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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748
    #1

    How do you pronounce ASUS?

    My new laptop is an ASUS brand and I think that it sounds like my gardener's name 'Jesus'. It's kind of Mexican sounding, but I still like it.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22892
      #2
      Re: How do you pronounce ASUS?

      You don't want anyone thinking that you've bought something a Beaner built or is taking Our Lord's Name in vain; pronounce it "Ars-suzz"
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22374
          #3
          Re: How do you pronounce ASUS?

          Is it American?
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • herbertLovesGod
              Guest
              • Mar 2012
              • 223
              #4
              Re: How do you pronounce ASUS?

              Scratch a bit at the U, it might be AS IS?

              Servant Herbert.

              P.S. To all the previous participants in this thread ... Your beards are AWE inspiring!

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                • Noah Sole
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2012
                  • 865
                  #5
                  Re: How do you pronounce ASUS?

                  Scratch a bit more and it will be AS S, that sounds more Canadian.
                  YIC
                  Genesis 7:5
                  And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

                  John 8:32
                  And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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                    • herbertLovesGod
                      Guest
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 223
                      #6
                      Re: How do you pronounce ASUS?

                      Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                      Scratch a bit more and it will be AS S, that sounds more Canadian.
                      YIC
                      Might make the most sense to cover it with masking tape and brand it JESUS(TM), (not jesus the gardener).

                      Servant Herbert.

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027
                          #7
                          Re: How do you pronounce ASUS?

                          Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
                          Scratch a bit at the U, it might be AS IS?

                          Servant Herbert.

                          P.S. To all the previous participants in this thread ... Your beards are AWE inspiring!
                          Brother Herbert, I came here to warn Brother Nobar of the very same thing.

                          As long as I'm here, I might as well warn everyone else:

                          WE ARE ALL DOOMED! RA12 DRAWS IMMINENT!

                          Have a Nice Day, yall

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