[Basilissa]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Proof of what, that you guys are cruel, heartless, and haven't got a clue? Well, the evidence is all right here. Any sensible person can see that.

You still have not provided a shred of evidence to show that we are somehow "bad" Christians.

Let's get some basics straight:

1. Christianity is a religion following the teachings of God (through His prophets, His Son, and the Apostles).

2. These teachings - the Word of God - are written in the Bible.

3. Hence, in order to be a real Christian, you need to follow the Word of God - ALL of it.

4. Hence, we are not Godless - you are the Godless one, since you approve of left handed people. God thinks that those people are fools (Ecclesiastes 10:2).

[Alterboy]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Remember the good old days when teachers would beat the lefthandedness out of a child? With my brother they went as far as tying his left hand to his desk so that he couldn't use it.

Mr Campbell I am blessed to have had such teachers! If not, I would be a diabolical left-hander doing the devil's work.

Amazing how Jesus puts godly people in your path.

I hate how liebrals say that being left-handed is a choice!

[Brother Helge]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I hate how liebrals say that being left-handed is a choice!

What?

Being a "lefty" is just as much of a choice as being "gay".

The Holy Bible tells us that people choose to be homers.
They are not "born this way".

I had a choice and I choosed to be White, Straight, Blue eyed, Right handed and Saved!

Shout Glory!

[Alterboy]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

What?

Being a "lefty" is just as much of a choice as being "gay".

The Holy Bible tells us that people choose to be homers.
They are not "born this way".

I had a choice and I choosed to be White, Straight, Blue eyed, Right handed and Saved!

Shout Glory!

Glory!

[Brother Helge]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Glory!

Yes - Glory!!!

But did you just change your mind?

[Alterboy]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

My dear fellow Christian, I was confused as to your statement and reread what I wrote and saw that diabolical typing error!
It should read "I hate how liebrals say that being left-handed is NOT a choice."

I pray that you shall forgive me for the confusion my shoddy typing has caused.

[Godfly]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

One of my daughters may be left handed but I wouldn't know as they are not allowed to read and write. They can do enough math to pay for food but their mother taught them cooking by seeing and doing, not reading recipes.

As for the Holy Word, I read them what they need to know. A woman doesn't need to know every word in the Bible and those that do have too much time on their hands.

[Betty Sue]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

What?

Being a "lefty" is just as much of a choice as being "gay".

The Holy Bible tells us that people choose to be homers.
They are not "born this way".

I had a choice and I choosed to be White, Straight, Blue eyed, Right handed and Saved!

Shout Glory!

HOW DID YOU chosoed to be blueeyed? I wnat blueeyes!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

HOW DID YOU chosoed to be blueeyed? I wnat blueeyes!

If you Pray hard enough, Jesus might reward you with Blue eyes, like He did with me.

[Dame Glynnis Hillfox]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

haha you don't know me, or my mother. She was very supportive of my choices.

Dear Leftie

Does your mother support your choice to be such an angry ball point pen using individual? I cannot imagine going through life with the guilt of being a homosexual AND being constantly judged for not having decipherable handwriting.

Though you homosexuals are very useful for decorating entire manor houses, and styling my hair just the way I like it, your constant anger is deplorable.

Please let Jesus' love through your back door.

In autonomous fondness
Bunty

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

let's all be copies of each other. Let's have no one be unique in the slightest!

God's original intention in creating life has not been vouchsafed to us other than in an indirect way:

Revelation 4:11 Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created. KJV

God is clear that anyone and everyone who "worships Him in a different way" or who announces that "there are many streams all leading to the one great sea" having been deceived into thinking that "whether we worship god or goddess, allah or a hideous one eyed idol or ten thousand spirits of the air we all celebrate one true God" should be killed, young or old, male or female, child or infant.

He says so HERE

II Chronicles 15
12 And they entered into a covenant to seek the LORD God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul;
13 That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
14 And they sware unto the LORD with a loud voice, and with shouting, and with trumpets, and with cornets.
15 And all Judah rejoiced at the oath: for they had sworn with all their heart, and sought him with their whole desire; and he was found of them: and the LORD gave them rest round about.
KJV

It is our sinful nature preventing us from seeing the amazing grace of God's Perfect Love. From the earliest days of His Glorious Revelation there has been no room for even the slightest variation in exactly what God expects from us. Even burning an incense but in not quite the right way incurs plague, famine, earthquakes, instant leprosy of the head and whole families swallowed up by the pits of the earth. God has warned us.

Exodus 22
18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
KJV

Utterly destroyed. That does not mean lightly killed. That means severely killed. Killed by chopping up. Killed by burning alive. God is very clear. Killed by being gouged out of one's mother's belly (not yet having been born but nevertheless vile and full of sin). God is specific.

Now because God loves us (but hates everyone else as He makes abundantly clear in His Inerrant Word time and time again) He has explained how to avoid those consequences. Don't worship idols. Don't worship the moon. Or the sun. Or the stars. Or anything at all other than God. And only in the exact way He has commanded. Or else:

Deuteronomy 17
2 If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the LORD thy God giveth thee, man or woman, that hath wrought wickedness in the sight of the LORD thy God, in transgressing his covenant,
3 And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded;
4 And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and enquired diligently, and, behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought in Israel:
5 Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.
KJV

I hope that is helpful.

[I'm a Rockhead]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Damn you're fucking brainwashed! I'm lefty and I didn't choose to be lefty! If you think it's a choice, you're fucking retard, you motherfucker piece of shit. Im an athiest and fucking proud of it! Didn't your god said not to judge? Fuck I rather go to hell. Along with my non judgemental Christians too, motherfucker!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Damn you're piffleing brainwashed! I'm lefty and I didn't choose to be lefty! If you think it's a choice, you're piffleing retard, you motherpiffleer piece of shit. Im an athiest and piffleing proud of it! Didn't your god said not to judge? piffle I rather go to hell. Along with my non judgemental Christians too, motherpiffleer!

If you can't control your temper, you will be asked to leave.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Mary Thompson]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Damn you're piffleing brainwashed! I'm lefty and I didn't choose to be lefty! If you think it's a choice, you're piffleing retard, you motherpiffleer piece of shit. Im an athiest and piffleing proud of it! Didn't your god said not to judge? piffle I rather go to hell. Along with my non judgemental Christians too, motherpiffleer!

Hi dear !
I sure do know I love meeting new people, so why not introduce yourself in the introduction forum so we can properly greet you.
Please capitalize God, he deserves it don't you think?
Where in the Bible does it say we should not judge? Unless you are refering to The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)
Please use proper grammar and punctuation, it seems you do not know the horrors of HELL , I want to inform you of your fate so you don't think you'll be sitting around with your feet up, you see up the top where it says "Like us on Facebook" then "Or Burn in Hell" click "Or Burn in Hell" it gives a brief overview on Hell, memorize it just before you go to sleep and the nightmares will tell you the rest, continue every night until you decide it is not what you want, then follow the instructions given at http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=67449, then begin reading Genesis in a King James Bible.

[lukasekman]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Damn you're piffleing brainwashed! I'm lefty and I didn't choose to be lefty! If you think it's a choice, you're piffleing retard, you motherpiffleer piece of shit. Im an athiest and piffleing proud of it! Didn't your god said not to judge? piffle I rather go to hell. Along with my non judgemental Christians too, motherpiffleer!

Please calm down, being that upset is not good for your blood pressure.
I have helped several children and young adults to overcome left-handedness, so there is hope for you if you welcome Jesus in your life.