[Basilissa]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

That is because your Bible isn't that old as you think it is. The original scripture is no longer used which is the reason why no one believes it anymore. The one you know is nothing more than a tutorial on how to torture people, rape them, kill their kids, start wars and all that fun and prejudice stuff you know and love.

You are completely mistaken, dear. is the Word of God in it's purest version.
I pray that you repent and come back to Jesus' loving bosom before it's too late.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

That is because your Bible isn't that old as you think it is. The original scripture is no longer used which is the reason why no one believes it anymore.

That's silly. The Scripture has been divinely preserved for our righteousness (2 Timothy 3:16-17) The reason people stopped believing in the Word of God is because of people in the Gay Agenda who spread Satan's lies and tempt otherwise good people with lust for sin. People decide to stop believing in God so they can sin without feeling guilt.

The one you know is nothing more than a tutorial on how to torture people, rape them, kill their kids, start wars and all that fun and prejudice stuff you know and love.

You take this methodology for inspiring repentance the Good LORD has used over the years out of context, friend. If you read the Holy Bible as a whole, you'll see how God is always right.

[saatan666]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

wow you are all idiots. I am probably younger then all of you and even I know you are all a bunch of naive and witless fuckers with corrupt views over basically everything. I'm left handed and I'm proud of it, guess evolution favoured me over you, huh? Enjoy talking to your imaginary friend.

[James Hutchins]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

wow you are all idiots. I am probably younger then all of you and even I know you are all a bunch of naive and witless piffleers with corrupt views over basically everything. I'm left handed and I'm proud of it, guess evolution favoured me over you, huh? Enjoy talking to your imaginary friend.

No friend, I do not enjoy talking to you.

You could not even spell your name right. Typical left handed poof!

[my_death]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Why is the left hand evil to you guys? I'm left handed and I don't do anything bad or unholy.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Why is the left hand evil to you guys? I'm left handed and I don't do anything bad or unholy.

Friend, there are over 300 posts just in this thread explaining exactly why you are hopelessly lost scum for being a "lefty". Kindly read all of them, and then all of the posts on God's forum, before asking simpleton and inane questions.

When you have read every word of God's wisdom that we offer in testimony, kindly introduce yourself here. Tell us why you hate Jesus by being left-handed and what filthy sin keeps you from a personal relationship with Him.

In Christ

[my_death]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Well, then I guess I have no reason to become a christian anyways. I'm left handed.

Haha you people are so deluded. Seriously it's really sad.

I think we are the only two sane people on this whole site.

[my_death]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Friend, there are over 300 posts just in this thread explaining exactly why you are hopelessly lost scum for being a "lefty". Kindly read all of them, and then all of the posts on God's forum, before asking simpleton and inane questions.

When you have read every word of God's wisdom that we offer in testimony, kindly introduce yourself here. Tell us why you hate Jesus by being left-handed and what filthy sin keeps you from a personal relationship with Him.

In Christ

I'm not a sinner. Why would I read your words? god didn't write them, you did. You, a mortal and imperfect being. If god truly had a problem with me being left handed I either would never have been born or he would simply fix it.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I'm not a sinner. Why would I read your words? god didn't write them, you did. You, a mortal and imperfect being. If god truly had a problem with me being left handed I either would never have been born or he would simply fix it.

You're mistaken, friend. Brother Porter has been touching men, women and children with the Good News for a long time now! He's a True Christian™ man, bought by the Blood of Christ Himself (Acts 20:28). He's no less imperfect than Christ is, which makes sense since he is essentially the arms and legs of Christ here on earth (1st Corinthians 6:19).

Why, you might want to talk to him about some of his experiences. Like you, he embraced sin and foolishness for many years. You might have a lot in common!

[my_death]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

You're mistaken, friend. Brother Porter has been touching men, women and children with the Good News for a long time now! He's a True Christian™ man, bought by the Blood of Christ Himself (Acts 20:28). He's no less imperfect than Christ is, which makes sense since he is essentially the arms and legs of Christ here on earth (1st Corinthians 6:19).

Why, you might want to talk to him about some of his experiences. Like you, he embraced sin and foolishness for many years. You might have a lot in common!

funny thing is.. I don't sin! Isn't that a riot, har har har.

[Didymus Much]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

funny thing is.. I don't sin! Isn't that a riot, har har har.

1 John 1:8 "If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us."

Unless, of course, you're a True Christian(tm), because they're perfect.

[my_death]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

1 John 1:8 "If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us."

Unless, of course, you're a True Christian™, because they're perfect.

I don't believe in god.

[Didymus Much]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I don't believe in god.

It is God who defines sin regardless of your beliefs, and not believing in God is the 2nd greatest.

[Megorium]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Some of y'all need to read your bibles again! The way you call people names...like "slut" and "freaks". GOD says you are suppose to LOVE your neighbor!!! Instead y'all are chastising people simply because they are left handed? That is so wrong! I am right handed and I have many left handed friends and family members and some of them are devote GOD LOVING CHRISTIANS! My own two year old daughter is ambidextrous, I wouldn't change her for the world. You write with whatever hand you feel comfortable with! No body is "perfect" and GOD loves ALL of us!!!

[James Hutchins]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Some of y'all need to read your bibles again! The way you call people names...like "slut" and "freaks". GOD says you are suppose to LOVE your neighbor!!! Instead y'all are chastising people simply because they are left handed? That is so wrong! I am right handed and I have many left handed friends and family members and some of them are devote GOD LOVING CHRISTIANS! My own two year old daughter is ambidextrous, I wouldn't change her for the world. You write with whatever hand you feel comfortable with! No body is "perfect" and GOD loves ALL of us!!!

Not sure what fluffy bunny Bible you read, friend, but the Bible normal people read says this:
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

As far as 'Loving' everyone? Those are the words of a pot shooting hippie!
Psalm 9:17
The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God. For the needy shall not always be forgotten: the expectation of the poor shall not perish for ever.

Proverbs 5:3-5
For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil:
But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword.
Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell.

Proverbs 15:24
The way of life is above to the wise, that he may depart from hell beneath.

Proverbs 23:13-14
Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

Isaiah 33:14
The sinners in Zion are afraid; fearfulness hath surprised the hypocrites. Who among us shall dwell with the devouring fire? who among us shall dwell with everlasting burnings?

Matthew 3:12
Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and gather his wheat into the garner; but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire.

Matthew 5:29-30
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Matthew 13:38-42
The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Matthew 16:18
And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

Matthew 18:8-9
Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

Matthew 25:28-30
Take therefore the talent from him, and give it unto him which hath ten talents.
For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath.
And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Matthew 25:41
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

Matthew 25:46
And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

Mark 9:43-48
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

Luke 3:17
Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and will gather the wheat into his garner; but the chaff he will burn with fire unquenchable.

Luke 16:23-26
And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.

Luke 16:28
For I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment.

II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;

II Peter 2:3-6
And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not.
For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment;
And spared not the old world, but saved Noah the eighth person, a preacher of righteousness, bringing in the flood upon the world of the ungodly;
And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;

Jude 1:6-8
And the angels which kept not their first estate, but left their own habitation, he hath reserved in everlasting chains under darkness unto the judgment of the great day.
Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

Revelation 2:11
He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; He that overcometh shall not be hurt of the second death.

Revelation 9:1-2
And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.
And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.

Revelation 11:7
And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them.

Revelation 14:9-11
And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,
The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:
And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

Revelation 19:20
And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone. .

Revelation 20:15
And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Now, I understand you wanting to love your daughter, after all, producing a deformed female was the best you could do. Have you ever asked yourself why God is punishing you? What did you (or your wife) do that was so terrible that God decided that you needed a lifetime of shame.
Exodus 4:11
And the Lord said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the Lord?

Hebrews 12:6-7
For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
7 If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?

Jude 1:7
Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

Luke 15:11-32
11 And he said, A certain man had two sons:
12 And the younger of them said to his father, Father, give me the portion of goods that falleth to me. And he divided unto them his living.
13 And not many days after the younger son gathered all together, and took his journey into a far country, and there wasted his substance with riotous living.
14 And when he had spent all, there arose a mighty famine in that land; and he began to be in want.
15 And he went and joined himself to a citizen of that country; and he sent him into his fields to feed swine.
16 And he would fain have filled his belly with the husks that the swine did eat: and no man gave unto him.
17 And when he came to himself, he said, How many hired servants of my father's have bread enough and to spare, and I perish with hunger!
18 I will arise and go to my father, and will say unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven, and before thee,
19 And am no more worthy to be called thy son: make me as one of thy hired servants.
20 And he arose, and came to his father. But when he was yet a great way off, his father saw him, and had compassion, and ran, and fell on his neck, and kissed him.
21 And the son said unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven, and in thy sight, and am no more worthy to be called thy son.
22 But the father said to his servants, Bring forth the best robe, and put it on him; and put a ring on his hand, and shoes on his feet:
23 And bring hither the fatted calf, and kill it; and let us eat, and be merry:
24 For this my son was dead, and is alive again; he was lost, and is found. And they began to be merry.
25 Now his elder son was in the field: and as he came and drew nigh to the house, he heard musick and dancing.
26 And he called one of the servants, and asked what these things meant.
27 And he said unto him, Thy brother is come; and thy father hath killed the fatted calf, because he hath received him safe and sound.
28 And he was angry, and would not go in: therefore came his father out, and intreated him.
29 And he answering said to his father, Lo, these many years do I serve thee, neither transgressed I at any time thy commandment: and yet thou never gavest me a kid, that I might make merry with my friends:
30 But as soon as this thy son was come, which hath devoured thy living with harlots, thou hast killed for him the fatted calf.
31 And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine.
32 It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found.

Daniel 9:24-27
24 Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people and upon thy holy city, to finish the transgression, and to make an end of sins, and to make reconciliation for iniquity, and to bring in everlasting righteousness, and to seal up the vision and prophecy, and to anoint the most Holy.
25 Know therefore and understand, that from the going forth of the commandment to restore and to build Jerusalem unto the Messiah the Prince shall be seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks: the street shall be built again, and the wall, even in troublous times.
26 And after threescore and two weeks shall Messiah be cut off, but not for himself: and the people of the prince that shall come shall destroy the city and the sanctuary; and the end thereof shall be with a flood, and unto the end of the war desolations are determined.
27 And he shall confirm the covenant with many for one week: and in the midst of the week he shall cause the sacrifice and the oblation to cease, and for the overspreading of abominations he shall make it desolate, even until the consummation, and that determined shall be poured upon the desolate.

Genesis 19:24
Then the Lord rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven;

Now... if you think I misquoted the Holy Bible, please feel free to correct me.

Remember, Jesus is watching you all the time.