Notice of Leave of Abscence

[Mr.Warren]

So guys, I've been trying to post a lot more, but with college coming up it's not going to happen. This is a formal statement that I am taking a long leave of absence, probably until I get Freshman Orientation, Class Registration, and moved into my Dorm, so a good two months at least.
Hope to see you soon, and in one piece!

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Notice of Leave of Abscence

Amen. Return to us when you can, young man.

[PetitionLady]

Re: Notice of Leave of Abscence

So guys, I've been trying to post a lot more, but with college coming up it's not going to happen. This is a formal statement that I am taking a long leave of absence, probably until I get Freshman Orientation, Class Registration, and moved into my Dorm, so a good two months at least.
Hope to see you soon, and in one piece!

I will pray for your easy transition.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Notice of Leave of Abscence

Your course was "The Righteousness of Fundamentalist Theology," wasn't it? Matt:19:29 - 30

See Pastor Zeke for the fee for reserving your pew.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Notice of Leave of Abscence

What college starts at the end of May?

[HTannor]

Re: Notice of Leave of Abscence

What college starts at the end of May?

Exactly, Pastor.

I greatly fear this promising young lad may be heading for rehab and didn't want us to know it.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Notice of Leave of Abscence

Dear Friends,

This young man brings to mind another promising young man, that of Matthew 19:20-22. That was the observant young man who said to Christ:

All these things have I kept from my youth up: what lack I yet?

Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.

But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful: for he had great possessions.

The young man had to choose: did he love his possessions or Christ?

Education is just one more possession. Don't choose it over Christ.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Mr.Warren]

Re: Notice of Leave of Abscence

What college starts at the end of May?

Technically the "leave of absence" doesn't start till June 7th(should have specified eh?) and it isn't the college starting, I'm just going to be moving, etc etc and I have to make certain sacrifices so I can afford the things I need. I'll be back after everything gets settled in around August, then classes start and I can get help converting my heathen liberal Professors to Christianity

[HTannor]

Re: Notice of Leave of Abscence

Technically the "leave of absence" doesn't start till June 7th(should have specified eh?) and it isn't the college starting, I'm just going to be moving, etc etc and I have to make certain sacrifices so I can afford the things I need. I'll be back after everything gets settled in around August, then classes start and I can get help converting my heathen liberal Professors to Christianity

So, you're going off-line at this time (late May), and will moving your meager possessions during all of June and July and "may" be settled in "around" August?

Please, Mr. Warren, don't try to blow this one by us. You're doing rehab, aren't you?

- Or trying to cover up a quickie trip to Thailand to play footsie with the "transie crowd",

- Or, worse yet, a dalliance into the flesh pots of San Francisco.

I fear for your salvation, young man.

[Mr.Warren]

Re: Notice of Leave of Abscence

So, you're going off-line at this time (late May), and will moving your meager possessions during all of June and July and "may" be settled in "around" August?

Please, Mr. Warren, don't try to blow this one by us. You're doing rehab, aren't you?

- Or trying to cover up a quickie trip to Thailand to play footsie with the "transie crowd",

- Or, worse yet, a dalliance into the flesh pots of San Francisco.

I fear for your salvation, young man.

Going off Line June 7th
Moving to a place without Internet or a Computer ( I live with a teacher and am moving back in with my Dad after graduation)
Getting my laptop fixed after I save up the funds, going to Freshman Orientation in July, moving into my dorm in August where they have an internet connection.

[Nobar King]

Re: Notice of Leave of Abscence

Make sure to check in, again, if you haven't been raptured by then.

[Mr.Warren]

Re: Notice of Leave of Abscence

Make sure to check in, again, if you haven't been raptured by then.

I shall! If I get raptured, I can still check in with you all anyway