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I'm sick of getting infractions where I can't defend myself. If you have a problem with me bring it up here where I can have a chance to defend myself.
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It's their forum, if they want to give infractions, it's their choice.sigpic
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Originally posted by Mr.Fish View Post
Mr.Fish, if Mr.BaB were here he be sayin "boo-friggin'-hoo" i not no what that mean but i thawt i would menshun it anyways. 
nows, what be a infrackshun? i never ever hads one but i all goods, all the times so maybee that have somethang to do wiv it!
that be me --->
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Defend yourself against what? All anyone here wants is to see you become a True Christian (tm) soldier for Landover. You can't do that if you stay the same as you are now. You are a wretch. Plain and simple. A lot more rebuking and some hard-handed guidance and you will become like us. A wonderful True Christian (tm), bound for glory in His Kingdom of Heaven. Do not "defend" yourself. Grasp our love and accept your destiny.
Jesus is watching you masturbate.
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Well you are right about one thing; you are a very sick individual. We have offered you the Love of Jesus over and over again, but at each opportunity for Salvation you met us with blasphemy and persecution. There is nothing to "defend yourself" against. Your mary-worshipping makes Jesus want to puke, as does your insistance on the spread of lies about God's Holy Word.Originally posted by Fish View Post
All you need to do is accept Jesus, renounce satan (which includes your skirt-wearing nazi pope), and send in your Tithe. Its quite simple and painless really.
Failing that, you will be banned in short order.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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So you see, Fishhead? Even your fellow hellbound unbelievers won't take your side on this.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
Anyway, what exactly do you think you're going to do to defend yourself? Our Godly pastors were hand-picked by Jesus to do His will, and do you think you're going to defend yourself against Jesus?
Pro 21:30 [There is] no wisdom nor understanding nor counsel against the LORD.
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Friend,Originally posted by Fish View Post
How do you think Jesus feels about you? Do you think He likes all the attacks you make against His teachings and His beloved elect?
Think of Jesus for a change friend. Is that too much to ask?
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Hon, are you saying you're too busy to defend yourself because you're so busy with all your Christmas Shopping?Originally posted by Fish View Post
If so, Praise you - and don't forget to get several Stocking Stuffers too. Once bought, no one ever knows what to do with them - but they're so much fun to buy while you're in the store!
PS I'm thinking of getting this hat for Pastor Al because he is just so "John Wayne":
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He is certainly a Man among men -- I personally was thinking of a new piece for his collection.... Any thoughts?Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"Comment
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Ok then. Whatever...Comment
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Don't you mean "Ok then, whatever side I want to be on next"???Originally posted by Fish View Post
I couldn't help but notice you made the unforgivable statement that the world is much older than 6000 years. But then moments later, you were back to your supposed pro-Bible, pro-Jesus stance. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...0276#post10276 You sir, are the epitomy of false religion. And you can't have it both ways . . . either you believe every word of the Bible or you don't. And don't tell me you beileve in GOD but not the Bible . . . you are only fooling yourself.
PS I don't need to give you any more warnings, Jesus will take it from here!
Matthew 7:13-14 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
And by the way you're flip-flopping, I'd say you'll miss that gate by a Texas mile!Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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Originally posted by Petal View Post Mr.Fish, if Mr.BaB were here he be sayin "boo-friggin'-hoo" i not no what that mean but i thawt i would menshun it anyways.
nows, what be a infrackshun? i never ever hads one but i all goods, all the times so maybee that have somethang to do wiv it!
that be me --->
Of course you've never had an infraction Petal dear...no one would dare evn try to give you one - they'd have the rest of us to deal with.
But are you quite sure you don't know what "Boo friggin' hoo" means?
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For Pasta Al? Has to be something Manly....Godly....and most of all, won't clash with that hatOriginally posted by JonFish85 View Post I'm getting him. So none of that fake black & White cowhide stuff, in case they put that on the holsters of Guns. I Hate The Clash!!!
Good Luck, Hon, and do stop over first in case you get any...ideas...which perhaps I can help you to...expand...upon...
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