[Sparky]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

Confedchick: Suck it up. You messed up, there is a price to pay for it. Maybe next time you will not be so cavalier. I know you understand. I know K avoids bruising so you have little to worry about.

PaganFool - Read the Bible. We do, we follow it too. If God says jump, we do, without question. If He tells me to flagellate myself, I do.

Nice. Bet you wouldn't be saying that if you were in her position

[BelieverInGod]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

Nice. Bet you wouldn't be saying that if you were in her position

Okay, I'll say it. My husband has the knack of not leaving bruises either. My shoulder hurts very badly today however. Little incident happened last night regarding me giving food to the food bank without his permission.

I won't be giving food out to false Christian groups any more.

[Baluhterijum]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

How about this: Next time a guy hits you, go to the near sex shop, buy 23 inch strapon dildo, drug your boyfriend/husband, tie him to the bed and rape the shit out of him... That will make him think about hitting you again.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

How about this: Next time a guy hits you, go to the near sex shop, buy 23 inch strapon dildo, drug your boyfriend/husband, tie him to the bed and rape the shit out of him... That will make him think about hitting you again.

You're a sick, twisted pervert.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

I had to waterboard my wife Ethel once, but she hasn't acted up since.

[Baluhterijum]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

Twisted and proud. Toujours Pur !!!

Why? - It is only natural, you hurt her, she has to hurt you back.
It's only fair.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

Twisted and proud. Toujours Pur !!!

Why? - It is only natural, you hurt her, she has to hurt you back.
It's only fair.

And you're so perverted, you can't tell a woman from a man.

Here's a hint, I wear a dress. Nope, perverted men wear dresses
Uh.... I have breasts. Nope, you guys are really into the he-she's
I've given birth to children. There, that's one thing you perverts haven't taken away from us, although your scientists are trying.

Why would I want to attack my husband and turn him into a homer? Or is this just some sick fantasy you'd like to play out.

[Baluhterijum]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

Yup, I admit Im just ahead of the curve... But you should know, the safest place to hide is in insanity.

Anyway, I was speaking in third person... Not reffering to you in my second post, but in general. I knew you were a woman. Your avatar and awards told me that.

BTW - How do you like my proverb?

[rcdaync]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

What if you are a single mom with no man to correct you? This is my situation. My life is in termoil because I don't receive godly correction. What does God say about this type of situation. My husband left 11 years ago but I never filed for a divorce because the bible says don't divorce.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

What if you are a single mom with no man to correct you? This is my situation. My life is in termoil because I don't receive godly correction. What does God say about this type of situation. My husband left 11 years ago but I never filed for a divorce because the bible says don't divorce.

What did you do to drive your husband away? Burn his steak?

[daniel_theswiss]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

my name is Daniele (Daniel) I am a 32 man living in Switzerland. i would kindly ask you for some advice on marriage. 6 month ago i met a good girl, 24 years old. I love her and I'd like to marry her soon. In the meanwhile, I want to do my best to make my marriage solid.

She lost her mum in childhood, and her dad did not take too much care of her education. she is sweet and polite, not disprespectuful but she still does many things autonoumusly by her own will, so her submission should be empowered.
how can I make my foretocome wife to be sufficiently submissive?
Arte there exercises, or methods to do so?

She is very motivated to follow me. We agreed that it is proper for me to spank her for mishbehaviour. But I am novice of relations with women.
May I ask your kind and truly christian advice/experience?

• How can I handle it properly?
• waht is your opinion on preemptive spanking?
• is it sueful? if yes, how often?

I have my belt, a big brush, a iron spatula and a thich wooden spoon. I have my hand, of course. And I am a tall and strong guy.

• how can I properly use these tools for correction?
• how many strike for a preemptive spanking?
• how many for correcting a minor offence?
• how many for a major one?
• shall I use just one implement for the whole correction, oralternate more than one?

I want it to be painful, but without causing bruises or long term harm/damage.

thank you in advance.
Dan

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

Generally speaking, you want her to come to you. The whole making her bend over your knee and making her buns all pink adds a bit of humility to the mix. Doing it in front of a few guests for overcooking the steaks might land you in jail or lead to a whole new world of possibilities in wife spanking.

You might swap wives and spank another man's wife while he spanks your bride. At that point, it's probably a good thing that you have met a couple that are so into wife discipline. You might want to go the Chili's afterward to discuss future wife spankings.

I would even put an ad in the local news to recruit new people into the cold hard Christian discipline of wives.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

• waht is your opinion on preemptive spanking?

I have no real opinions of my own. All of my thoughts are derived from the KJV Bible.

Preemptive spanking is the prescribed Biblical method of correction.
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. -- Proverbs 13:24

Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. -- Proverbs 22:15

Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. -- Proverbs 23:13-14



But you inquired about wives specifically.



In Ephesians, the nature of a husband/wife relationship is elucidated:


Ephesians 5:22-24 (King James Version) 22Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. 24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


So we see that the proper attitude of a man towards his wife should be the same as God's attitude toward His creation. Let us look to the Book of Job for an example.



First, what sort of man was Job?

Job 1:1

1There was a man in the land of Uz, whose name was Job; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared God, and eschewed evil.



How then did God reward Job's perfection?


16While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, The fire of God is fallen from heaven, and hath burned up the sheep, and the servants, and consumed them; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee. 17While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, The Chaldeans made out three bands, and fell upon the camels, and have carried them away, yea, and slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
18While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, Thy sons and thy daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house:
19And, behold, there came a great wind from the wilderness, and smote the four corners of the house, and it fell upon the young men, and they are dead; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
20Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground, and worshipped,


So, as you see, if you reward your wife's good behavior by slaughtering her family, she should fall to the ground and worship at your feet.



Unfortunately, secular law stands in our way of slaughtering our wives' families, and we must, as Christians, obey secular law. But we can vote for Christians with the hope that someday the law of man will come into compliance with God's law.

how can I properly use these tools for correction?
how many strike for a preemptive spanking?
how many for correcting a minor offence?
how many for a major one?
shall I use just one implement for the whole correction, oralternate more than one?

The Biblically prescribed tool is the Rod of Correction. There are no specific instructions as to how this rod should be designed, and so there are many choices which can be made. I have an assortment of rods, constituted of various woods and metals, which I apply according to which seems more effective for various situations, and according to my intuition. It may vary from wife to wife, which material is best.

I want it to be painful, but without causing bruises or long term harm/damage.

This is probably best. Perhaps you are a natural.

Again, do not be afraid to experiment and use your intuition. Every man has his own style. You should begin developing yours on your wedding night, after you inseminate her. That way, you can beat her and her unborn child simultaneously, from the moment of conception. This will diminish the suffering of Jesus hanging on the cross, praise His Holy Name.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

my name is Daniele (Daniel) I am a 32 man living in Switzerland..

See! Switzerland and Sweden are the same thing. We weren't making the other name for it up.

[Hasa Diga Eebowai]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

Try hitting her.