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    sex with my girlfriend

    dear landover baptist, me and my girlfriend are both sixteen years old adn thus, too young to get married. her and I have been dating for almost seven years and recently we have been thinking about sexual intercourse. i need to know if this is okay. I believe that it may be okay since her and I have been together so long and we are 100% certian that we will get married some day. these feelings of sexuality have been ppresent for about two years and sometimes it's almost too hard to contain them. we have never gone farther than kissing, but we would like to to so. what should I do landover baptist? please help.
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    Re: sex with my girlfriend

    Which state do you live in? We can check out what the age of consent for marriage is in your particular jurisdiction. At most you will have to wait 2 years, though.

    Keep in mind that 2 years is a pretty short time compared to infinity.

    Also: can she cook well?
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22     Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • #3
      Re: sex with my girlfriend

      Son, the only reason why you and your soon-to-be-fiance should be thinking about pursuing sexural relations is because both of you are excited to create Soldiers of Christ. There is absolutely no Biblical evidence suggesting that sex should be enjoyable for any reasons other than this. However, God's Word is God's Word, and there is no getting around the fact that the two of you must be married first.


      8I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I.

      9But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

      So, why don't you two lovebirds go and set the wedding date? All of us here in Freehold expect invitations!
      Matthew 7:15
      Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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      • #4
        Re: sex with my girlfriend

        If you have sex with her now, you will be marrying a harlot, which goes against God's wishes. So you'll never be able to have a pure and Godly marriage. I for one, would never want to marry a spoiled woman.

        If you have sex with her, are you prepared to pay the 50 shekels to her father? A stand up guy pays before he plays too.

        How can the chaperon allow you two to engage in the vile act while in the room anyways?

        You know, you will have babies at the wedding, always in poor taste.

        I could go on if you like.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: sex with my girlfriend

          Boy, until you learn where the shift key is you better keep it in your pants.

          Jesus is watching you closely, don't screw it up !

          dear landover baptist, me and my girlfriend are both sixteen years old adn thus, too young to get married. her and I have been dating for almost seven years and recently we have been thinking about sexual intercourse. i need to know if this is okay. I believe that it may be okay since her and I have been together so long and we are 100% certian that we will get married some day. these feelings of sexuality have been ppresent for about two years and sometimes it's almost too hard to contain them. we have never gone farther than kissing, but we would like to to so. what should I do landover baptist? please help.


          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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          • #6
            Re: sex with my girlfriend

            Originally posted by ilovegodalot View Post
            we have been thinking about sexual intercourse
            Take a hammer. Crush your left ball. Crush your right ball. Ok, now that this is fixed, it's time for you to start reading the KJV1611 Bible to learn how you have to live to earn your place in Heaven. An don't forget to trade in that slut for a nice True Christian girl. Preferably before she seduces you and accuses you of "rape".
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #7
              Re: sex with my girlfriend

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Take a hammer. Crush your left ball. Crush your right ball. Ok,

              An don't forget to trade in that slut for a nice True Christian girl. Preferably before she seduces you and accuses you of "rape".
              Okay, first off, how would crushing my testicles with a hammer prevent me from having sexual intercourse? Secondly, how is she a slut? We have thought about having sexual intercourse, we have not had it. We not just her, but I too have had these thoughts. So, learn to search for keywords before you go on calling people's loved ones sluts.

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              • #8
                Re: sex with my girlfriend

                I'm agreeing with Brother GOD=life, you should wait until you have both reached the age of consent. Jesus gets terribly angry if people have intercourse before marriage!
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • #9
                  Re: sex with my girlfriend

                  Perhaps crushing your testicles won't necessarily do the trick, but if you are indeed tempted to fornicate with your girlfriend and are doing the thinking with the little head, perhaps the words of Jesus should be heeded....

                  Matthew 5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

                  I think you can understand what I am getting at.

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                  • #10
                    Re: sex with my girlfriend

                    Originally posted by ilovegodalot View Post
                    dear landover baptist, me and my girlfriend are both sixteen years old adn thus, too young to get married. her and I have been dating for almost seven years and recently we have been thinking about sexual intercourse. i need to know if this is okay. I believe that it may be okay since her and I have been together so long and we are 100% certian that we will get married some day. these feelings of sexuality have been ppresent for about two years and sometimes it's almost too hard to contain them. we have never gone farther than kissing, but we would like to to so. what should I do landover baptist? please help.
                    What church do you attend? Have you discussed this with your pastor? Your father? Her father?

                    I hope you have some shekels saved up.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #11
                      Re: sex with my girlfriend

                      Originally posted by ilovegodalot View Post
                      dear landover baptist, me and my girlfriend are both sixteen years old adn thus, too young to get married. her and I have been dating for almost seven years and recently we have been thinking about sexual intercourse. i need to know if this is okay. I believe that it may be okay since her and I have been together so long and we are 100% certian that we will get married some day. these feelings of sexuality have been ppresent for about two years and sometimes it's almost too hard to contain them. we have never gone farther than kissing, but we would like to to so. what should I do landover baptist? please help.
                      Don't do it! It's just plain WRONG!!!

                      And I'm no math genius, but if you are both sixteen and have been "dating" for seven years, that means you've been dating since you were nine! That makes you a pedophile!

                      I looked it up on the internet, so don't tell me I'm wrong. Nine years olds are far too young to date. You make me sick!!!

                      And what is wrong with BOTH of your parents? Letting their kids turn into pedophiles? You're parents are obviously not Christians!

                      Tammi


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                      • #12
                        Re: sex with my girlfriend

                        If you want to avoid hellfire and you live in the U.S., you can get married with your parent's consent at the age of 16.

                        1 Corinthians 7:9
                        But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                        • #13
                          Re: sex with my girlfriend

                          Originally posted by ilovegodalot View Post
                          Okay, first off, how would crushing my testicles with a hammer prevent me from having sexual intercourse?
                          Duh!

                          Secondly, how is she a slut?
                          Your question.

                          We have thought about having sexual intercourse
                          The answer to your question.

                          A True Christian girl does not think about sex at all. She thinks about serving Jesus and serving her husband. Does she even have any decent pie baking skills? Don't waste your life on a slut friend. I will pray for you to see the light and that you will start reading your KJV1611 Bible. You have a lot to learn. And you will not like the alternative .
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • #14
                            Re: sex with my girlfriend

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            What church do you attend? Have you discussed this with your pastor? Your father? Her father?

                            I hope you have some shekels saved up.
                            Amen Pastor! The boy needs to start worrying about expenses and to get a job. Not only are women expensive, but the little Soldiers of Christ cost a pretty penny to bring up properly.

                            There are many conflicting answers to just what a Biblical shekel is worth today. A trusted source in these matters would certainly be the joos. By my calculations the boy is going to have to come up with around $500 to get the girl from the father.

                            In terms of today's money, what would be the value of the biblical half shekel?

                            Maimonides writes (Laws of Shekalim 1:5) that the half shekel mentioned in the Torah – the annual tithe every Jew was required to give to the Temple coffers – is equal to 160 grains of barley, which, in modern measurements, would be approximately eight grams of silver.

                            It is impossible to know silver's value in biblical times. At today's rate of approximately 17 US dollars per ounce, 8 grams of silver is around five dollars.

                            Rabbi Eliezer Posner
                            Just a moment...
                            http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/673063/jewish/Whats-the-value-of-the-biblical-half-shekel.htm
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                            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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                            • #15
                              Re: sex with my girlfriend

                              Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
                              Don't do it! It's just plain WRONG!!!

                              And I'm no math genius, but if you are both sixteen and have been "dating" for seven years, that means you've been dating since you were nine! That makes you a pedophile!

                              I looked it up on the internet, so don't tell me I'm wrong. Nine years olds are far too young to date. You make me sick!!!

                              And what is wrong with BOTH of your parents? Letting their kids turn into pedophiles? You're parents are obviously not Christians!

                              Tammi

                              I think you missunder stood, They were both 9 when they started "going out" now their both 16.

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