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.................Copied from Stone Tablets originally written by God.Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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That's just implausible. At least try to sound vaguely believable. I mean, Arabs actually being constructive and making something?Originally posted by aujohnny View Post
Pull the other one, it's got bells on.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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All things are born of Him, who created All.
And that includes vBulletin.
That which is necessary for the work of the Christ, let it be received and made holy in His name.
And that includes vBulletin.
For did not the Israelites seize what was good and mete from the stores of the Canaanites they conquered? And did the Lord not command them in that endeavor? Did not you notice that the rule "i before e except after c" does not work with the word seize? What's up with that? It's weird. AARRRRGH! "Weird"! There's another one!
But I digress.
Just as Judas was necessary for God's great Plan, so were the foreign devils who coded vBulletin necessary. Everything has its place. Everything works as a cog or pawl or catchwheel or lagtooth in God's mighty Creation. Yes. Everything.
In China an 8-year-old boy entered the hospital after suffering six months of headaches and vomiting. A brain scan found multiple cerebral hemorrhages. Then, 26 days after his admission to the hospital, a flatworm crawled out of his right eye.
His brain was being chewed apart by parasitic flatworms. They were identified as Fasciola hepatica, which normally infect the liver.
God preserved these flatworms in the family of Noah. Otherwise they would have perished in the unforgiving waters of the global sea during the Flood. Just another cog in God's great Creation.
So you see, all things are of Him, and no thing is superfluous to His great Plan.
I might note in passing that the Chinese boy was not a Baptist.
~~ OEJComment
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umm....god created vbulletin? dont think so. Jelsoft Enterprises created vbulletin. ya ***potty language removed ***.Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 01-10-2014, 07:56 PM. Reason: Removed child porn image and potty language.Comment
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And Who created Jelsoft Enterprises?sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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not jesus xPComment
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Jesus created everything.Originally posted by Auriel View Post
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Ah! You see!Originally posted by Auriel View Post
You said JESUS XP.
Did you know that before the good KJV 1611 people used the greek and XP (kai Ro, yes, the alpha XP was codenamed CAIRO) was JESUS' mini signature?
Even showed it to the emperor Constantine and then led him to victory over the heathens.
XP and Vbulletin were with GOD from the beginning.
PRAISE THE LORD!Comment
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I thought unsaved heathen slime couldn't create threads.Originally posted by aujohnny View PostComment
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