How should I resist temptation?

[RenegadeTroll]

I am trying very hard to change my unGodly hippie ways, but Satan is keeping a strong hold on me with his marijuana and rock n' roll music. I just can't seem to resist his unholy temptations!

I would really appreciate some good True Christian advice on resisting the false promises of Satan. Thank you and God bless.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: How should I resist temptation?

[RenegadeTroll]

Re: How should I resist temptation?

I do read the Bible and I try my best to take all of it literally! It's just that I have been under the influence of Satan for such a long time that refusing his temptations is very difficult!

Is there some way I can completely erase all of the evil from my mind? I am open to any suggestions, including lobotomy.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How should I resist temptation?

Carry a pin with you - every time you have a bad thought, stick it in your leg at least ½". You'll soon condition yourself to purer thoughts and stronger character.

[James Hutchins]

Re: How should I resist temptation?

You must cast aside the trappings of your evil ways. You must purge your body of all that is bad. Flush yourself with river water, eat no foods touched by man or woman for 99 days. Stare to the heavens, unwavering, unblinking all the while. You will have your slate wiped clean.

[RenegadeTroll]

Re: How should I resist temptation?

Carry a pin with you - every time you have a bad thought, stick it in your leg at least ½". You'll soon condition yourself to purer thoughts and stronger character.

Thank you very much! I just stuck one in for thinking about playing some Grateful Dead. Now what about getting the admins to change my name back?

[JennyD]

Re: How should I resist temptation?

Thank you very much! I just stuck one in for thinking about playing some Grateful Dead. Now what about getting the admins to change my name back?

To what?

And do you think you've proven yourself to not be a troll? Because when you've done so, the admins will be much more likely to consider changing your name.

[jim poole]

Re: How should I resist temptation?

Carry a pin with you - every time you have a bad thought, stick it in your leg at least ½". You'll soon condition yourself to purer thoughts and stronger character.

And God would soon plauge you with tetanus. Don't harm yourself, that is nothing different than cutting yourself. ANd I'm sure God won't like that very much.

"Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things." (Genesis 9:3)

It's helped me through chemotherapy, and anyone who think that is wrong, please, keep it to yourselves.

But anyways, God put marijuana on this planet for a reason. Don't let these fools make you think it's just as wrong as most claim it to be. It's an untouched plant, and is something that is made with no human contact whatsoever. So it's just as clean as what Brother James Hutchins said about food, and not eating food touched by man for 99 days. It's the same as suicide if you went that length with no nutrition. Just more painful, and sickening.

I will probably get an infraction for this, but if I lose my right to say what I wish, I know who the real culprit is, and it's most definitely not God.

[RenegadeTroll]

Re: How should I resist temptation?

And God would soon plauge you with tetanus. Don't harm yourself, that is nothing different than cutting yourself. ANd I'm sure God won't like that very much.

"Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things." (Genesis 9:3)

It's helped me through chemotherapy, and anyone who think that is wrong, please, keep it to yourselves.

But anyways, God put marijuana on this planet for a reason. Don't let these fools make you think it's just as wrong as most claim it to be. It's an untouched plant, and is something that is made with no human contact whatsoever. So it's just as clean as what Brother James Hutchins said about food, and not eating food touched by man for 99 days. It's the same as suicide if you went that length with no nutrition. Just more painful, and sickening.

I will probably get an infraction for this, but if I lose my right to say what I wish, I know who the real culprit is, and it's most definitely not God.

Ahhh! This is exactly what I mean! Stop trying to tempt me with your dope evil-doer!

[who_r_u]

Re: How should I resist temptation?

I am trying very hard to change my unGodly hippie ways, but Satan is keeping a strong hold on me with his marijuana and rock n' roll music. I just can't seem to resist his unholy temptations!

I would really appreciate some good True Christian advice on resisting the false promises of Satan. Thank you and God bless.

the only true way to rid yourself of temptation is to embrace it.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: How should I resist temptation?

the only true way to rid yourself of temptation is to embrace it.

You're a demon in the guise of Oscar Wilde come to wreak havoc on us Godly Christians!
Sorry, not gonna work!

[who_r_u]

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You're a demon in the guise of Oscar Wilde come to wreak havoc on us Godly Christians!
Sorry, not gonna work!

i have no agenda here. i am merely commenting on the content of this forum. i am perhaps bringing a perspective that you have not considered previously.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How should I resist temptation?

i have no agenda here. i am merely commenting on the content of this forum. i am perhaps bringing a perspective that you have not considered previously.

You really think you are something new in the six years we have had this forum open to the general public?

[who_r_u]

Re: How should I resist temptation?

You really think you are something new in the six years we have had this forum open to the general public?

well i'm sure my way of thinking is not new. i am sure of it because there are many who would share a lot of my philosophy. there are also many who do not. when i was trolling your site i was really taken aback by the vile things i was reading. i came to bring the voice of reason which seems to be lacking.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How should I resist temptation?

[...]when i was trolling your site [...] i came to bring the voice of reason which seems to be lacking.

You may wish to troll elsewhere, this forum is for The Voice God not the voice of reason. I say that as there are as many voices of reason as there are people but only One God.