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  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339
    #16
    Re: Great books for children

    Originally posted by Pure_Angel View Post
    But look at her, she has a short skirt and shows her bellybutton. Is that not pornographic?
    Mmm now let me think about that for a moment

    Mmmmm


    Um

    NO!
    And the boy asks about CONDOMS! So not only do they teach children to fornicate, but also they are teaching children how to kill babies!
    No, teaching them early so that they are prepared for life and will only make babies when they are ready and want to.

    When I was little I only got told easier versions of the Bible, and fairytales for the morals.
    So you were told nothing but fairy tales then.

    That could well explain why you do not understand what pornography actually is.

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      • Pure_Angel
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        • Apr 2011
        • 294
        #17
        Re: Great books for children

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        No, teaching them early so that they are prepared for life and will only make babies when they are ready and want to.
        Hm, the easiest way would just to tell the boys not to touch girls, there is no need for them to read a pornographic book!

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        So you were told nothing but fairy tales then.
        And Gods words.

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        That could well explain why you do not understand what pornography actually is.
        I must admit that I have never watched any pornography, I am a pure Christian girl!

        YIC
        Elisabeth
        Proverbs 14:1

        Every wise woman buildeth her house:
        but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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          • BaptistBethany
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2014
            • 280
            #18
            Re: Great books for children

            I found this great book for children.

            Proverbs 13:24
            He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
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            Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
            ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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              • Jim Farmer
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2014
                • 2293
                #19
                Re: Great books for children

                I've started a book collection for my (yet to be born) son. This is one of the books:

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                  • BaptistBethany
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2014
                    • 280
                    #20
                    Re: Great books for children

                    If any children have a pet cat, this is a good book.
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                    Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
                    ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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                      • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
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                        • Jun 2014
                        • 1330
                        #21
                        Re: Great books for children

                        While they may all be good, my child's first book will be a good copy of the KJV Bible! No need for fiction until they have heard the entire KJV 1611 Bible and have memorized a good amount of it, will they get any fiction. "Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path." Psalm 119:105
                        "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #22
                            Re: Great books for children

                            Don't forget these books, endorsed by me, Pastor Ezekiel Flint.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Bjorn Jensen
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                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2012
                                • 2356
                                #23
                                Re: Great books for children

                                The book of books, the King James Bible.

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                                  • Serenity Now
                                    Unsaved trash, lezbean lover
                                    • Feb 2015
                                    • 36
                                    #24
                                    Re: Great books for children

                                    These two are good: one and two.

                                    Also.












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                                      • Marko Loimaan-Aho
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                                        • May 2014
                                        • 709
                                        #25
                                        Re: Great books for children

                                        Originally posted by Serenity Grace View Post
                                        These two are good: one and two.
                                        WARNING CHRISTIANS!!!

                                        Do not open these links!

                                        These links are PORN!!!

                                        PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                                        Revelation 21:8

                                        Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
                                        Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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                                          • Serenity Now
                                            Unsaved trash, lezbean lover
                                            • Feb 2015
                                            • 36
                                            #26
                                            Re: Great books for children

                                            Originally posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho View Post
                                            WARNING CHRISTIANS!!!

                                            Do not open these links!

                                            These links are PORN!!!


                                            They are not porn. They are books which describe bodily changes... Like. They aren't porn at all.

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                                              • Witch Hammer
                                                True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 1717
                                                #27
                                                Re: Great books for children

                                                Originally posted by Serenity Grace View Post
                                                They are not porn. They are books which describe bodily changes... Like. They aren't porn at all.
                                                Then why do you masturbate to them, succubus?

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                                                  • VictoryOS
                                                    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                                     
                                                    • Dec 2007
                                                    • 5390
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Great books for children

                                                    This thread was once a wonderful resource for children's books. Now it has been sullied and dirtied. Did you even try to think about the children when you posted this smut?
                                                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                                    in 2016

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                                                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                                        Christ's Rottweiler
                                                         
                                                        • Jan 2008
                                                        • 22914
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Great books for children

                                                        You are quite right! Let's get this thread back on track!

                                                        This book is useful for the younger child to show why all other gods and their followers are evil.

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                                                        This will thrill the older boy to keep him fit in mind, body and spirit

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                                                        This is for the girls and demonstrates the pointless empty life of women who pursue education as opposed to marrying early and producing children.

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                                                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                                          • Mary Etheldreda
                                                            Gushing for Jesus
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2011
                                                            • 23775
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Great books for children

                                                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                                            [LEFT]You are quite right! Let's get this thread back on track!
                                                            Amen, Pastor!


                                                            Here are some of my favorites for young children:














                                                            Here are some of my favorites for older children and tweens:






                                                            And for educational purposes, we use these for part of our Comparative Religion unit in homeschool:



                                                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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