Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?
It seems with the obsession with the gothic styles you might have a few skeletons in your closet. So, i'll give you this easy and helpful guide to seeing if you've raised your child "right" these are 10 easily answered questions that will determine if your child is truly Christian.
1. Is your child an idiot? (includes stupid, pointless and hypocritcal behavior)
2. Can your child think for him or herself? If so you failed at some point, because your child may soon come to the realization that the 21st century is a much more ideologically advanced age than the age Christianity is trapped in.
3. Has your child ever shown any form of self awareness, or world weariness? If so reexamine your teachings, because you let the delusion slip at some point.
4. Does your child make snap decisions based on little to no information on a topic he or she has either never heard of or only rarely been exposed to? If so than congratulations, you're well on your way to creating a good Christian adult.
5. Does your child cringe at the thought of self-dependance? Does the idea of being removed from the cozy system that has coddled them and sheltered them from the world and actual ideas scare them? If so this is yet another good Christian sign.
6. Does your child take a perverse joy from Church and Prayer? If so, then your child has been exposed to the miracle of Jesus. After all, who doesn't get a high off the thought of a 2000 year old dead guy?
7. Does your child think that America has the best government in the world and is beloved by God? If so you've managed to shelter your child from actual information, congratualtions!
8. Has your child ever watched porn? If so don't worry it was Satan, everyone deserves a freebie.
9. Does heavy, dark music frighten your child? If your child curls into the fetal position upon coming into contact with it then you have truly let light into their little heart. *warning light may never loosen its deathgrip on said heard, Jesus was not responsible for any heart attacks or heart conditions in the next 60 years, it was all Eve and the talking snake.
10. And, finally, does your child currently own an account on this website, that constitutes a daily use and the only time spent on a computer? If so you have truly steeped your child in mindless hateful retoric, and you deserve to be elevated to the pantheon of the Christian saints.
eveyryone have nice day
It seems with the obsession with the gothic styles you might have a few skeletons in your closet. So, i'll give you this easy and helpful guide to seeing if you've raised your child "right" these are 10 easily answered questions that will determine if your child is truly Christian.
1. Is your child an idiot? (includes stupid, pointless and hypocritcal behavior)
2. Can your child think for him or herself? If so you failed at some point, because your child may soon come to the realization that the 21st century is a much more ideologically advanced age than the age Christianity is trapped in.
3. Has your child ever shown any form of self awareness, or world weariness? If so reexamine your teachings, because you let the delusion slip at some point.
4. Does your child make snap decisions based on little to no information on a topic he or she has either never heard of or only rarely been exposed to? If so than congratulations, you're well on your way to creating a good Christian adult.
5. Does your child cringe at the thought of self-dependance? Does the idea of being removed from the cozy system that has coddled them and sheltered them from the world and actual ideas scare them? If so this is yet another good Christian sign.
6. Does your child take a perverse joy from Church and Prayer? If so, then your child has been exposed to the miracle of Jesus. After all, who doesn't get a high off the thought of a 2000 year old dead guy?
7. Does your child think that America has the best government in the world and is beloved by God? If so you've managed to shelter your child from actual information, congratualtions!
8. Has your child ever watched porn? If so don't worry it was Satan, everyone deserves a freebie.
9. Does heavy, dark music frighten your child? If your child curls into the fetal position upon coming into contact with it then you have truly let light into their little heart. *warning light may never loosen its deathgrip on said heard, Jesus was not responsible for any heart attacks or heart conditions in the next 60 years, it was all Eve and the talking snake.
10. And, finally, does your child currently own an account on this website, that constitutes a daily use and the only time spent on a computer? If so you have truly steeped your child in mindless hateful retoric, and you deserve to be elevated to the pantheon of the Christian saints.

eveyryone have nice day
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