tall in the saddle.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #6642
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post


                          Tall in the saddle.
                          George W. Bush
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #6643
                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            George W. Bush
                            war hero
                            Posted via Mobile Device
                            sigpic

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                            • Jack O'fagan
                              With faith as immovable as the Earth
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 4836

                              #6644
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                              war hero
                              Posted via Mobile Device
                              Joshua
                              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                              sigpic

                              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                              • Dan U. Holier
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 1180

                                #6645
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                Joshua
                                Exodus 17:13

                                And Joshua discomfited Amalek and his people with the edge of the sword
                                Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                                ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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