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  • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

    Have no fear, Yewty is here!

    Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
    Friends,

    As we are currently discussing Why Atheists are so miserable, I have decided to start this new thread - to continue my '101 Reasons' Series with '101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG'.

    Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!

    Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!

    Reason No. 2 - Evil-ution from Monkeys!

    If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense!

    Reason No. 3 - The 'Big Bang'

    Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist - they won't be able to answer you! Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus!

    Reason No. 4 - Dinosaurs

    Most dumb atheists believe that man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the Earth at the same time. However, we know this to be a LIE! Didn't Noah ride dinosaurs onto the Ark? Aren't Dinosaurs mentioned throughout the Bible?

    Checkmate - Atheist!


    ....MORE TO FOLLOW....
    Goodness me! What infallible reasons! Oh wait… ._. Let's walk through.

    Reason Number 1!
    So now, let's see! So God wrote the Bible? Wow! But that's been changed a lot, too… And where is the proof HE wrote it and not some christian monks? You have no proof whatsoever that god wrote it, and by saying he did without providing ANY EVIDENCE, is just plain idiocy. You blindly cling to what your parents taught you, without any backup of facts.

    Reason Number 2!
    Well, let me explain. Evolution's concept shows that an animal evolves when it has to. This means that it needs certain characteristics to continue surviving in its region. Can you put the logic to this? Each species of monkey evolved from a common ancestor, and gradually spread to several areas of the world. Each area had different conditions, and therefore the monkeys in that area needed different traits to survive. So they evolved those traits, and ended up being different from their brethren in other areas of the world. If you want more explanation, please ask. I would be more than happy to explain

    Reason Number 3!
    The truth is, no one knows what happened with the Big Bang and all. I don't know how it got there, if it's a reliable theory, etc. But let me ask you something which has always seemed to leave theists grasping at straws: What was there before god? Was god just "always there?" How did he get there? Please provide arguments for this, I can disprove every one.

    Reason Number 4!
    First off. Provide proof. If you look into this matter even slightly, you can find tons of evidence that they did not. Dinosaur bones have only been found deep in layers of dirt. That is because gradually earth has covered them up over a LONG TIME. Human bones, even those from the earliest humans found, are much higher up than any dinosaur. Hence, humans only appeared long after Dinosaurs. If you don't accept that, then I have more. If dinosaurs had inhabited the earth with us, they would have killed us off easily. Reasons: Dinosaurs are much faster and stronger than humans, and sufficiently equipped to kill humans off with ease. Early human technology could simply not match such predatory beasts. Not saying all the dinosaurs were predators, but the ones that were would have easily sufficed to kill us off. Another reason: Dinosaurs required much more heat to sustain themselves, as they were cold-blooded and gigantic. The temperature of the earth in the past 10000 years could easily kill them off almost instantly, so why would God bother creating them? If this does not satisfy your ignorant minds, then I have nothing more to say.

    I have disproved a lot of arguments like this, but this argument has possibly been the easiest ever. You provide no evidence of anything whatsoever and blindly cling to what your parents taught you as a child. I feel bad for you guys, it's like you're blind and deaf to the real world.
    I hope you had fun!
    -GuidingYewty
    Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

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    • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

      Originally posted by GuidingYewty View Post
      H...y
      Please post a proper introduction first before ejaculating forth your vitriol of God across our Godly forums. See my signature for instructions.
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      • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

        Sorry, bad choice of words on reason 2. Let me re-explain, just changing the format of one sentence.

        Well, let me explain. Evolution's concept shows that an animal evolves when it has to. This means that it needs certain characteristics to continue surviving in its region. Can you put the logic to this? Each species of monkey evolved from a common ancestor, because the ancestor species gradually spread to several areas of the world. Each area had different conditions, and therefore the population in that area needed different traits to survive. So they (each area's population) evolved those traits, and ended up being different from their brethren in other areas of the world. If you want more explanation, please ask. I would be more than happy to explain
        Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

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        • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

          Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
          Please post a proper introduction first before ejaculating forth your vitriol of God across our Godly forums. See my signature for instructions.
          You respond in this way only because you have no way of backing up these theories or disproving what I said, so you draw attention away from that fact in the hopes that no one will notice. Please, provide some REAL feedback, and not this rubbish. Go ahead, provide some STONE HARD evidence for your argument. Convince me to be religious.
          Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

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          • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

            Originally posted by GuidingYewty View Post
            You respond in this way only because you have no way of backing up these theories or disproving what I said, so you draw attention away from that fact in the hopes that no one will notice. Please, provide some REAL feedback, and not this rubbish. Go ahead, provide some STONE HARD evidence for your argument. Convince me to be religious.
            There is no convincing those who have hardened their hearts from the Truth. You've clearly refused to read this thread, where all your silly, sophomoric "points" have already been addressed. We can only conclude that you are not seeking information but a fight. You won't find fighting here, dear, as we are lovers of peace and truth.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

              Originally posted by GuidingYewty View Post
              Evolution's concept shows that an animal evolves when it has to.
              That's simply not true. Everything is left to chance. Basically the concept of evolution is everything dies off that does not by chance mutate in a way that is ideal for its particular ecosystem.

              If you don't believe me, go to one of your precious Jesus-hating science forums and post the sentence in red above and see the reaction you get.


              Originally posted by GuidingYewty View Post
              You respond in this way only because you have no way of backing up these theories or disproving what I said, so you draw attention away from that fact in the hopes that no one will notice. Please, provide some REAL feedback, and not this rubbish. Go ahead, provide some STONE HARD evidence for your argument. Convince me to be religious.
              Our evidence is the complete and unreserved backing of the Creator of all the things you denigrate, so please watch your mouth and your manners or you'll be asked to leave.

              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
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              • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                Originally posted by GuidingYewty View Post
                You respond in this way only because you have no way of backing up these theories or disproving what I said, so you draw attention away from that fact in the hopes that no one will notice. Please, provide some REAL feedback, and not this rubbish. Go ahead, provide some STONE HARD evidence for your argument. Convince me to be religious.
                Look boy, you come here and think you can circumvent the guidelines of our Pastors by jumping in and repeating tired atheist mantras rather than introducing yourself first.

                Do you have no manners or sense of civility? Why do you atheistic haters of God think you're better than everyone else?
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                I Kings 7:23

                And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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                Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                  I am not part of a Jesus Hating Science forum, so sorry. I am open to your arguments and will defend my side as best I can, I find it a good mental exercise. Also, let me answer you Zach. Evolution does not happen by chance. A certain organism that is not adapted to suit its environment WILL DIE, usually before reproduction. Therefore, only the ones most adapted will live to reproduce and pass down their favorable genes, resulting in a gradual change in the organisms of a population from generation to generation. Hope it helps!
                  Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

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                  • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                    When did I say I was better? And by the way, if they're tried and atheistic answers, try disproving them. Stop dodging the bullet and please come up with some real facts, which you seem dismally absent of.
                    Also, I find this emote to be quite racist -->
                    Like, seriously man…. Show some respect for other peoples.
                    Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

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                    • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                      Originally posted by GuidingYewty View Post
                      When did I say I was better?
                      You implied it by not doing as everyone is expected to do, as if somehow you are above everyone else.

                      Try searching our forums to find ALL of your arguments eloquently blown out of the water. Do you think you are the first God-hating scum to come here and think you can best us by repeating those things you read in secular books? Boy, please...
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                      I Kings 7:23

                      And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                      New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                      Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                      Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                      Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                      • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                        Ok then. My arguments are null, according to you. Ok, ok. But if it's so easy to disprove, why has no one bothered to explain to my simple mind the no doubt amazing counter-arguments? I suggest you try to counter it instead of sitting here, remarking upon me, and SAYING my argument is easy to disprove. If it's so easy, then do it. Seriously. Do it. I'm waiting.

                        Also, please explain to me the ad I see on the top of this page. How will liking a group a greed-filled corporate website enhance my connection to god? All I see is a way for you to get money.
                        Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

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                        • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                          Originally posted by GuidingYewty View Post
                          Ok then. My arguments are null, according to you. Ok, ok. But if it's so easy to disprove, why has no one bothered to explain to my simple mind the no doubt amazing counter-arguments? I suggest you try to counter it instead of sitting here, remarking upon me, and SAYING my argument is easy to disprove. If it's so easy, then do it. Seriously. Do it. I'm waiting.
                          Jesus has warned us about guys like you:

                          1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

                          1 Corinthians 1:19-21
                          19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
                          20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
                          21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.

                          Also, please explain to me the ad I see on the top of this page. How will liking a group a greed-filled corporate website enhance my connection to god? All I see is a way for you to get money.
                          Where do you see an ad asking for money, sweetie?
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

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                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
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                          • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                            Originally posted by GuidingYewty View Post
                            Ok then. My arguments are null, according to you. Ok, ok. But if it's so easy to disprove, why has no one bothered to explain to my simple mind the no doubt amazing counter-arguments? I suggest you try to counter it instead of sitting here, remarking upon me, and SAYING my argument is easy to disprove. If it's so easy, then do it. Seriously. Do it. I'm waiting.

                            Also, please explain to me the ad I see on the top of this page. How will liking a group a greed-filled corporate website enhance my connection to god? All I see is a way for you to get money.
                            Do you have no idea how to use the search features here? You are typical of today's spoiled brats who expect to be spoon fed. Get off your butt and do a search, boy. Why should we rewrite the same things over and over and over?
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                            I Kings 7:23

                            And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                            New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                            Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                            Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                            Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                            • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                              Originally posted by GuidingYewty View Post
                              Have no fear, Yewty is here!



                              Goodness me! What infallible reasons! Oh wait… ._. Let's walk through.

                              Reason Number 1!
                              So now, let's see! So God wrote the Bible? Wow! But that's been changed a lot, too… And where is the proof HE wrote it and not some christian monks? You have no proof whatsoever that god wrote it, and by saying he did without providing ANY EVIDENCE, is just plain idiocy. You blindly cling to what your parents taught you, without any backup of facts.
                              Your attempts to expose circular reasoning here FAIL completely. You need to brush up on Kurt Gödel's incompleteness theorems to get a handle on things here.

                              Originally posted by GuidingYewty View Post
                              Reason Number 2!
                              Well, let me explain. Evolution's concept shows that an animal evolves when it has to. This means that it needs certain characteristics to continue surviving in its region. Can you put the logic to this? Each species of monkey evolved from a common ancestor, and gradually spread to several areas of the world. Each area had different conditions, and therefore the monkeys in that area needed different traits to survive. So they evolved those traits, and ended up being different from their brethren in other areas of the world. If you want more explanation, please ask. I would be more than happy to explain
                              Your assertion that "an animal evolves when it has to" is missing a vital component of Darwin's flawed "theory". Even though Darwin didn't know anything about DNA, he posited that "chance" mutation explained how evolution took place. So how does a giraffe tell the DNA it needs a longer neck? It's the same old problem here - give a room full of monkey's typewriters and then estimate how long it will take them to write Shakespeare.

                              Originally posted by GuidingYewty View Post
                              Reason Number 3!
                              The truth is, no one knows what happened with the Big Bang and all. I don't know how it got there, if it's a reliable theory, etc. But let me ask you something which has always seemed to leave theists grasping at straws: What was there before god? Was god just "always there?" How did he get there? Please provide arguments for this, I can disprove every one.
                              BIG FAIL here son, of course God was always there - we don't need to explain "how he got there". Add to that the simple matter of Occam's razor and you will see that this is the only explanation.

                              Originally posted by GuidingYewty View Post
                              Reason Number 4!
                              First off. Provide proof. If you look into this matter even slightly, you can find tons of evidence that they did not. Dinosaur bones have only been found deep in layers of dirt. That is because gradually earth has covered them up over a LONG TIME. Human bones, even those from the earliest humans found, are much higher up than any dinosaur. Hence, humans only appeared long after Dinosaurs. If you don't accept that, then I have more. If dinosaurs had inhabited the earth with us, they would have killed us off easily. Reasons: Dinosaurs are much faster and stronger than humans, and sufficiently equipped to kill humans off with ease. Early human technology could simply not match such predatory beasts. Not saying all the dinosaurs were predators, but the ones that were would have easily sufficed to kill us off. Another reason: Dinosaurs required much more heat to sustain themselves, as they were cold-blooded and gigantic. The temperature of the earth in the past 10000 years could easily kill them off almost instantly, so why would God bother creating them? If this does not satisfy your ignorant minds, then I have nothing more to say.
                              For starters, we find dinosaur bones on the surface of the earth all the time so this "idea" that some we might find buried has to be explained some other way.

                              Dinosaurs may have been stronger than humans, but they were not necessarily faster. If you ever bother to look into the matter of neural transmission speeds you will find that they were slow lumbering beasts - sort of like government under the Democrats. Then you have to consider that our advantage is that God made us infinitely smarter than everything else around. There are plenty of examples of where humans have killed beasts larger and faster than our selves. I count this as another WIN for Jesus.
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                              • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                                . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hope it helps

                                Originally posted by GuidingYewty View Post
                                I am not part of a Jesus Hating Science forum, so sorry. I am open to your arguments and will defend my side as best I can, I find it a good mental exercise. Also, let me answer you Zach. Evolution does not happen by chance. A certain organism that is not adapted to suit its environment WILL DIE, usually before reproduction. Therefore, only the ones most adapted will live to reproduce and pass down their favorable genes, resulting in a gradual change in the organisms of a population from generation to generation.!

                                Originally posted by GuidingYewty View Post
                                Sorry, bad choice of words on reason 2. Let me re-explain, just changing the format of one sentence.

                                Well, let me explain. Evolution's concept shows that an animal evolves when it has to. This means that it needs certain characteristics to continue surviving in its region. Can you put the logic to this? Each species of monkey evolved from a common ancestor, because the ancestor species gradually spread to several areas of the world. Each area had different conditions, and therefore the population in that area needed different traits to survive. So they (each area's population) evolved those traits, and ended up being different from their brethren in other areas of the world.
                                Sounds random to me. And in any event, your two positions are mutually exclusive. So at this stage No, I can't put the logic to this because you're making opposite claims simultaneously.

                                It is because we do understand Darwinism that we know it is false.

                                EDIT:
                                If you want more explanation, please ask. I would be more than happy to explain
                                What condition were the "particles" of "the big bang" in before it was large enough to contain them all?

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