[Mistress Cookie]

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This one has to be the most offensive. The Threat Against Tradition Marriage is no joking matter, and how dare you drag God™ into it? JESUS© IS NOT YOUR POSTERBOY!

Just wait till you have gay marrieds living next to you, taking your parking spaces and marriage licenses, and forcing acknowledment of their "accomplishments" and sex rites into your grade school carriculems.

You'll be laughing out the other side of your afro, then.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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Bumper stickers are derided for being crude and simple. Not true: they can be very subtle. I like this one:



See how it quietly and innoffensively reminds us that Wall Street is as much a war zone as the ruins of Falluja? There's no difference: in both places we are beseiged by mobs of mortal enemies with whom our only interactions can be either shooting first or being shot first.

I await the glorious day when Iowa enjoys it's first bombardment by Predator drone. The hippies will cry, but True Americans(tm) will see it as a Freedom Eagle laying eggs of Liberty.

[ThelmaSue]

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Here are me and my husband's favorites-

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I have this decal on my suburban:



My dear deluded atheist husband won't let me put this one on.



Oh, and ThelmaSue, I adore your avi!

Housework indeed rules!

\o/

[ThelmaSue]

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I have this decal on my suburban:



My dear deluded atheist husband won't let me put this one on.



Oh, and ThelmaSue, I adore your avi!

Housework indeed rules!

\o/

Lol Thank you, I love it too. My husband did not so I changed it.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Lol Thank you, I love it too. My husband did not so I changed it.

hehe, I like your new one, too!

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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It's no accident that our Homeland Soldiers are guarding Wall Street. On the website of J P Morgan Chase:

JPMorgan Chase recently donated an unprecedented $4.6 million to the New York City Police Foundation. The gift was the largest in the history of the foundation and will enable the New York City Police Department to strengthen security in the Big Apple. The money will pay for 1,000 new patrol car laptops, as well as security monitoring software in the NYPD’s main data center.

New York City Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly sent CEO and Chairman Jamie Dimon a note expressing “profound gratitude” for the company’s donation.

“These officers put their lives on the line every day to keep us safe,” Dimon said. “We’re incredibly proud to help them build this program and let them know how much we value their hard work.”

I'd be willing to tithe more if the funds were used to buy a major police department. Just sayin'.

[Bible Student]

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Mercedes S600, Jim? Gotta have that V8 to fulfill the patriarchal macho John Wayne stereotype that your father forced you to fill, right?

Personally, I drive a SMART Car. I used to drive Volvos, but I really care about the environment and want to leave the lightest carbon footprint as possible.

With that logic, why not walk? It would leave a lighter footprint still (or at least a lighter carbon footprint).

[Cranky Old Man]

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Personally, I drive a SMART Car.

That is not a car.

but I really care about the environment and want to leave the lightest carbon footprint as possible

Then you need to stop breathing now. I am sure your environment will appreciate that.

Not a car:

[Bible Student]

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That is not a car.

Then you need to stop breathing now. I am sure your environment will appreciate that.

Not a car:

Those things are cute and really small. I might start collecting them as a hobby. Can probably fit 20 or 30 of them in my driveway. Do you think they are big enough for the kids to play with?

[MisterM]

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Mercedes S600, Jim? Gotta have that V8 to fulfill the patriarchal macho John Wayne stereotype that your father forced you to fill, right?

I'm commenting on old post, but I think this needs clarification: S600 has V12 engine. If you don't know the cars, maybe you should keep your pie-hole closed.

YiC, M

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Not really a bumper sticker, but it's all-around useful:






Here's one with alternate spelling and a more "weathered" look:

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Nice to see Mitt Romney is focusing on how business-friendly he is:

[Fleur-de-lis]

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