[IMUSTbeAjoke]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

HOLY FUCK PLEASE LET THIS BE A JOKE. I hope you sheeple are some hilarious geniuses that created this thread as a massive viral internet joke. If not, this is exactly why so many people turn away from organized religion (HINT: because people like "THE GOOD REVEREND JIM" use others' faith in order to manipulate them) AGAIN, I HOPE TO GOD THIS IS A JOKE

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

HOLY piffle PLEASE LET THIS BE A JOKE. I hope you sheeple are some hilarious geniuses that created this thread as a massive viral internet joke. If not, this is exactly why so many people turn away from organized religion (HINT: because people like "THE GOOD REVEREND JIM" use others' faith in order to manipulate them) AGAIN, I HOPE TO GOD THIS IS A JOKE

So quoting The Bible in the spirit and letter it is written in a "joke" in your mind.

Thank you very much for mocking my deeply held religious beliefs you tiresome little bore. Yes, we are as serious as the fires of Hell.

[Random23]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

So quoting The Bible in the spirit and letter it is written in a "joke" in your mind.

Thank you very much for mocking my deeply held religious beliefs you tiresome little bore. Yes, we are as serious as the fires of Hell.

No disrespect to your religious belief - each to their own, etc - but we are having a debate on another site about whether this Rev Jim tutorial is a joke or actually real (someone put up a link to this).

I just can't figure out if you're being sarcastic or not so if you could just clear that up.

I mean, sleazy aging has-been preacher trying to "save" young girls who gave gone "astray" is such a cliche - it can't be serious, right?

Also, I'm 24 and a half so I don't qualify for the classes but then I see that Rev Jim is a "former multi-millionaire televangelist from the '80s" so I'm wondering is he qualified to give such a class? There are way better golden oldies people - or young women - could resurrect.

I recommend the Cure.

Satanic Music Link Removed

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

No disrespect to your religious belief - each to their own, etc - but we are having a debate on another site about whether this Rev Jim tutorial is a joke or actually real (someone put up a link to this).

I just can't figure out if you're being sarcastic or not so if you could just clear that up.

What makes you think it's a joke? What did I say that is so "humorous" to you?

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

I mean, sleazy aging has-been preacher trying to "save" young girls who gave gone "astray" is such a cliche - it can't be serious, right?

You're reading too much into this. When you have a dirty mind, even the most harmless of things look shockingly sexual. Perhaps if you would accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, you would be able to refrain from being tempted by lustful thoughts. I also resent you calling a decent, honest True Christian(tm) pastor like me "sleazy". We have all sinned in the past. Surely you should read Matthew 7:1-5.

Also, I'm 24 and a half so I don't qualify for the classes but then I see that Rev Jim is a "former multi-millionaire televangelist from the '80s" so I'm wondering is he qualified to give such a class? There are way better golden oldies people - or young women - could resurrect.

I recommend the Cure.

Satanic Music Link Removed

Are you a young woman? You sound like you could be in need of my ministry. I have no idea why you would doubt my qualifications. I have two doctorate degrees in Theology and Biblical Studies and have been an ordained pastor for over 45 years.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

I mean, sleazy aging has-been preacher trying to "save" young girls who gave gone "astray" is such a cliche - it can't be serious, right?]

Thank you for your disgusting personal attack upon a respected member of our Christian community. Apparently your twenty four years on God's green earth has given you the wisdom to accurately discern a man's personality and pass judgment upon him. Apparently by not leading a life you have achieved perfection. (and that is joke so you can see the difference)

[Levi Jones]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Wow, what an amazing ministry Rev. Jim has put together. The times we had. Unfortunately, my non-disclosure clause precludes me from discuss anything.

I'll be headed back home now.

[angels]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

HOLY piffle PLEASE LET THIS BE A JOKE. I hope you sheeple are some hilarious geniuses that created this thread as a massive viral internet joke. If not, this is exactly why so many people turn away from organized religion (HINT: because people like "THE GOOD REVEREND JIM" use others' faith in order to manipulate them) AGAIN, I HOPE TO GOD THIS IS A JOKE

Why would you even think this be a joke?.
Women need guidance and help, and The Wonderful Rev. Jim is giving it to them.
It amazes me the amount of filthy minds that are reading things into this, where it is just so innocent.
It is not the Rev who is the problem, it's the dirty minded idiots that can't see a good deed being done.
This makes me so angry.

[David Goldman]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

This is a standard Satanic attack.

Do you drink? Then you must be a drunkard!

Do you eat? Then you must be a glutton!

Do you love your fellow Christians? Then you must be a predator/sodomite/lesbian/other.

God gives us precious gifts of platonic love, fruit of the vine, food of the field; and Satan has to twist them into something perverted like lust, drunkenness and gluttony.

I am so glad that I am not an Atheist. They can't even enjoy the simple things in life without polluting them in some way.

[God's Left Hand]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

He is obviously just using this whole "Ladies of the Lord" thing as a front to sex them up. This whole thread is sad. Also, having a bunch of women together is not a cause for lesbianism. Ever heard of a book club? Or a girl's night out? In very rare cases do these activities end up in lesbian acts. And when they do, it is usually faked and filmed for a pervert's pleasure, which just makes me. I am a clear thinking individual, who very rarely finds jokes of, or pertaining to sex amusing. But this is clearly just another religious leader who is using his power to seduce others.

[David Goldman]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

He is obviously just using this whole "Ladies of the Lord" thing as a front to sex them up. This whole thread is sad. Also, having a bunch of women together is not a cause for lesbianism. Ever heard of a book club? Or a girl's night out? In very rare cases do these activities end up in lesbian acts. And when they do, it is usually genuined and filmed for a pervert's pleasure, which just makes me. I am a clear thinking individual, who very rarely finds jokes of, or pertaining to sex amusing. But this is clearly just another religious leader who is using his power to seduce others.

Another first post disaster.

We have an Introduction forum HERE where you can tell us a little about yourself and how you came to find God's favorite Forum. You can also ask us questions if there is anything about Landover ministries that you do not understand.

Coming into the main forums on your first post and attacking an esteemed and well established leader and mentor without any research or facts whatsoever is not only dumb and rude, but it is also legally sketchy. Libel suits have been filed for less than that.

So how about you trot over to the Intro forum and try again.

[God's Left Hand]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

What cases are you referring to? All I am doing is exercising my first amendment right to freedom of speech. And besides when he says, "You're clearly a strong woman with very firm beliefs. That's hot. Is there a lucky man in your life? If so, does he agree with your views?" why doesn't that make you wonder why he even mentions "That's hot?" Why does he also ask is there is a LUCKY man in her life? That seems like he wants to see if she is available or not. And on an extremely unrelated note, I find this: extremely offensive as I have Muslim and Hindu friends.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

What cases are you referring to? All I am doing is exercising my first amendment right to freedom of speech. And besides when he says, "You're clearly a strong woman with very firm beliefs. That's hot. Is there a lucky man in your life? If so, does he agree with your views?" why doesn't that make you wonder why he even mentions "That's hot?" Why does he also ask is there is a LUCKY man in her life? That seems like he wants to see if she is available or not. And on an extremely unrelated note, I find this: extremely offensive as I have Muslim and Hindu friends.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[TheRaptureIsComing]

HOLY piffle PLEASE LET THIS BE A JOKE. I hope you sheeple are some hilarious geniuses that created this thread as a massive viral internet joke. If not, this is exactly why so many people turn away from organized religion (HINT: because people like "THE GOOD REVEREND JIM" use others' faith in order to manipulate them) AGAIN, I HOPE TO GOD THIS IS A JOKE

How could you think this is a joke? I have been reading this thread, and it is clear to me that Rev. Jim is only trying to save these women but helping them to accept Chirst and their Lord and Savior. After all, any day now, the Rapture is coming and only those who have truly accepted the Lord into their hearts will be saved.

Are you prepared?

Apologies, I meant to say "save these women by helping them accept Christ as their Lord and Savior" rather than "save these women but helping them accept Christ and their Lord and Savior."

[angels]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

How could you think this is a joke? I have been reading this thread, and it is clear to me that Rev. Jim is only trying to save these women but helping them to accept Chirst and their Lord and Savior. After all, any day now, the Rapture is coming and only those who have truly accepted the Lord into their hearts will be saved.

Are you prepared?

Apologies, I meant to say "save these women by helping them accept Christ as their Lord and Savior" rather than "save these women but helping them accept Christ and their Lord and Savior."

I am 25 in September, so I will be too old to have help from Rev. Jim. Unfortunately.
But I know that he will help so many ladies, I'm sure of that .
The Lord brought me here, and ever since, I've been trying so hard to change my whole life.
Now, if other girls do the same, and The Good Rev can help them, I honestly can't see the problem. What he's doing is a wonderful thing. He's saving people.
It's only people with a dirty mind, or alternative motives that are seeing bad in this.

So Dear Rev. Jim. Thankyou.

[InHisLove]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Given that this is the first post I've made out of the introduction forum, I'm slightly scared of being, flamed, is it? Anyway, I think that what the Reverend is doing is a GREAT idea. Why would anyone want to question that, it's beyond me.

As a side note, I would be highly interested if i had the funds to do it with. Like I said above, I think its a great idea.