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  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790

    #16
    Re: Favorite bumper stickers

    Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post

    This one has to be the most offensive. The Threat Against Tradition Marriage is no joking matter, and how dare you drag God™ into it? JESUS© IS NOT YOUR POSTERBOY!

    Just wait till you have gay marrieds living next to you, taking your parking spaces and marriage licenses, and forcing acknowledment of their "accomplishments" and sex rites into your grade school carriculems.

    You'll be laughing out the other side of your afro, then.

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    • Trent Harvey, Jr.
      Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2007
      • 722

      #17
      Re: Favorite bumper stickers

      Bumper stickers are derided for being crude and simple. Not true: they can be very subtle. I like this one:



      See how it quietly and innoffensively reminds us that Wall Street is as much a war zone as the ruins of Falluja? There's no difference: in both places we are beseiged by mobs of mortal enemies with whom our only interactions can be either shooting first or being shot first.

      I await the glorious day when Iowa enjoys it's first bombardment by Predator drone. The hippies will cry, but True Americans(tm) will see it as a Freedom Eagle laying eggs of Liberty.
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      • ThelmaSue
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2011
        • 25

        #18
        Re: Favorite bumper stickers

        Here are me and my husband's favorites-







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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #19
          Re: Favorite bumper stickers

          I have this decal on my suburban:



          My dear deluded atheist husband won't let me put this one on.



          Oh, and ThelmaSue, I adore your avi!

          Housework indeed rules!

          \o/
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • ThelmaSue
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2011
            • 25

            #20
            Re: Favorite bumper stickers

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            I have this decal on my suburban:



            My dear deluded atheist husband won't let me put this one on.



            Oh, and ThelmaSue, I adore your avi!

            Housework indeed rules!

            \o/
            Lol Thank you, I love it too. My husband did not so I changed it.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #21
              Re: Favorite bumper stickers

              Originally posted by ThelmaSue View Post
              Lol Thank you, I love it too. My husband did not so I changed it.
              hehe, I like your new one, too!
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Trent Harvey, Jr.
                Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2007
                • 722

                #22
                Re: Favorite bumper stickers

                Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
                It's no accident that our Homeland Soldiers are guarding Wall Street. On the website of J P Morgan Chase:
                JPMorgan Chase recently donated an unprecedented $4.6 million to the New York City Police Foundation. The gift was the largest in the history of the foundation and will enable the New York City Police Department to strengthen security in the Big Apple. The money will pay for 1,000 new patrol car laptops, as well as security monitoring software in the NYPD’s main data center.

                New York City Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly sent CEO and Chairman Jamie Dimon a note expressing “profound gratitude” for the company’s donation.

                “These officers put their lives on the line every day to keep us safe,” Dimon said. “We’re incredibly proud to help them build this program and let them know how much we value their hard work.”
                I'd be willing to tithe more if the funds were used to buy a major police department. Just sayin'.

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                • Bible Student
                  Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                  With Jesus now.
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 2474

                  #23
                  Re: Favorite bumper stickers

                  Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                  Mercedes S600, Jim? Gotta have that V8 to fulfill the patriarchal macho John Wayne stereotype that your father forced you to fill, right?

                  Personally, I drive a SMART Car. I used to drive Volvos, but I really care about the environment and want to leave the lightest carbon footprint as possible.
                  With that logic, why not walk? It would leave a lighter footprint still (or at least a lighter carbon footprint).
                  YiJC, BS

                  II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22380

                    #24
                    Re: Favorite bumper stickers

                    Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                    Personally, I drive a SMART Car.
                    That is not a car.

                    but I really care about the environment and want to leave the lightest carbon footprint as possible
                    Then you need to stop breathing now. I am sure your environment will appreciate that.

                    Not a car:
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Bible Student
                      Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                      With Jesus now.
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 2474

                      #25
                      Re: Favorite bumper stickers

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      That is not a car.

                      Then you need to stop breathing now. I am sure your environment will appreciate that.

                      Not a car:
                      Those things are cute and really small. I might start collecting them as a hobby. Can probably fit 20 or 30 of them in my driveway. Do you think they are big enough for the kids to play with?
                      YiJC, BS

                      II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                      • MisterM
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 1480

                        #26
                        Re: Favorite bumper stickers

                        Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                        Mercedes S600, Jim? Gotta have that V8 to fulfill the patriarchal macho John Wayne stereotype that your father forced you to fill, right?
                        I'm commenting on old post, but I think this needs clarification: S600 has V12 engine. If you don't know the cars, maybe you should keep your pie-hole closed.

                        YiC, M
                        Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                           
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 6578

                          #27
                          Re: Favorite bumper stickers

                          Not really a bumper sticker, but it's all-around useful:






                          Here's one with alternate spelling and a more "weathered" look:

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                          • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                            Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                             
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 6578

                            #28
                            Re: Favorite bumper stickers







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                            • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                              Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                               
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 6578

                              #29
                              Re: Favorite bumper stickers

                              Nice to see Mitt Romney is focusing on how business-friendly he is:







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                              • Fleur-de-lis
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Apr 2012
                                • 161

                                #30
                                Re: Favorite bumper stickers

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