Environmental illness?

[Nobar King]

I was at the local Piggly Wiggly today to get some steak for my dinner this evening, when a stranger stopped me in the parking log and asked for help. She was driving an early 80's era VW rabbit, and she needed help putting oil in the engine. Since I'm a man I agreed to help this lady; she clearly needed someone to help her. I popped the hood with some difficulty and added a quart of oil. It's something that I would do for any woman; you wouldn't want them to miss and spill oil all over the engine.

However... while I was pouring the oil this lady volunteered that she was afraid to pour the oil due to her 'environmental illness'. Hello? CooKoo! I asked, "how did you get your environmental illness?', and her anwer was this: "I had a really bad fall off of a ladder," which wasn't the answer that I was expecting. I figured it would be from too much chemical exposure, or something, not a fall.

Anyway, I could tell that this lady was a little off, so I didn't push the matter. I didn't want to hear her life story, so I put the hood down and accepted her thanks and high-tailied it out of there.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Environmental illness?

Perhaps she fell off a ladder into a vat of plutonium oxide or something – that could account for her looking old. Did she glow at all?

[Nobar King]

Re: Environmental illness?

She did have a certain glow, but nothing that I would consider radioactive. Later, I wondered if maybe she was trying to pick up a date. She didn't ask me for my phone number, but I didn't offer it, either. It's just as good. No man needs a crazy woman with some imaginary environmental illness. DWJ's husband, maybe.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Environmental illness?

She did have a certain glow, but nothing that I would consider radioactive. Later, I wondered if maybe she was trying to pick up a date. She didn't ask me for my phone number, but I didn't offer it, either. It's just as good. No man needs a crazy woman with some imaginary environmental illness. DWJ's husband, maybe.

Perhaps she is a possessed by a demon and was attempting to lure you away from your True Christian path of righteousness. Admirably, it is obvious you resisted the temptation and you are a better man for it.

Kudos Brother Nobar.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Environmental illness?

She sounds like another one of these liberal "global warming" nutjobs who twist reality into unrecognizable pablum in order to create new niches for victimhood.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Environmental illness?

She could have been stalking men to have gay sex with them. It is has long been reported on in this very forum of the phenomena of gay men trapped in a woman's body. Good think you got out of the Brother Nobar before something bad happened.