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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins
So beautiful.
Thank you so much. Jesus smiles on you today.
So beautiful.
Thank you so much. Jesus smiles on you today.
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Jesus was an American, lmao this site is great! guess I'm due for another infraction. Hopefully I Jesus will forgive me if I but some merchandise. You should prop Adultswim and put a show together.Comment
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I'm sorry, but could somebody please translate this hipster tweenspeak into English?Originally posted by Dantesinfernosale View PostWARNING:
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins
Brother Billy Bob, your music is the very next thing to the gospel; I especially love the lyrics!
Besides the God's commandment against sodomy; what’s the point of any sexural activity that doesn’t benefit procreation? None whatsoever!Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
P.S.: I heard about a term “buttchild”, but there’s no evidences that something like this really exists.Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.
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All this Godly music makes me so happy
Are you going to release an album?Comment
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I wonder if Billy Bob or one of the other Christian music aficianados here might know where I could find a copy of this gem?
I used to have a copy, and enjoyed it mightily. Sadly, I loaned it to a gospel singer who I think was hopped up on Benzedrine, and I never saw it again.WARNING:
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Originally posted by Faith_Machine View PostI wonder if Billy Bob or one of the other Christian music aficianados here might know where I could find a copy of this gem?
I used to have a copy, and enjoyed it mightily. Sadly, I loaned it to a gospel singer who I think was hopped up on Benzedrine, and I never saw it again.
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When already at it; I’m trying to find this one for a while:Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
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Glory be! The Lord has finally found a good use for that Pastafarian pirate!
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A favorite of mine, I have it as an mp3 file for anyone who is interested. When we are in Heaven, this is the sort of thing we will be doing:
The harp is a difficult but very Godly instrument. The lesser musician could perhaps play with his organ.
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How long have you been illegally distributing copyrighted material?Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostPosted via Pasta
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Every True Christian™ has a part of it.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Posthave you got...
It is NOT “illegally distributing” but sharing joy and blessing amongst the fellow members of the congregation! Would you change your mind about this issue if I would, exceptionally, share this “blessing” with you?Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
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Snitches get stitches.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostWARNING:
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