[I Am Who I Am]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Dude, you are the exact person my life needs I thank you for coming to this site and knocking some sence into these people. It pains me that I can't say something I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY Want to say But I just can't. Please give me your telephone number so I can get in touch with you, PLEASE! I will explain everything in my heart but I doubt you will ever see this post as it says on my Name I am under strict moderation. (Please Moderators show this post! I will only spread my love to this good man only, he even mentions my dream in his post! He must know it! come on!)

Well, I can't give you my phone number, but if you'd really like to talk to me, you can send me an email at monkeypie@tard.com

And now I'm gone.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Well, I can't give you my phone number, but if you'd really like to talk to me, you can send me an email at monkeypie@tard.com

And now I'm gone.

HEY! This isn't a chatline for homers.

[I Am Who I Am]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Heh, Monkey Pie is a good name and all, but my email is actually monkeypie@tard.com

Thanks for the good name idea, though.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Heh, Monkey Pie is a good name and all, but my email is actually monkeypie@tard.com

Thanks for the good name idea, though.

Would you two homers prefer it if Pastor Al dressed up like Cupid for your stupied cyber sex?

[I Am Who I Am]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Once again, it's monkeypie@tard.com

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Spamming the forum are we? The next one gets deleted.

[I Am Who I Am]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Okay guys, look. I run a suicide prevention hotline, and it sounds like this guy genuinely needs to talk to me. You want him to be saved, right? He can't be saved if he offs himself! So please, just this once, let me post my email, okay?

My email's duckieshirt@mindless.com

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Yo guys, I was just checkin out the site and everywhere I go I find more Godly and wise material.

[Girls Do Not Wear Pants]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Okay guys, look. I run a suicide prevention hotline

Then why not leave the phone number to the hotline (so that the moderators can check its validity) instead of leaving your email address?

[Enobarbus]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Yo guys, I was just checkin out the site and everywhere I go I find more Godly and wise material.

Thank you again. But just repeating the obvious over and over again is not very useful, is it? Have you got anything to say that may add to the site in some way? Anything wise, insightful, even humorous? Many people who come here know just how Godly we are (it's got nothing to do with the colour of their names), they just don't mindlessly repeat it.

You should try to understand that just because you are as thick as a door post doesn't mean that everyone else is.

[davaca]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Let's see... 13 point's on the list for me, and I don't really consider myself to be a goth.
Can somebody please tell exactly what you consider to be gothic?

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Let's see... 13 point's on the list for me, and I don't really consider myself to be a goth.
Can somebody please tell exactly what you consider to be gothic?

The 53 pages before this one pretty much sums it up.

I'll save you some trouble. Stop your sinful ways, and accept Jesus. Then read the entire KJV 1611 bible, and take notes. That's something guaranteed not to be a waste of time.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Note: General discussion on the Bible was moved to thread: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

[roserougesang]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

I find this whole thing rather stupid. Despite what some people think, barely any goths are actually like what you lot described. Out of the huge number of goths I'm friends with, only one of them is homosexual (and is actually quite masculine in appearence, despite what you say about 'homers' ) and only one of my other friends is a LaVeyan Satanist. Apart from having an unusually large amount of arrogance, my Satanist friend is a friendly, polite and very intelligent individual.

Also, on the note of effeminity, just because someone choose to dress a certain way doesn't necessarily indicate their sexual preference. Yet another one of my friends occasionally dresses in women's clothes yet he has been in a loving relationship with his girlfriend for over 6 months and has never shown any signs of homosexual tendencies in the 2 years I've known him.

With your beliefs, does that mean that all the following people are 'homers' and 'devil-worshippers' just because of their appearences?


Anne Nurmi and Tilo Wolff from Lacrimosa


Sean Brennan from London After Midnight


Rozz Williams from Shadow Project


Johnny S. from Specimen


Matt Riser from Fear Cult

Now that you've finished looking at the pictures, may I just add that none of these fine, and may i add, good-looking musicians are gay or devil-worshippers (the people in the first picture are actually Christians and go to church)
On a final note, I admire your dedication to your beliefs but this seems to be getting a bit ridiculous.
Sorry for the interruption.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

With your beliefs, does that mean that all the following people are 'homers' and 'devil-worshippers' just because of their appearences?

Yes.