Fun Video! Democrats being tortured!

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

I guess by now a lot of you have heard about the new microwave pain-ray torture device that has been fielded, yet not sent to Iraq. I heard people say "if it can save the lives of soldiers, why are they going to keep it at home and use it to torture protestors instead?"

Shut up, you bunch of worrywarts, it's not like any of our lives are in danger here. Iraq is safer than your average American city, and it's far far, safer than a republican convention surrounded by protesting democrats.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Fun Video! Democrats being tortured!

I guess by now a lot of you have heard about the new microwave pain-ray torture device that has been fielded, yet not sent to Iraq. I heard people say "if it can save the lives of soldiers, why are they going to keep it at home and use it to torture protestors instead?"

Shut up, you bunch of worrywarts, it's not like any of our lives are in danger here. Iraq is safer than your average American city, and it's far far, safer than a republican convention surrounded by protesting democrats.

Has Landover got any of these? And if not, why not? Can you use it to stop those horrible poor people driving near the grounds on "sight-seeing" trips?

2Ki:1:10: And Elijah answered and said to the captain of fifty, If I be a man of God, then let fire come down from heaven, and consume thee and thy fifty. And there came down fire from heaven, and consumed him and his fifty.

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: Fun Video! Democrats being tortured!

Praise Jesus in all His wisdom! Giving us the technology to micro-zap those that piss Him off.
I agree we need these wonderful devices all around Freehold. The Rehabilitation Center can sure use one! We can have those heathens zapped and back on track in no time flat!

[Nobar King]

Re: Fun Video! Democrats being tortured!

If the military doesn't trust it, I'm not sure I can, either.