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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #46
    Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

    Originally posted by McSora View Post
    I'm never going to cook in heaven, hence I can't cook
    And I don't plan on learning.
    A shemale like you will never get to heaven though, so it's a moot point.

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    • McSora
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jan 2010
      • 19

      #47
      Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

      I don't remember saying what gender I was.

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      • True Disciple
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2445

        #48
        Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

        Originally posted by CatholicandDamned View Post
        You can insult the institutional leader of my religion, that's ok.
        I don't agree with my own religion sometimes too.

        I don't breed like a bunny. I use protection.
        As a Catholic, you are already hypocritical for adding lots of stuff that isn't in the Bible to Christianity, now you are even a double hypocrite for not following the catholic dogma's either. I'm just wondering: what's the point of calling yourself a Christian?

        Originally posted by McSora View Post
        I don't remember saying what gender I was.
        As the main point was whether or not women go to heaven to do the dishes there, we automatically assumed you to be a woman, because otherwise your comment would be even dumber than it already was.
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22354

          #49
          Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

          Originally posted by McSora View Post
          I'm never going to cook in heaven, hence I can't cook And I don't plan on learning.
          Have fun being cooked in hell .
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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