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  • Trent Harvey, Jr.
    Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2007
    • 722
    #1

    Favorite bumper stickers

    This thread is for photos of the best bumper stickers you've seen.
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    Tags: cars, evangelism
    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405
      #2
      Re: Favorite bumper stickers

      Good one, here is the one on one of my cars.
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        • Cranky Old Man
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          • Jan 2010
          • 22374
          #3
          Re: Favorite bumper stickers

          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251
              #4
              Re: Favorite bumper stickers

              Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 12-01-2012, 01:24 PM.
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                • Sister Kitty
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 857
                  #5
                  Re: Favorite bumper stickers

                  Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                    • Go_Away_Sinners!
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 28
                      #6
                      Re: Favorite bumper stickers


                      Utterly charming!

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                        • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                          Claims not to be a dago slut
                          Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 1307
                          #7
                          Re: Favorite bumper stickers

                          Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                          My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                          - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                            • SUV
                              True Christian™ Princess
                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                              Have at it, anytime!
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11027
                              #8
                              Re: Favorite bumper stickers

                              "Hell No - We won't NOT go!"

                              Sorry I couldn't post it. Some surrender monkey peeled it off my Hummer

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                                • Brother Enoch
                                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jun 2008
                                  • 4392
                                  #9
                                  Re: Favorite bumper stickers

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                                    • Mistress Cookie
                                      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jul 2008
                                      • 6790
                                      #10
                                      Re: Favorite bumper stickers

                                      I like that mine's red white and blue!

                                      Sends a double message...
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                                        • Dan U. Holier
                                          True Christian™
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Jul 2011
                                          • 1180
                                          #11
                                          Re: Favorite bumper stickers



                                          Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                                          ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                                            • Trent Harvey, Jr.
                                              Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Jul 2007
                                              • 722
                                              #12
                                              Re: Favorite bumper stickers

                                              That last one is too vulgar. "Guns get dung done" would be a family-friendly way of putting it.
                                              Founder and CEO of Trickle-Down Charities™, LLC.

                                              Current Project: Bedmates For Billionaires: Biblical eldercare straight from King David
                                              Goal:                                               $500,000 Currently raised: $0.11 DONATE NOW! Yes, we accept Biblecoins!

                                              True Christians™ believe they they exist to serve the Bible-revealed will of God.
                                              False Christians believe the Bible exists to serve their will. GOD IS NOT YOUR YES-MAN!

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                                                • Dan U. Holier
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Jul 2011
                                                  • 1180
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Favorite bumper stickers

                                                  Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
                                                  That last one is too vulgar. "Guns get dung done" would be a family-friendly way of putting it.
                                                  You sure have a point here; how about “GUNS GIT-R-DONE”?



                                                  Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                                                  ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                                                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Jun 2009
                                                      • 8622
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Favorite bumper stickers

                                                      Believe me, I would coat my car with bumper stickers, but I drive a 2011 Mercedes S600 and I got to keep my baby clean looking.

                                                      Here's some great ones:








                                                      (It's ironic because gravity is only a theory!)




                                                      Oh and one bonus one. I absolutely hate this one, but I know Bobby-Joe will flip even more...


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                                                        • Professor Tyeisha X
                                                          WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
                                                          Unsaved trash
                                                          • Jun 2009
                                                          • 293
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Favorite bumper stickers

                                                          Mercedes S600, Jim? Gotta have that V8 to fulfill the patriarchal macho John Wayne stereotype that your father forced you to fill, right?

                                                          Personally, I drive a SMART Car. I used to drive Volvos, but I really care about the environment and want to leave the lightest carbon footprint as possible.

                                                          Here's some great Christian bumper stickers that I would love to see you old country dumplings put on your trucks...











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