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  • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

    It seems with the obsession with the gothic styles you might have a few skeletons in your closet. So, i'll give you this easy and helpful guide to seeing if you've raised your child "right" these are 10 easily answered questions that will determine if your child is truly Christian.

    1. Is your child an idiot? (includes stupid, pointless and hypocritcal behavior)

    2. Can your child think for him or herself? If so you failed at some point, because your child may soon come to the realization that the 21st century is a much more ideologically advanced age than the age Christianity is trapped in.

    3. Has your child ever shown any form of self awareness, or world weariness? If so reexamine your teachings, because you let the delusion slip at some point.

    4. Does your child make snap decisions based on little to no information on a topic he or she has either never heard of or only rarely been exposed to? If so than congratulations, you're well on your way to creating a good Christian adult.

    5. Does your child cringe at the thought of self-dependance? Does the idea of being removed from the cozy system that has coddled them and sheltered them from the world and actual ideas scare them? If so this is yet another good Christian sign.

    6. Does your child take a perverse joy from Church and Prayer? If so, then your child has been exposed to the miracle of Jesus. After all, who doesn't get a high off the thought of a 2000 year old dead guy?

    7. Does your child think that America has the best government in the world and is beloved by God? If so you've managed to shelter your child from actual information, congratualtions!

    8. Has your child ever watched porn? If so don't worry it was Satan, everyone deserves a freebie.

    9. Does heavy, dark music frighten your child? If your child curls into the fetal position upon coming into contact with it then you have truly let light into their little heart. *warning light may never loosen its deathgrip on said heard, Jesus was not responsible for any heart attacks or heart conditions in the next 60 years, it was all Eve and the talking snake.

    10. And, finally, does your child currently own an account on this website, that constitutes a daily use and the only time spent on a computer? If so you have truly steeped your child in mindless hateful retoric, and you deserve to be elevated to the pantheon of the Christian saints.



    eveyryone have nice day

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    • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

      Originally posted by Saint Valentine View Post
      Okay, i have done many days thinking, and you are wrong sir.
      How many days did it take you to come up with that?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

        Originally posted by Saint Valentine View Post
        Wow, what a wonderfully Christian comment, can we at least not be civil on an online, we're all just trying to voice our opinion here, and noone should be insulted for theirs.
        Barging into a Christian forum uninvited (and unwelcome I might add) and spewing hatred and trying to get us to worship satan instead of Jesus is pretty insulting, don't you think?

        The only opinion we're interested in is God's.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          My experience with gothtards is that they fall into one of two camps; sallow zit-faced homer boys who want an excuse to wear make up and dress up in their mother's black clothing, and fat zit-faced girls who are ugly as sin and grateful for the attention the homer boys give them. They claim to not worship satan, not sacrifice Christian babies, etc., etc. They are a by-product of liebral parents allowing kids to celebrate Halloween and demonic rock music. The only positive thing about this cult is that they never procreate. Jesus sends them to eternal damnation fairly quickly where they are grilled for satan's breakfast.
          Quite droll, Ezekiel.
          Have heard it all before.
          Any more hate and you're starting to sound repetitive.
          Perhaps you should think before you speak.
          TRUTH..!

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          • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

            Who is sounding repetitive?!?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              Who is sounding repetitive?!?
              Just Brother Ezekiel.
              TRUTH..!

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              • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                Originally posted by onelove View Post
                Just Brother Ezekiel.
                Friend,

                Is personal attacks necessary? We are only trying to save you from Hell with your horribly wicked and disgusting lifestyle. We are just trying to help.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                  Listen most people consider me a Goth though I am not a fan of being called it honestly listen I choose to dress in black because I like the color I am not a godless satan worshiper for that am I? I also like loud music there is nothing wrong with that either we are all gods children and because the music I listen to generally is angry that does not mean they are evil god can be angry to as long as the song does not advocate sex violence or speaks out against god then it is fine in my opinion. I tend to be depressed but that is not because I love satan it is actualy because I am sad at how society is turning and how the world is slowly becoming a very dark dangerous and sinfull place I also like to wear black make up occasionally that does not change me at all I have been a devout christian all of my life and do not plan on stopping I also like old timy stuff dressing elegantly and things that involve gothic architecture or at times the occasional skull so what I do not want to kill somebody I go to church I love Jesus and truly except him as my savior and I do not plan on changing that I also like to speak using old english at times this does not change me the sight of blood does not cause me to be evil so I tell you what is evil about these things I cannot find one thing and if you can please do as it will only help me in becoming as better christian thank you for reading.

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                  • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                    Originally posted by Christian for life. View Post
                    Listen most people consider me a Goth though I am not a fan of being called it honestly listen I choose to dress in black because I like the color I am not a godless satan worshiper for that am I? I also like loud music there is nothing wrong with that either we are all gods children and because the music I listen to generally is angry that does not mean they are evil god can be angry to as long as the song does not advocate sex violence or speaks out against god then it is fine in my opinion. I tend to be depressed but that is not because I love satan it is actualy because I am sad at how society is turning and how the world is slowly becoming a very dark dangerous and sinfull place I also like to wear black make up occasionally that does not change me at all I have been a devout christian all of my life and do not plan on stopping I also like old timy stuff dressing elegantly and things that involve gothic architecture or at times the occasional skull so what I do not want to kill somebody I go to church I love Jesus and truly except him as my savior and I do not plan on changing that I also like to speak using old english at times this does not change me the sight of blood does not cause me to be evil so I tell you what is evil about these things I cannot find one thing and if you can please do as it will only help me in becoming as better christian thank you for reading.
                    Do Goths not believe in punctuation?
                    Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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                    • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                      Originally posted by John Bois Ward View Post
                      Do Goths not believe in punctuation?
                      It may or may not be a Gothtard, but it's definitely a tard.
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                      • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                        Originally posted by Saint Valentine View Post
                        It seems with the obsession with the gothic styles you might have a few skeletons in your closet. So, i'll give you this easy and helpful guide to seeing if you've raised your child "right" these are 10 easily answered questions that will determine if your child is truly Christian.

                        1. Is your child an idiot? (includes stupid, pointless and hypocritcal behavior)
                        How “open-minded” and unhypocritical you are by making ad hominem attacks because you disagree with what is posted here. I guess “everyone's opinion is counted equally” as long as you agree with the opinion.

                        2. Can your child think for him or herself? If so you failed at some point, because your child may soon come to the realization that the 21st century is a much more ideologically advanced age than the age Christianity is trapped in.
                        What is this modern ideology that you speak of? The one that has replaced morality, authenticity, and spirituality with relativism, spectacle, and materialism? I think we’ll continue to teach our children that there are such archaic things as right or wrong and objective standards.
                        3. Has your child ever shown any form of self awareness, or world weariness? If so reexamine your teachings, because you let the delusion slip at some point.

                        World-weariness? We are raising our children to be Christians not cut rate existentialists who hate life because the universe is irrational.
                        4. Does your child make snap decisions based on little to no information on a topic he or she has either never heard of or only rarely been exposed to? If so than congratulations, you're well on your way to creating a good Christian adult.
                        Or an uninvited visitor to a Christian forum, who obviously never reads The Bible.
                        5. Does your child cringe at the thought of self-dependance? Does the idea of being removed from the cozy system that has coddled them and sheltered them from the world and actual ideas scare them? If so this is yet another good Christian sign.
                        Are you that unaware? All of your posts are nothing but an attempt to push your system and agenda on us.
                        6. Does your child take a perverse joy from Church and Prayer? If so, then your child has been exposed to the miracle of Jesus. After all, who doesn't get a high off the thought of a 2000 year old dead guy?
                        Wow, a Goth thinking that joy is something that should be avoided. I didn’t expect that.
                        7. Does your child think that America has the best government in the world and is beloved by God? If so you've managed to shelter your child from actual information, congratualtions!
                        Not only do you attack us, you have been reduced to attacking the USA.
                        8. Has your child ever watched porn? If so don't worry it was Satan, everyone deserves a freebie.
                        No, our children do not watch porn.
                        9. Does heavy, dark music frighten your child? If your child curls into the fetal position upon coming into contact with it then you have truly let light into their little heart. *warning light may never loosen its deathgrip on said heard, Jesus was not responsible for any heart attacks or heart conditions in the next 60 years, it was all Eve and the talking snake.
                        What?
                        10. And, finally, does your child currently own an account on this website, that constitutes a daily use and the only time spent on a computer? If so you have truly steeped your child in mindless hateful retoric, and you deserve to be elevated to the pantheon of the Christian saints.
                        How much time have you spent on here?
                        Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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                        • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                          Hello all.

                          I've read a few pages of this thread and am impressed that it has sustained itself for years. I'll admit that I didn't every single page of posts, because I'm a tad busy, but I'd like to address all of the goths or wannabe goths out there.

                          Just be yourself. Don't worry about being judged by people. It is not for them to be your judges. And if being yourself happens to mean that you fit into what they have categorized as goth, then be goth. But just be happy about who you are.

                          And if you find that you cannot fit in or are persecuted too much where you live, just be patient. So much of that will go away once you become an adult. Your experience of being harangued for being part of the goth subculture is common, you just have to get used to it.

                          As for those who judge you, just let them. They're entitled to think what they think just as much as you are. You know what your truths are. Stay true to yourself.

                          And if all of that still isn't enough, well then I would recommend moving to Los Angeles or San Francisco once you're an adult. The goth club scenes in those cities are so large that you will see that you're not alone, and you will see that there are many people who will accept you and love you as you are.

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                          • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                            This is not a goth fanzine where you get to come here and give advice to goths. We're trying to help them realize the fallacy of their beliefs, not assure their damnation in eternal hellfire. If you aren't dedicated to Christ, get thee gone, witch!!
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                              [QUOTE=deadponies;313889]Hello all.

                              Hi friend

                              Originally posted by deadponies View Post
                              Just be yourself. Don't worry about being judged by people. It is not for them to be your judges. And if being yourself happens to mean that you fit into what they have categorized as goth, then be goth. But just be happy about who you are.
                              You should be worried about being judged by Christ. Frankly dressing like a Goth is only going to get you impaled on Satan's barbed meat stick in the lake of fire. Far more radical piercing than you want.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                This is not a goth fanzine where you get to come here and give advice to goths. We're trying to help them realize the fallacy of their beliefs, not assure their damnation in eternal hellfire. If you aren't dedicated to Christ, get thee gone, witch!!
                                Hi Nobar King,

                                Forgive me, I seem to have misunderstood. Since this is a web forum I thought it was meant as a place for discussion, which would therefore include differing opinions. But if this is meant as a posting board to represent a single way of thinking, then I apologize for intruding and offending you.

                                Have a nice day.

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