Deep Belly Button: Potential Orifice for Sodomists?

[Titus Templeton]

Brothers And sisters,

I recently found some new evidence that some homosexuals with deep belly buttons are able to use it as another sexual entrance for their partners. I think it's really confusing that something like that exists but I want to have a serious discussion about how we can make belly buttons less deep in humans.



Orifice of the Belly Button. Now abused by Sodomists

I asked our Dr. Elmer if there are ways to prevent deep belly buttons and he said that there indeed is a technique where you take a newborn and cut the belly button at a certain lenght and it won't grow very deep anymore.


Romans Chapter 1


26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


I would like to use this technique for my nephew who will be born in the next couple of days. I know what evertyone of you is thinking now. Yes it is really absurd that innocent things like belly buttons get abused by homosexuals but as always we have to find ways to prevent that from happening.


Let's make belly buttons homo-proof!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Deep Belly Button: Potential Orifice for Sodomists?

Wow, homosexuals are sure perverted.

Just a reminder, you should all thank your mothers for not having raised you to be queer!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Deep Belly Button: Potential Orifice for Sodomists?

With sodomy on the mind, your average pervert's imagination can run amuck - and I guess anything's possible.

I remember once sitting in a restaurant reading the menu when a waitress came up wearing one of those halter tops and started babbling on about the "specials". I glanced up and swore that her belly button was talking.

I suppose now there are going to be "trans-bellybutton" types we're going to have to deal with that will want "special rights" - like displaying their bellybutton sex organs in public.

Jesus can't come back too soon.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Deep Belly Button: Potential Orifice for Sodomists?

Let's make belly buttons homo-proof!

I could not agree more.

Proper barriers should fix this so the Hillary Clinton voters can no longer put there tallywhackers in each others belly buttons:

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Deep Belly Button: Potential Orifice for Sodomists?

I have noticed that, as I get older and less active, there is some kind of swelling around my middle. It causes my pants to be tight and it is uncomfortable. One of the effects seems to be that my belly button keeps getting deeper. Am I at risk for molestation?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Deep Belly Button: Potential Orifice for Sodomists?

Brothers And sisters,

I recently found some new evidence that some homosexuals with deep belly buttons are able to use it as another sexual entrance for their partners...

A valid observation, my Brother in Christ.


When I made the disastrous choice to be gay, the belly-button was not so much a target for the penile sodomy. More a receptacle.


When the top queer pulled out (if they did), and if the sissies were face to face, it was common to spray the bottom homo with filthy spooge. The jets of seed would often coat the fellow sodomite from anus, perineal raphe, over the penis, abdomen and upper torso.


The excited and frenzied gay (usually under the influence of methamphetamine) could occasionally ejaculate semen over the tops of the heads of his victim, with surprising velocity.


Nevertheless, homo-rectal scum most often ended up pooled in the belly buttons of the the bottom fag.


Your post makes me thank Jesus that I no longer seek man-steel, rectums and filthy homosexual activity.


Thank you. And in Christ Jesus.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Deep Belly Button: Potential Orifice for Sodomists?

I have noticed that, as I get older and less active, there is some kind of swelling around my middle. It causes my pants to be tight and it is uncomfortable. One of the effects seems to be that my belly button keeps getting deeper. Am I at risk for molestation?

Brother Moss,
The angel of the LORD will protect you! (Psalm 34:7)
However, one recommendation is to insert one of these pushpin gadgets into your belly button with the sharp point sticking out. Then put a piece of clear packing tape over the hole. The tape should seal your orifice, but if a determined queer does happen to break through, he will soon regret that decision.

[Nobar King]

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I met a woman once who didn't have a belly button. The whole thing was totally confusing. She didn't really have an explanation why she didn't have a belly button. How could this happen?

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Deep Belly Button: Potential Orifice for Sodomists?

I met a woman once who didn't have a belly button. The whole thing was totally confusing. She didn't really have an explanation why she didn't have a belly button. How could this happen?

Well my friend, she must have been a demon, or an angel. Every people born has a belly button, so she has not been born, but created.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Deep Belly Button: Potential Orifice for Sodomists?

Ricardo, the ex-gay who does my hair, has told me even worse horror stories. He once had a lover whom God smote with cancer, so he had to get a colostomy. With rectal intercourse no longer an option, Ricardo sodomized his boyfriend through his stoma, until the opening tore and he required more surgery.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Deep Belly Button: Potential Orifice for Sodomists?

Well my friend, she must have been a demon, or an angel. Every people born has a belly button, so she has not been born, but created.

I think the word you are looking for here is "hatched" - like chickens (who don't have belly buttons). I think there is such a thing called Marsupials (generally found in Austria), that also don't have belly buttons, but for a different reason. They might come under the category of demons as you suggest, and I think one of them is called a Tasmanian devil.

[handmaiden]

Re: Deep Belly Button: Potential Orifice for Sodomists?

I think the word you are looking for here is "hatched" - like chickens (who don't have belly buttons). I think there is such a thing called Marsupials (generally found in Austria), that also don't have belly buttons, but for a different reason. They might come under the category of demons as you suggest, and I think one of them is called a Tasmanian devil.

The Tasmanian devil has been struggling as a species because the Lord has chosen to smite them with facial tumors that make it difficult for them to eat.


Instead of repenting, those animals have responded by coming into heat younger and having teen-aged sex. In this way they can reproduce more before they die while still in their prime.


I'm sorry if this does not relate directly to the dangers of deep belly buttons but it is a comfort to know that God is still out there, smiting like the old days. And, as a pure True Christian woman without a husband, I am appropriately celibate and therefore have lots of time for reading and reflecting on God's Wondrous Ways.


More importantly, teenagers having sex is a serious problem that all decent members of society should worry about.


Non-Salaciously Yours,


Handmaiden