CAPTION CONTEST #6

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

[Bob4God]

Re: CAPTION CONTEST #6

"I never liked separation of Church and State, anyway."

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: CAPTION CONTEST #6

"Dear Uncle Dick, please send help. A gang of those Jews with the beards and the big hats have me cornered in the Oval Office."

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: CAPTION CONTEST #6

1. Proof that the bank bailout was signed under duress.

2. "So what do you call this thing again? "The Booty-Calls of the Elders of Zion"?

3. "Wow, I never though *I* would be the one signing autographs *FOR* ZZ Top!"

4. "See, the problem with Picket's Charge is that he didn't stay the course. Here, I'll draw extra arrows to show that. And here's the confederate air force, nnrrreeeewww ratatatatata peeeew KABOOM! Take that Gettysburg - no wait - GetteysTURD! Hahahaha! Wow, for Civil War re-enactors you're really not getting into this."

5. "Bite off children's foreskins? Sure, I don't have any sons anyway. I'll put my John Handcock on this. Hehe, or should I say, My John tooth - uh never mind."

[Titus Templeton]

Re: CAPTION CONTEST #6



Slave:" Wow you guys from the future have good stuff! I think I accept Jesus!"




American Soldier:" Yes with the help of God we came to you Agyptians to bring the Word of God! But first we have to eliminate your unbelieving Pharao!"



Slave:" I can' wait to go to Chruch every sunday!"



Agyptian Soldier:" Pharao, we have intruders that try to spread the word of the Holy Bible! What should we do?"



Pharao:" Kill them all!"


American Pastor:" Shit the Pharao has send his troops to kill us"



American Soldier:" Everyone to year position! We need to hold this place!"



*wusch* *peng* *bummm*



*bumm* *peng* *wiiisch*



Pharao:" These godless americans came from the future to take my power!
I will never surrender! With the help of Ra the sungod we send them back to 2013"



Agyptian Soldier:" Pharao they seem stronger then we thought. We have to bring you to your bunker!"



American Soldier:" If these godless Agyptians refuse to surrender we bomb them back to Adam and Eve times."



American soldier:" What was the code again?"



American Pastor:" The codeword is Jesus.


American Soldier:"I forgot"


American Soldier:" Ok now we have 10 minutes before this nuclear bomb explodes"


American Soldier: "Oh shit!"




Agyptian Soldier:" In the name of Ra! What kind of thing have you activated there?"

*wusch*

[Titus Templeton]

Re: CAPTION CONTEST #6


American Soldier: "Take this!"


Pharao:" Fuck!"

American soldier:" You scum i send you to Hell!"

Agyption Soldier:" Never!"

American soldier:"Look what i have there for u!"

Agyptian Soldier:" Nooooo!"

Americna Soldier:" Oh yes!"

American Soldier: " Now you can say hello to satan you terrorist!"

Pharao:" No they killed my best man!"

American Soldier:" Alright now no one can defuse it anymore!"


Pharao:" I never will accept Jesus!"

*piiip* *piiip* *piiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

Slave: "wow it looks like we win!"

Slave leader:" WE are now free people! Lets bring the holy word of God in the Bible to all people in the world!"




*huge explosion*