[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Not all furries are sexual.

Then how come they keep having sex on each other?

It’s disgusting.

YIC

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Then how come they keep having sex on each other?

It’s disgusting.

YIC

I just don't get it. Penguins eat fish. Humans eat fish, or at least may do so at any time.

Penguins can swim. Humans can swim.

Penguins can waddle. Humans can waddle.

Slip down an ice-slide? Yes, we can do that. Can't fly? Yes, we can't fly too.

What activity is there that penguins do but humans don't? Something that involves being a penguin? It's not going "ah aah a-a-aaah, aah aah a-a-aaah, aah aah ah a-a-aaah" is it. I just tried it.

No problemo. Only one activity requires a penguin fursuit for humans to emulate (actually it's a simulation) since the others, eating fish swimming waddling sliding on ice not flying squawking and so on, can be achieved wearing anything at all. An activity Christians spend no time thinking about but which seems to occupy unbelieving minds to an extent I can only call obsessional. It's not prayer. Penguins do not pray. To complete one's penguin persona one must stop praying, put on the fursuit, squawk a bit and stand there looking hopeful.

What other reason can there be? I can't think of one.

[OneFailure]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Then how come they keep having sex on each other?

It’s disgusting.

YIC

Not all of them have sex with each other

[Dana723]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Not all of them have sex with each other

Uh, so who do they have sex with? Themselves?

[OneFailure]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Uh, so who do they have sex with? Themselves?

Uh you mean committing masturbation? Uh some do maybe some don't. Don't a lot of people do that anyway? It's not just furries

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Ok, so there we have it. Furries cannot go to Heaven. Why do you keep bringing the subject back to your obsession? Can't you think of anything else? Didn't you see the rooster fursuit design I posted? I didn't dream it up. What purpose could there be for a posture like that?


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[OneFailure]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Ok, so there we have it. Furries cannot go to Heaven. Why do you keep bringing the subject back to your obsession? Can't you think of anything else? Didn't you see the rooster fursuit design I posted? I didn't dream it up. What purpose could there be for a posture like that?


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Yes furries can go to heave if they are Christians and don't sin

[Basilissa]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Yes furries can go to heave if they are Christians and don't sin

That, my dear, is an oxymoron.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

That, my dear, is an oxymoron.

Bas, you incorrigible optimist, you need to use the short words with this one.


Failure, Miss Basilissa is trying to explain to you that simply being a furry is a sin in the eyes of her God, so you just plain can't "be a furry and not sin" at the same time.

[Dana723]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Yes furries can go to heave if they are Christians and don't sin

I'm sure they do heave, quite a bit. Now Heaven, however, is a different story.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Uh you mean committing masturbation? Uh some do maybe some don't. Don't a lot of people do that anyway? It's not just furries

Do you? Don't you know Jesus is watching? Yikes!

[OneFailure]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

That, my dear, is an oxymoron.

No it's not

[OneFailure]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I'm sure they do heave, quite a bit. Now Heaven, however, is a different story.

I meant say heaven I didn't finish the word sorry

[OneFailure]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Do you? Don't you know Jesus is watching? Yikes!

I know he's watching he sees everything

[Didymus Much]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Yes furries can go to heave if they are Christians and don't sin

That, my dear, is an oxymoron.

Bas, you incorrigible optimist, you need to use the short words with this one.

Failure, Miss Basilissa is trying to explain to you that simply being a furry is a sin in the eyes of her God, so you just plain can't "be a furry and not sin" at the same time.

No it's not