[Isabella White]

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(Sorry for my prior post, I do not understand why the letters did not appear? My son purchased a new computer for me and I shall have to take it back and have stern words with the manager.)

Sister I am shivering as I type this. I was on the bus this morning (don't believe in the virus and as such will continue to ride as is my given right!) when a gang of young hooligans got on. They were "singing" (more like chanting it was hideous not like the sonnets of a time gone by) along to a song called "WAP". I discovered that this is a pitiful contribution to the disgusting "genre" of "music" - "rap". At first I thought "WAP" was the result of a mormon (this generation) trying to say "rap" probably with a lisp, but no I was appalled and shook to the core when suddenly one of the harlots exclaimed "on G**, that's one Wet A** Pu**y, girl!"

I am disgusted and had to get off the bus, not before I had dished out one of my renowned and rather fatal right hooks of a slap in her putrid direction.

Apologies for the disgusting tone of this post. Stay safe out there it's becoming a rather grim world.

Good heavens, dear Mr. Uccello! Did this happen in ' blessed state of Alabama? I shudder to think of this encounter happening anywhere, but especially in Alabama, as this does not describe the very fine, righteous state that I've been so privileged to visit. I do hope that the situation on the bus was not too upsetting for you, Dear. I shall leave you with this verse of encouragement from the glorious , and I shall remember you in my prayers this evening.

Deuteronomy 20:4 " For the Lord your God is he that goeth with you, to fight for you against your enemies, to save you."

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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I am disgusted to say that it did indeed happen in Alabama. I of course know that these scum were not Alabamians however! Your kind words and encouraging verse help greatly. I try not to let much upset me.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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I cannot lie fair maiden, your tone disturbs me. I assumed from your profile picture that you were a boy. I shall turn away from your lip and disrespect towards an alpha male such as myself. I have no doubt that you can be a good god fearing woman in time. God bless.

[Isabella White]

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I cannot lie fair maiden, your tone disturbs me. I assumed from your profile picture that you were a boy. I shall turn away from your lip and disrespect towards an alpha male such as myself. I have no doubt that you can be a good god fearing woman in time. God bless.

Dear Mr. Uccello: I so hope that you will take my words in the good nature in which they are intended. My heart is heavy, and I feel that I must mention to you that our beloved Sister Handmaiden is one of the finest servants of Almighty , here at . This, you can see, by looking at the wording beside Handmaiden's photo: Is a good, decent lady. Also, you will be fascinated in learning that our dear sister has contributed well over 7,100 worthy, inspirational postings to since her arrival here in 2010.

Proverbs 31:26 "She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness."

We are more than happy to have your fellowship, Dear, so it is my prayer that you will not take offence with me here. But, I might also draw your attention to the wording beside your photo: Unsaved Trash, Under Investigation. This, I must explain: this is the status of all newcomers, until our Department of Faith concludes their extensive study into your background. Until such time, I do hope that dealing with the womenfolk here will not be too much of a bother for you. We do realize our place -- of that, you may rest assured!

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Dear Mr. Uccello: I so hope that you will take my words in the good nature in which they are intended. My heart is heavy, and I feel that I must mention to you that our beloved Sister Handmaiden is one of the finest servants of Almighty , here at . This, you can see, by looking at the wording beside Handmaiden's photo: Is a good, decent lady. Also, you will be fascinated in learning that our dear sister has contributed well over 7,100 worthy, inspirational postings to since her arrival here in 2010.

Proverbs 31:26 "She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness."

We are more than happy to have your fellowship, Dear, so it is my prayer that you will not take offence with me here. But, I might also draw your attention to the wording beside your photo: Unsaved Trash, Under Investigation. This, I must explain: this is the status of all newcomers, until our Department of Faith concludes their extensive study into your background. Until such time, I do hope that dealing with the womenfolk here will not be too much of a bother for you. We do realize our place -- of that, you may rest assured!

I see, that is fascinating and I rest assured. I assure you that your investigation will result in satisfactory findings. Praise the Lord.

[Basilissa]

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I see, that is fascinating and I rest assured. I assure you that your investigation will result in satisfactory findings. Praise the Lord.

While the investigation proceeds, dear, please feel free to quote from the Bible often but thoughtfully.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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While the investigation proceeds, dear, please feel free to quote from the Bible often but thoughtfully.

Thank you so much, dear, for the wholesome welcome. I feel at home.

[James Hutchins]

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I thought 'wapping' was a graphic display of self rape done by toothless brits. It is something I prefer not to think about,

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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I thought 'wapping' was a graphic display of self rape done by toothless brits. It is something I prefer not to think about,

I believe this is "wanking". I think "wap" has far more sinister connotations as our sister discovered from Google.