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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #361
    Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

    Originally posted by Sparky View Post
    It's comments like this that make me wonder if this whole forum is actually just a huge hoax
    Why would we waste so much time studying the Bible if that were the case?

    Observe this spiritual shellacking and tell me we aren't serious about the Word of God.

    Check out Brother V's Bible in a year column. Look at True Disciple's study on what the Bible says about population control. See this thread on the greatest biblical smitings ever.

    Why would we spend so much time doing something like this if it wasn't real?
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Sparky
      Unsaved trash
      • May 2010
      • 124

      #362
      Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      Why would we waste so much time studying the Bible if that were the case?

      Observe this spiritual shellacking and tell me we aren't serious about the Word of God.

      Check out Brother V's Bible in a year column. Look at True Disciple's study on what the Bible says about population control. See this thread on the greatest biblical smitings ever.

      Why would we spend so much time doing something like this if it wasn't real?
      My comment was to the guy who was saying that non-religious people are "afraid" to eat incredibly unhealthy foods. Why would you NOT want to feel better and healthier throughout your life?

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      • True Disciple
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2445

        #363
        Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

        Originally posted by Sparky View Post
        My comment was to the guy who was saying that non-religious people are "afraid" to eat incredibly unhealthy foods. Why would you NOT want to feel better and healthier throughout your life?
        Well, because God advises against it:

        Romans 14:2:
        For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.


        God isn't pleased at all by vegetarians!
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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        • Sparky
          Unsaved trash
          • May 2010
          • 124

          #364
          Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
          Well, because God advises against it:

          Romans 14:2:
          For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.


          God isn't pleased at all by vegetarians!
          I'm saying unhealthy foods- meat it healthy is moderation. You believe that God made you this body, why would you abuse it by feeding it awful foods?

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #365
            Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

            Originally posted by Sparky View Post
            I'm saying unhealthy foods- meat it healthy is moderation. You believe that God made you this body, why would you abuse it by feeding it awful foods?
            God told us to eat meat. Read your bible, girl.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22352

              #366
              Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

              Originally posted by Sparky View Post
              I'm saying unhealthy foods- meat it healthy is moderation. You believe that God made you this body, why would you abuse it by feeding it awful foods?


              We must eat meat: Genesis 9:3 "Every moving thing that liveth, shall be meat for you."

              God made all animals do with as we please: Genesis 1:27-28 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth"

              We must not eat plants: Romans 14:2 "For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs."
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Samuel Coleridge
                Unsaved trash
                • Nov 2009
                • 615

                #367
                Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                Well, because God advises against it:

                Romans 14:2:
                For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.


                God isn't pleased at all by vegetarians!
                Excellent cherry picking, fundie. Let's have a look at the very next scripture.

                Let not him that eateth despise him that eateth not; and let not him which eateth not judge him that eateth: for God hath received him. Romans 14:3
                Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22352

                  #368
                  Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                  Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
                  Excellent cherry picking, fundie. Let's have a look at the very next scripture.

                  Let not him that eateth despise him that eateth not; and let not him which eateth not judge him that eateth: for God hath received him. Romans 14:3
                  What is your point? The scripture you are quoting is not about plants or animals, but about eating in general!
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Dirk
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 1425

                    #369
                    Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                    Originally posted by Sparky View Post
                    I'm saying unhealthy foods- meat it healthy is moderation. You believe that God made you this body, why would you abuse it by feeding it awful foods?
                    Are you calling spare ribbs awful? If so, you truely are damned!

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                    • True Disciple
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2445

                      #370
                      Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                      Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
                      Excellent cherry picking, fundie. Let's have a look at the very next scripture.

                      Let not him that eateth despise him that eateth not; and let not him which eateth not judge him that eateth: for God hath received him. Romans 14:3
                      Don't be silly, mr. Coleridge. I didn't despise vegetarians, I said that God isn't pleased by them, because God inspired Paul to write that herb-eaters are weak. Quoting God's Word is not judging or despising anyone, it is what it is: quoting God's Word. This is true even for the parts where fluffy-bunny christians like you don't like it.

                      In addition, Brother Cranky rightfully pointed out that this verse was about eating in general, not about eating herbs or meat. Verse 2, however, is specifically about herbs vs. meat.
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                      • Jake the Papist
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 30

                        #371
                        Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                        Hey, you guys haven't heard from me in QUITE a while, so I don't know if you remember me, but I figured out that this is all a joke, headed by Chris Harper. I don't understand why you put SO MUCH effort into this. I mean this has to be your life. You are on like 24/7. Well, peace.

                        Seriously, check your wikipedia page.

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                        • Jake the Papist
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 30

                          #372
                          Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                          Nice. Well, I'll leave you guys and CHRIS HARPER alone so you can mess with more people.

                          Do it again!

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                          • eternalsunshine
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 4

                            #373
                            Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                            I just want to say that this is one entertaining thread. Thank you all for bringing hours of entertainment. You might gues my position on this particular matter.

                            Thought, I do agree that hardcore athiest are as dumb as hardcore religious. There is not enough evidence on either side to be 100% sure. It is impossible for a fully sane, smart person to take a solid stand on one side. However, judging from a purely scientific perspective, I could not say that there is no God.

                            I stand in the middle, leaning towards atheism, until the traditional God figure gives me a sign. Or if there in the future comes a scientific discovery of an intelligent force surrounding the universe.

                            The most frustrating thing is that most highly religious people on this forum is allready so certain on there place that they will never ever be able to hold an intelligent discussion. And that is very sad. And im sure that if people start pointing out flaws you will get banned, since you allready know you are 100% right no matter what. Am I wrong? In that case, I do apologize.

                            I mostly registered to read some of the more extreme threads about Iceland and such.

                            God bless you all!

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #374
                              Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                              Originally posted by eternalsunshine View Post
                              I just want to say that this is one entertaining thread. Thank you all for bringing hours of entertainment. You might gues my position on this particular matter.
                              I imagine you recognize how ridiculous atheists are.

                              I stand in the middle, leaning towards atheism, until the traditional God figure gives me a sign.
                              Your existence isn't good enough?

                              The most frustrating thing is that most highly religious people on this forum is allready so certain on there place that they will never ever be able to hold an intelligent discussion. And that is very sad. And im sure that if people start pointing out flaws you will get banned, since you allready know you are 100% right no matter what. Am I wrong? In that case, I do apologize.
                              Apology accepted.

                              Nobody is banned for being wrong. People are banned for being rude and insulting, however. This is a Christian church forum, not a bathroom wall upon which retards can scribble whatever filth they like.

                              Tell me, is it only an "intelligent discussion" if a Christian is willing to consider turning his back on God's Word in favor of yours? If that's how you define an "intelligent discussion", then you won't find any here.

                              We are much more interested in pleasing God than pleasing men. Men have only the power to kill (internet "men" don't even have that); God has the power to kill and cast into eternal torture in the Hell He has created to punish those who refuse His Will.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Baluhterijum
                                Unsaved trash, hatemonger, pervert
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 24

                                #375
                                Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                                huh???

                                We are never wrong, we just choose not to be right!!!

                                But in this case, we are.

                                How many people died in the name of god or Jesus? Too many...

                                There is no good or evil, only power, and those too weak to seek it.

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