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  • herbertLovesGod
    Guest
    • Mar 2012
    • 223
    #1

    A new kinder, gentler Herbert.

    I have receive many infractions over the past few ... hours, all of them for Just Causes(tm). Kind Brother Jedediah and the Great Redeemed Papist (I only capitalized papist out of respect for the Man) have guided me toward temperance and motivated me towards more scripture and to be less of a bitcher.

    Don't get me wrong, I know my KJV and will use it's power to battle heathens till the end times ... but the anger will be toned down. Please understand, I haven't caught the gay. Yes Kinder and Gentler are pretty fagusexual, but they were qualities of the True Christian long before the heathens started perverting the meaning.

    Heathens bring forth yourselves to be saved!

    Deuteronomy 33:29
    Happy art thou, O Israel: who is like unto thee, O people saved by the LORD, the shield of thy help, and who is the sword of thy excellency! and thine enemies shall be found liars unto thee; and thou shalt tread upon their high places.

    As I am happy! Serving the Lord! One day, God willing, I will be able wander amongst the flock in Freehold. Pray with me that America will one day allow me back in (it's a long story that I won't thrust upon you now).

    Peace and Unconditional Love (KJV STYLE),
    Herbert.
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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409
      #2
      Re: A new kinder, gentler Herbert.

      Your happiness with serving the Lord is a wonder to behold. We know the horror of confronting the unsaved and their hatred of God all too well. They are vile creatures obsessed with finding reasons to have anal sex and to consort with devils.

      God's conditional love and instructive hatred is a shock to them so they rant and persecute.

      Remember: Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063
          #3
          Re: A new kinder, gentler Herbert.

          Full marks to you!

          I too have been righteously rebuked in my time for my fervour overtaking my command of scripture and it put me on the straight and narrow and no mistake.

          Take heed and learn from your betters and Heaven awaits

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996
              #4
              Re: A new kinder, gentler Herbert.

              It refreshes my bowels to hear that you are going to spend your energy studying and applying God's Word, Herbert!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • herbertLovesGod
                  Guest
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 223
                  #5
                  Re: A new kinder, gentler Herbert.

                  Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                  Full marks to you!

                  I too have been righteously rebuked in my time for my fervour overtaking my command of scripture and it put me on the straight and narrow and no mistake.

                  Take heed and learn from your betters and Heaven awaits

                  YIC
                  It kind of stings a little doesn't it? I had to step away from the computer and apply an icepack I call the KJV.

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  It refreshes my bowels to hear that you are going to spend your energy studying and applying God's Word, Herbert!
                  Thank you ever so much, I went astray but was brought back into the fold. A friendly reminder for your bowels, avoid the pool. (re: the person under me thread)


                  Servant Herbert.

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                    • Brother Enoch
                      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 4392
                      #6
                      Re: A new kinder, gentler Herbert.

                      Bless you Hebert. your faith and devotion warm the cockles of my heart.

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                        • herbertLovesGod
                          Guest
                          • Mar 2012
                          • 223
                          #7
                          Re: A new kinder, gentler Herbert.

                          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                          Bless you Hebert. your faith and devotion warm the cockles of my heart.
                          Bless you Brother Enoch! Your words refill my faith gastank!

                          Is Canuckistan anywhere near canaanda?

                          Servant Herbert.

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                            • Brother Enoch
                              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 4392
                              #8
                              Re: A new kinder, gentler Herbert.

                              Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
                              Bless you Brother Enoch! Your words refill my faith gastank!

                              Is Canuckistan anywhere near canaanda?

                              Servant Herbert.
                              Unfortunately, yes. I'm stuck in the same frozen wasteland as you. I can't get out due to a misunderstanding with a 'lady of the night' that occured in Detroit some years back. Makes it difficult to cross the border and I'm sadly stuck in this communist hellhole.

                              What's keeping you here?

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                                • herbertLovesGod
                                  Guest
                                  • Mar 2012
                                  • 223
                                  #9
                                  Re: A new kinder, gentler Herbert.

                                  Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                  Unfortunately, yes. I'm stuck in the same frozen wasteland as you. I can't get out due to a misunderstanding with a 'lady of the night' that occured in Detroit some years back. Makes it difficult to cross the border and I'm sadly stuck in this communist hellhole.

                                  What's keeping you here?
                                  The constant flow of messicans and gaysians over our precious borders has left me jobless. If harper could get a fence initiative going we can get over this multi-cultural crap and get me back to work.

                                  Job or not, if Caananda doesn't convert to Americanism (tm) then I'm going to gather the woman and the kids and just walk south to the promise land.

                                  Servant Herbert.

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