[bung79]

Re: God's not a fan of Cats.

No no no. I'm not saying we go out and kill cats... i'm just raising concern about letting them prance around your homes, around your children, wife, etc. when they are unmentioned by the Lord.

What do you mean by 'prance'? Also why are you concerned by having an animal in your home and around your family? What do you think it's going to do wrong?

[Petal]

Re: God's not a fan of Cats.

What do you mean by 'prance'? Also why are you concerned by having an animal in your home and around your family? What do you think it's going to do wrong?

Mr.UnFattifiable is rite, there be dangers wiv kittys that you got to be prepareds for. a unsaveds kitty is a sinsuous kitty, an he lurve to be lewd

kitty will leads your family astrays unless you baptizes kitty in a bathtub or in a sack wiv 4 other kittys, have bootiful group baptizms in the river! every kitty wanna be baptizeds, an that be why they lick themselfs in nawty places they be tryings to baptize themselfs, it true

[WestEast]

Re: God's not a fan of Cats.

Mr.UnFattifiable is rite, there be dangers wiv kittys that you got to be prepareds for. a unsaveds kitty is a sinsuous kitty, an he lurve to be lewd

kitty will leads your family astrays unless you baptizes kitty in a bathtub or in a sack wiv 4 other kittys, have bootiful group baptizms in the river! every kitty wanna be baptizeds, an that be why they lick themselfs in nawty places they be tryings to baptize themselfs, it true

Just look at that filthy beast. I pity those who have one in their home. Jesus would not approve of this.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God's not a fan of Cats.

Just look at that filthy beast. I pity those who have one in their home. Jesus would not approve of this.

And what would you know about it? You aren't even a Christian. Any idiot can waltz in here making wild claims about what Jesus approves of or doesn't. Show us in the Holy Bible where it says that Jesus would not approve of that cat. Show us or shut up.

[WestEast]

Re: God's not a fan of Cats.

I do not think God would approve of cats, plain and simple. David fought with a lion. Do you think God would want that?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God's not a fan of Cats.

I do not think God would approve of cats, plain and simple. David fought with a lion. Do you think God would want that?

Chapter and verse, maggot. It doesn't matter what you and your queer friend "David" thinks happened. SHOW US IN THE BIBLE or shut your yap.

[WestEast]

Re: God's not a fan of Cats.

It was Daniel who was in the cave with the Lions.

"Like as the lion and the young lion roaring on his prey, when a multitude of shepherds is called forth against him, he will not be afraid of their voice, nor abase himself for the noise of them." In Proverbs, 28 : 1, you will read, "The wicked flee when no man pursueth; but the righteous is as bold as a lion." This is true, dear child; and if you will love God and trust the kind Savior, there is nothing in all the wide world of which you need be afraid. God can take care of you as he did of Daniel, even if you were shut up in a dark cave with cruel and hungry lions around you.

[WestEast]

Re: God's not a fan of Cats.

I would not want a cat in my home, who is relative to the lion. The lion is our enemy. The cat is our enemy. God would not approve of this, I assure you. Especially if God would need to protect us against these foul creatures.

We must rise against.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: God's not a fan of Cats.

Dogs are not modern either but yet you tell us to get a dog instead of a cat. Your theaory has just gone right out the window.

Dogs are mentioned in the Bible .

[Brother Enoch]

Re: God's not a fan of Cats.

Coca-Cola isn't mentioned in the Holy Bible either, but I can't imagine doing without that. I go through a case a day, pal. I seriously love that stuff. Just because something isn't mentioned in the Good Book, that doesn't mean it should be avoided. Don't be ridiculous. Next time you try and take away my Coca-Cola I'll ban you, sunshine.

Glad to hear you aren't one of those Pepsi preverts!

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: God's not a fan of Cats.

Indeed, dogs are mentioned. But not exactly as holy creatures; more often as metaphors for sinners and the unrighteous.

Consume them in wrath, consume them, that they may not be: and let them know that God ruleth in Jacob unto the ends of the earth. Selah.

And at evening let them return; and let them make a noise like a dog, and go round about the city.

Let them wander up and down for meat, and grudge if they be not satisfied. Psalm 59:13-15

It's interesting that the dog, most ancient of man's companions, receives so little respect in the world's religions. Hindus love cows, not dogs. Muslims despise dogs as unclean. Anubis had the head of a jackal (a relative of weasels) and not the head of a dog. Buddhists don't especially detest dogs, I think, but Buddhism is an anomaly by most measures.

But these are mere superstitions. Even the True Religion, however, dislikes man's oldest friend.

For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie. Revelation 12:15

Odd. If I were a rationalist instead of a believer I might be inclined to speculate on the psychology of the thing. But it is in Scripture, and whatever God says is good enough for me!

~~ OEJ

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: God's not a fan of Cats.

God may or may not hate cats, but surely He agrees with all humans of Godly taste in derision for Cats!

In fact, let me add T.S. Eliot to the Hell Train thread.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: God's not a fan of Cats.

Indeed, dogs are mentioned. But not exactly as holy creatures; more often as metaphors for sinners and the unrighteous.

Consume them in wrath, consume them, that they may not be: and let them know that God ruleth in Jacob unto the ends of the earth. Selah.

And at evening let them return; and let them make a noise like a dog, and go round about the city.

Let them wander up and down for meat, and grudge if they be not satisfied. Psalm 59:13-15

But these are mere superstitions. Even the True Religion, however, dislikes man's oldest friend.

For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie. Revelation 12:15

Odd. If I were a rationalist instead of a believer I might be inclined to speculate on the psychology of the thing. But it is in Scripture, and whatever God says is good enough for me!

~~ OEJ

You missed my favourite Godly reference to dogs:

Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

Could've been written especially for fools like Falsie and Lumpy.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: God's not a fan of Cats.

Well we all know dogs are dumb, and no human would want to be a dog. Thus the analogies God uses. But if I was choosing a pet I'd prefer a dog as they are mentioned.
Personally I don't have any pets, though.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God's not a fan of Cats.

Dogs do The Lord’s Work:
Ex:11:7: But against any of the children of Israel shall not a dog move his tongue, against man or beast: that ye may know how that the LORD doth put a difference between the Egyptians and Israel.
Jer:15:3: And I will appoint over them four kinds, saith the LORD: the sword to slay, and the dogs to tear, and the fowls of the heaven, and the beasts of the earth, to devour and destroy.
Jer:15:4: And I will cause them to be removed into all kingdoms of the earth, because of Manasseh the son of Hezekiah king of Judah, for that which he did in Jerusalem.

Dogs must be well treated
Proverb:26:17: He that passeth by, and meddleth with strife belonging not to him, is like one that taketh a dog by the ears.

And as far as cats go, let us consider that that twat Mahommed was a great fan of cats, (wasn't it him who cut up his nancy-boy dress to let a cat sleep?) and as God's no fan of Mohammed; I doubt He likes cats.