[Brother Temperance]

Re: THE SIN OF DENMARK!

It's a place...or would you prefer A wonderful area, peninsula..to travel?

I'm not talking about politics, laws, sinners. I'm talking about fyords, montains, geysiers(which are not on the peninsula)...

And I'm not talking about meatballs. Geysers are God's warning to the Godless vikings that unless they shape up and accept Jesus in a hurry, He will destroy the whole lot of them in one great burst of hot water. I'm convinced that if we got rid of all the homers in America, Old Faithful would dry up tomorrow.

[Poetic Peter]

If only Teddy Roosevelt were alive

And I'm not talking about meatballs. Geysers are God's warning to the Godless vikings that unless they shape up and accept Jesus in a hurry, He will destroy the whole lot of them in one great burst of hot water. I'm convinced that if we got rid of all the homers in America, Old Faithful would dry up tomorrow.

Alas, instead the creeping homer-polluters have hexed the geyser
to emit less of hot water; it's all Gillette Foamy.
They gather now there to shave their nubs in disgusting communal razor orgies.

Perplexed Christian tourists find their sandals matted with countless curled clippings
tracked into The Inn at Old Faithful. The staff of the historic log cabin abode is beside themselves,
it's bad, so bad. Short handled sticky-tape lint rollers
are all that they have. Mexican maids' knees are bleeding.


heavily cropped:

[Nobar King]

Re: THE SIN OF DENMARK!

No argument there. The national symbol of Denmark is a bronze statue of a bare-breasted demigodess called "the Little Mermaid".



What part of "Thou shalt make thee no molten gods" don't they understand?

If you don't like their little mermaids, then this will really get you steamed:
The Little Mermaid goes Muslim

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: THE SIN OF DENMARK!

If you don't like their little mermaids, then this will really get you steamed:
The Little Mermaid goes Muslim

I'm not surprised. Mermaids - like no Muslims - have no souls.

"We have no immortal souls; we have no future life; we are just like the green sea-weed, which, once cut down, can never revive again! Men, on the other hand, have a soul which lives for ever, lives after the body has become dust; it rises through the clear air, up to the shining stars! Just as we rise from the water to see the land of mortals, so they rise up to unknown beautiful regions which we shall never see.'"
(The Little Mermaid)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: THE SIN OF DENMARK!

I read this thread with increasing interest and spent much time seeing if I could find Godly justification in the actions of the young ladies – I couldn’t. And then I found this site

If you have blue eyes, you are very likely related to every other blue-eyed person on the planet!

That's the word from researchers at Copenhagen University in Denmark, who conclude that everyone with blue eyes descends from a single "founder," an ancestor whose genes mutated 6,000* to 10,000 years ago, reports USA Today. Until then, everyone had brown eyes.

Led by geneticist Hans Eiberg, the study began in 1973 when he researched a Danish father with 17 children who carried the gene for both blue and brown eyes. Eventually, Eiberg was able to trace the trait for blue eyes to a specific area near the gene OCA2. Next, the Copenhagen team tested 155 people from Scandinavia, Turkey, Jordan and India, all of whom had blue eyes, to see if they had similar DNA sequences in that gene. They weren't just similar; they were identical. That told the scientists that the mutation for blue eyes happened so recently that it hadn't had time to change,…

As Jesus had blue eyes and as all Danes have blue eyes, it is clear that they are descendants of the same lineage.

I now viewed the young ladies again and saw that they all had blue eyes. Perhaps the Work of God is being carried out?

*6000 years, the age of the Earth and no evolution – coincidence? I think not.