[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Who cares? There are plenty of extra women to make up for Eve's sin. Wasting a lot of money testing them for things just means a man has to live with a woman a few years longer when he should be out finding a younger one to bear warriors for Christ! I think they should be put out on the ice flows at about age 32 or so after they have birthed the requisite twelve new Warriors.

Pastor Al!
What a horrible thing to say!
If a man becomes sterile is he then to be put on an ice floe?

**And the day I'd ever agree to bear 12 children is not gonna happen in this lifetime!**

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Pastor Al!
What a horrible thing to say!
If a man becomes sterile is he then to be put on an ice floe?

Hell no! He can still swing an axe for JESUS! Women who are finished having little warriors are worthless.

**And the day I'd ever agree to bear 12 children is not gonna happen in this lifetime!**

Until the pansy LIEBERAL commies took over the world you would not have had a choice.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Until the pansy LIEBERAL commies took over the world you would not have had a choice.

I think the fact that my husband and I are happy not to have 12 children gives me PLENTY of choice.
And there is no way either one of us would EVER want 12 children.
Did your wife bear 12 children to you before she fell into that woodchipper, Pastor?

Hell no! He can still swing an axe for JESUS! Women who are finished having little warriors are worthless.

Fine then. You men could then wash your own clothes, cook your own food, fetch your own beer.
(Not that I agree with any of the above, but I'm guessing you xtians would)

[Lady Sorrow]

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Pastor Al!
What a horrible thing to say!
If a man becomes sterile is he then to be put on an ice floe?

**And the day I'd ever agree to bear 12 children is not gonna happen in this lifetime!**

We can only HOPE you don't breed twelve children, witch. No doubt they'd be trained in the black arts before they even learned to talk!

[Brother Temperance]

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What are

PAPS

?

They're what Jesus sucked, obviously.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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They're what Jesus sucked, obviously.

And just as obviously, the papists have lowered their sights considerably.

[Bobby-Joe]

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We can only HOPE you don't breed twelve children, witch. No doubt they'd be trained in the black arts before they even learned to talk!

Only the girls; the boys would be eaten by Rachael and her fellow coven members.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Only the girls; the boys would be eaten by Rachael and her fellow coven members.

Wherever did you hear that nonsense, BJ?
The male children are trained to see to the needs of the women, of course. old
Who else would fetch US sandwiches and drinks? old

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Wherever did you hear that nonsense, BJ?
The male children are trained to see to the needs of the women, of course. old
Who else would fetch US sandwiches and drinks? old

...Yet more perversion and filth. You pagan trollops simply cannot wait to reverse the natural order of things can you? Jesus hates you bad.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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...Yet more perversion and filth. You pagan trollops simply cannot wait to reverse the natural order of things can you? Jesus hates you bad.

THE NATURAL ORDER??
In many pre-xtian religions, Zekey, GODDESS worship is featured. Or, an equal standing between male and female deities. Natural order, bah.

You wouldn't exist if not for a woman, you know!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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THE NATURAL ORDER??
In many pre-xtian religions, Zekey, GODDESS worship is featured. Or, an equal standing between male and female deities. Natural order, bah.

You wouldn't exist if not for a woman, you know!

Yes, and satan has directed his minions to worship rocks and attempt to read the future by gazing upon chicken entrails....what is your point? The 6,000 year history of the earth is rife with cultism and ooga booga foolishness. But there is only ONE TRUE GOD, and we know He sacrificed His only begotten son for our sins.

As far as females go, I am well aware that they are needed for baking future Soldiers for Christ, but you feminazis always have to over dramatize everything. We place great value on our females. Who else would fetch our beers, scrub the skid marks out of our briefs, and perform "other" wifely duties?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Yes, and satan has directed his minions to worship rocks and attempt to read the future by gazing upon chicken entrails....what is your point? The 6,000 year history of the earth is rife with cultism and ooga booga foolishness. But there is only ONE TRUE GOD, and we know He sacrificed His only begotten son for our sins.

The point is that xtians act like their religion is the first. When it most clearly is NOT.
If anything xtians and other abrahamic religions are the ones who reversed the natural order, not the other way round
Ever notice how most other religions EXCEPT for the abrahamic ones tend to be PEACEFUL?

As far as females go, I am well aware that they are needed for baking future Soldiers for Christ, but you feminazis always have to over dramatize everything. We place great value on our females. Who else would fetch our beers, scrub the skid marks out of our briefs, and perform "other" wifely duties?

Too much information there, thankyou very much. I surely don't need to hear about your 'Godly skidmarks'!
And we do not over dramatize.
Have a look at the way women are treated as inferior even in so called modern society. Same job, less pay. People give us less credibility.
It's currently a man's world, and damned if I don't want to see that change!

[Deaner]

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You wouldn't exist if not for a woman, you know!

And we'd still be in the Garden of Eden if not for you;

Genesis 3:16 (KJV1611)
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

That is what God Himself said to you after you disobeyed His Command and ate the fruit from the tree. Since then, for the last six thousand years, we've been forced to look after your sorry butts and put up with 6 month discussions on re-decorating.

You are God's gift to us, plain and simple. You do as you're told. If I gave you a gift and all it did was natter incessantly about nothing, would you consider it a gift? Of course not.

Now accept the truth Ms. Hellbound; you women have caused enough trouble already.

Dean

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The point is that xtians act like their religion is the first. When it most clearly is NOT.
If anything xtians and other abrahamic religions are the ones who reversed the natural order, not the other way round
Ever notice how most other religions EXCEPT for the abrahamic ones tend to be PEACEFUL?

You empty-headed fool. God has been God from the beginning of time, because He created the universe in 6 days.

As far as being "peaceful" goes, do you bring peace to your enemies? Jesus gives me unlimited peace, but I pity the fools who reject him. You want peace? Tithe generously and you will be overwhelmed with a feeling like no other.


Too much information there, thankyou very much. I surely don't need to hear about your 'Godly skidmarks'!
And we do not over dramatize.
Have a look at the way women are treated as inferior even in so called modern society. Same job, less pay. People give us less credibility.
It's currently a man's world, and damned if I don't want to see that change!

You are given less credibility because you deserve less. Read the Book of Genesis and see. Females have their place, and that is a few paces behind their husband, or at the stove, or on their knees....before Jesus.

Oh and by the way, you are right about one thing: you ARE damned.

You can spend eternity bitching about your "rights" to your master satan.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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And we'd still be in the Garden of Eden if not for you;

Genesis 3:16 (KJV1611)
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

That is what God Himself said to you after you disobeyed His Command and ate the fruit from the tree. Since then, for the last six thousand years, we've been forced to look after your sorry butts and put up with 6 month discussions on re-decorating.

You are God's gift to us, plain and simple. You do as you're told. If I gave you a gift and all it did was natter incessantly about nothing, would you consider it a gift? Of course not.

Now accept the truth Ms. Hellbound; you women have caused enough trouble already.

Dean

That was a book written by men. A storybook written by men. Who are, of course, going to make themselves seem like the good guys. And lets pretend the bible isn't just a fairytale. Did Adam eat the apple unwillingly? Did Eve shove it down his throat? Noooo...he seemed quite happy to eat it.
Just like a typical man, blame everything on women.

You empty-headed fool. God has been God from the beginning of time, because He created the universe in 6 days.

As far as being "peaceful" goes, do you bring peace to your enemies? Jesus gives me unlimited peace, but I pity the fools who reject him. You want peace? Tithe generously and you will be overwhelmed with a feeling like no other.

Xtianity was not the first religion, Zekey. Any decent historian can tell you as much.
And as far as peaceful, other religions tend to focus on harmony, and self enlightenment, not bigotry and intolerance as the abrahamic ones do.
And if I tithe, I'm sure I will indeed be overwhelmed....with a feeling of brokeness!

You are given less credibility because you deserve less. Read the Book of Genesis and see. Females have their place, and that is a few paces behind their husband, or at the stove, or on their knees....before Jesus.

Speaking of stove, replying to this thread caused my cooking to almost burn. I hope you're happy
We deserve as much respect as any man, and it just isn't right that some people will refuse a woman doctor/lawyer/etc on the basis of, they don't have a schlong.

Oh and by the way, you are right about one thing: you ARE damned.

Eh, if there really is a hell, it'd be better than spending eternity with xtians anyway.

You can spend eternity bitching about your "rights" to your master satan.old

If there really is a hell and I do end up there, believe me, I will!