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  • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

    Originally posted by B.Y.O.B View Post
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    • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

      Originally posted by B.Y.O.B View Post
      And just because the bible says anything doesn't mean it's true.
      It most certainly does:

      2 Timothy 3:16 (King James Version)
      All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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      • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

        Originally posted by B.Y.O.B View Post
        RJ Dio is one of the greatest men of music alive!!!
        RJ Dio is dead, dummy, where have YOU been?
        Dog's are mans best friend .

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        • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord! ...
          By all means, your theory is completely ignorant, and all you other religious nuts are going to sit here and say that doing any of this makes you a goth? First off, I MASTURBATE DAILY. And for some of you, I think this one lady "Mrs. ___" posted an internet picture which was supposed to be a JOKE, and called the person a creature?Most of you Christans are idiots,and blindly follow something that, in the end, isn't really going to pay off. YOU people are on the computer VERY MUCH, there is one guy on here with over 30,000 posts. I suppose Jesus gave him that? You're setting double standards, and being completely illusive and ignorant when it comes to this matter. Religion in general makes no sense. The first thing to pop to mind is god states "An eye for an eye" and then he also states "Turn the other cheek" I believe? It's just ridiculous. You people are idiots for being so irrational about religion, you're the reason we have war.
          Last edited by Felicity; 07-02-2010, 12:46 PM. Reason: Fixed quote

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          • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

            Originally posted by tnewe96 View Post
            I MASTURBATE DAILY
            You are clearly an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the firethat never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

            Also your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

            And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .
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            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

              Originally posted by tnewe96 View Post
              By all means, your theory is completely ignorant, and all you other religious nuts are going to sit here and say that doing any of this makes you a goth? First off, I MASTURBATE DAILY. And for some of you, I think this one lady "Mrs. ___" posted an internet picture which was supposed to be a JOKE, and called the person a creature?Most of you Christans are idiots,and blindly follow something that, in the end, isn't really going to pay off. YOU people are on the computer VERY MUCH, there is one guy on here with over 30,000 posts. I suppose Jesus gave him that? You're setting double standards, and being completely illusive and ignorant when it comes to this matter. Religion in general makes no sense. The first thing to pop to mind is god states "An eye for an eye" and then he also states "Turn the other cheek" I believe? It's just ridiculous. You people are idiots for being so irrational about religion, you're the reason we have war.

              My delusional friend why do you feel the need to persecute us? What could we have done to deserve it? We are just simple Christian folk who follow the word of God.
              Jeremiah 17:18

              Let them be confounded that persecute me, but let not me be confounded: let them be dismayed, but let not me be dismayed: bring upon them the day of evil, and destroy them with double destruction.



              Why do you judge us, you have no right, we are the righteous..

              Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

              Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

              Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

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              • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                Wow, this is probably the funniest thing I have read in my life, seriously this has to be joke right??? Cause if it's not then wow, piffleing ridiculous!!!

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                • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                  Originally posted by brandxnewxeyes View Post
                  Wow, this is probably the funniest thing I have read in my life, seriously this has to be joke right??? Cause if it's not then wow, piffleing ridiculous!!!
                  First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                  Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                  Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


                  Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                  And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                  I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


                    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                    hahaha wow you are probably the biggest hypocrite I have seen i'm my life......
                    The bible commands to go out and save the world, so if there are people who are sinners and away from god we are supposed to draw near towards them not avoid them......
                    this thread is obviously a joke and your obviously not a real follower of God, filthy hypocrite

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                    • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                      Originally posted by brandxnewxeyes View Post
                      hahaha wow you are probably the biggest hypocrite I have seen i'm my life......
                      The bible commands to go out and save the world, so if there are people who are sinners and away from god we are supposed to draw near towards them not avoid them......
                      this thread is obviously a joke and your obviously not a real follower of God, filthy hypocrite
                      Chapter and verse please. If we're going to discuss the Holy Bible I want chapter and verse.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                        my kid is dead because god smited her.

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                        • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                          According to this incredibly well compiled list, I would say that I am obviously a "godless goth" to you people. I am proud to say that I fall under 34 of your terrible activities, including my favorite, eating a large bowl of Count CHOCula cereal for breakfast every morning. OH GOODNESS, THE DEVIL IN A CEREAL!



                          I would also have to say that 98% of today's society are godless goths according to this, so you all had better get busy SAVIN' THE WORLD'S SOULS or it's going to be awfully empty in your heaven when you get there.



                          Just curious on this, but if avoiding sunlight is a a sign of worshiping your devil, I guess every person born with Solar urticaria is automatically damned. This list made me laugh harder than I've laughed in a good while. Thank you for the entertainment.
                          I AM A COMMUNIST PERVERT WHO LIKES TO SING AND DANCE ALONG WITH THE BEATLES.

                          YAY COMMUNISM!

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                          • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                            Originally posted by sixsixsex View Post
                            According to this incredibly well compiled list, I would say that I am obviously a "godless goth" to you people. I am proud to say that I fall under 34 of your terrible activities, including my favorite, eating a large bowl of Count CHOCula cereal for breakfast every morning. OH GOODNESS, THE DEVIL IN A CEREAL!



                            I would also have to say that 98% of today's society are godless goths according to this, so you all had better get busy SAVIN' THE WORLD'S SOULS or it's going to be awfully empty in your heaven when you get there.



                            Just curious on this, but if avoiding sunlight is a a sign of worshiping your devil, I guess every person born with Solar urticaria is automatically damned. This list made me laugh harder than I've laughed in a good while. Thank you for the entertainment.
                            You want be laughing in hell when the devil is providing you with entertainment.

                            Do you always enter peoples houses with dirty feet and not introduce yourself?

                            Go to the introduction section and make a introduction post.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                              You want be laughing in hell when the devil is providing you with entertainment.

                              Do you always enter peoples houses with dirty feet and not introduce yourself?

                              Go to the introduction section and make a introduction post.
                              Why actually, I don't even bother to take off my shoes because I don't plan on staying as long as it would take to put them back on.

                              I will not be laughing in hell, and no devil will be providing me with entertainment, and neither will you. Although I am sure that I will still be laughing over this utter drivel in my next life as well.

                              And while you're at it, I guess you should add Lady Gaga to your wonderful list, because according to this, she must be evil with a capital e.
                              I AM A COMMUNIST PERVERT WHO LIKES TO SING AND DANCE ALONG WITH THE BEATLES.

                              YAY COMMUNISM!

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                              • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                                Originally posted by sixsixsex View Post
                                Why actually, I don't even bother to take off my shoes because I don't plan on staying as long as it would take to put them back on.

                                I will not be laughing in hell, and no devil will be providing me with entertainment, and neither will you. Although I am sure that I will still be laughing over this utter drivel in my next life as well.

                                And while you're at it, I guess you should add Lady Gaga to your wonderful list, because according to this, she must be evil with a capital e.
                                God gave you the will to believe in him and go to Heaven or spend eternity in hell. It is your choice to worship satan.
                                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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