[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I would have thought you would have watched Benny Hymn or whoever that guy is...? Or some all Jesus channel?

Maybe you would have, but you didn't. But stay tuned as Landover Television makes a BIG debut in 2008 when the Republicans take over the country once and for all.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Maybe you would have, but you didn't. But stay tuned as Landover Television makes a BIG debut in 2008 when the Republicans take over the country once and for all.

That's impossible! It would take years to train another monkey the same way when the term of this one expires! The democrats will be back!

[Brother Temperance]

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That's impossible! It would take years to train another monkey the same way when the term of this one expires! The democrats will be back!

Who said anything about Bush's term expiring?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Who said anything about Bush's term expiring?

What, did you think he was going to be president forever?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What, did you think he was going to be president forever?

Once we sweep an all-Republican ticket into the Senate and Congress next month, we will have enough votes to ditch that tired old constitution and institute Old Testament Law. Also GWB will be forced to declare Marshall law and round up certain God mocking undesireables....The DOF has a complete dossier on you too, Ms. VonHellinahandbasket. This time next year you'll be in GITMO and will probably be able to lose those saddlebags with the Biblical diet they'll provide. Thank Jesus, not me.

Jesus Himself hand-picked GWB. Who are you to question His wisdom?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Once we sweep an all-Republican ticket into the Senate and Congress next month, we will have enough votes to ditch that tired old constitution and institute Old Testament Law. Also GWB will be forced to declare Marshall law and round up certain God mocking undesireables....

No way, nope, not going to happen. Do you think the ACLU would sit by and let that happen? No sir. Nope! Nuh uh!

The DOF has a complete dossier on you too, Ms. VonHellinahandbasket. This time next year you'll be in GITMO

Not in this life!

and will probably be able to lose those saddlebags with the Biblical diet they'll provide. Thank Jesus, not me.

Considering the fact that I am underweight, my losing any more weight would be at serious risk to my health. Any more bright ideas?

Jesus Himself hand-picked GWB. Who are you to question His wisdom?

No, a bunch of idiots who couldn't tally votes properly picked GWB, and all the people who should be voting aren't registered.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No way, nope, not going to happen. Do you think the ACLU would sit by and let that happen? No sir. Nope! Nuh uh!

Those jews will be the very first to be rounded up and sent to the DOF recreation facility in Latvia. No more messy questions. America wants order! Praise JESUS and GLORY!!

[Homo Twitch]

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Defend yourself against what? All anyone here wants is to see you become a True Christian ™ soldier for Landover. You can't do that if you stay the same as you are now. You are a wretch. Plain and simple. A lot more rebuking and some hard-handed guidance and you will become like us. A wonderful True Christian ™, bound for glory in His Kingdom of Heaven. Do not "defend" yourself. Grasp our love and accept your destiny.

lolz your signature....if Jesus watches me masturbate, the Jesus is a pervert!

[Witch Hammer]

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lolz your signature....if Jesus watches me masturbate, the Jesus is a pervert!

"the" Jesus watches you masturbate because He cares about the condition of your soul, heretic!

[Homo Twitch]

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"the" Jesus watches you masturbate because He cares about the condition of your soul, heretic!

Calm your tits Charlemagne...Only perverts watch other people masturbate. The Jesus should learn the meaning of personal space. XD

[Homo Twitch]

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No way, nope, not going to happen. Do you think the ACLU would sit by and let that happen? No sir. Nope! Nuh uh!


Not in this life!


Considering the fact that I am underweight, my losing any more weight would be at serious risk to my health. Any more bright ideas?


No, a bunch of idiots who couldn't tally votes properly picked GWB, and all the people who should be voting aren't registered.

Madam....I like you....You're sassy.....All gay men appreciate sassy.

[WashedWithHisBlood]

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Madam....I like you....You're sassy.....All gay men appreciate sassy.

I'd be careful to spout of your faggotry if I were you. Causing harm to the likes of you isn't so much of a crime in my book.

[Homo Twitch]

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I'd be careful to spout of your faggotry if I were you. Causing harm to the likes of you isn't so much of a crime in my book.

And prison is just a room....Who are you to threaten someone who is completely anonymous to you. I am gay and I am proud. I will spout my faggotry where ever I please....

[Homo Twitch]

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I'd be careful to spout of your faggotry if I were you. Causing harm to the likes of you isn't so much of a crime in my book.

Also if you are supposed to be christian, aren't you supposed to show kindness and compassion? I'm pretty sure hate and violence are completely opposite of God's and Jesus' teachings.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Also if you are supposed to be christian, aren't you supposed to show kindness and compassion? I'm pretty sure hate and violence are completely opposite of God's and Jesus' teachings.

Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Have you even read the Bible? The logical fallacy you are making today is the 'strawman' fallacy.

N.B. the bold print is not in the Bible.

YIC