[Didymus Much]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

...WHY ARE YOU CONDEMMING ALMOST 90% OF THE POPULATION...

Maybe because God does, in the Bible? FYI: exact figures are difficult to determine, but my analysis puts it at well over 90%, probably closer to 99.6%.

GOD GAVE US FREE WILL FOR A REASON!...

So you agree that the Bible says that, at least. It says you have free will to choose whether or not to follow Jesus' teachings (exactly, and to the letter, see James 2:10) and have a chance at Salvation, or decide that you know better than God and end up in the other place.

Now, if you're done with the ranting, are you capable of discussing these matters in a calm, rational manner like adults do? The True Christians™ and I would love to help you understand just what the Bible says about this and many other matters.

[Vreb56]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

God knows there are plenty of good reasons for ending up in hell, so why challenge fate just because you want to feel like something special?

Approximately 10 percent of the world population today is running around and telling others that they are left-handers - this is not a particularly clever move. The Bible contains several examples that God undoubtedly prefer right-handed people. In fact there is much evidence that left-handers will burn in hell for all eternity.

Maybe some of you think that it is a coincident if you're left- or right-handed - nothing is more wrong than such an assumption.

Let us look at a few examples of the type of people who have chosen to use Satan's hand (left hand) as their primary hand, instead of the right, which according to the Bible is God’s favorite hand:

Barack Hussein Obama and his slutty wife Michelle, mocking the Stars & Stribes and GOD by using the devillish left hand instead of the right.

Barack Hussein Obama
W.C. Fields
Bill Clinton
Benjamin Franklin
Robert Plant
Julius Caesar
Fidel Castro
David Letterman
Kermit the Frog
Boston Strangler
Jack-the-Ripper
Leonardo da Vinci
Euell Gibbons
Albert Einstein
Oprah Winfrey
Robert Redford
Bart Simpson
Kurt Cobain
Jimi Hendrix
Benjamin Netanyahu
Angelina Jolie
Dan Aykroyd
Paul McCartney
Ehud Olmert
Sarah Jessica Parker
Ringo Starr
Jerry Seinfeld

And it was just a few...
Still think it is a coincident?? Take a look on the scripture below, and I'm sure you will never doubt again.

Genesis 48:13-19 (King James Version)
13And Joseph took them both, Ephraim in his right hand toward Israel's left hand, and Manasseh in his left hand toward Israel's right hand, and brought them near to him. 14And Israel stretched out his right hand, and laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger, and his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn.15And he blessed Joseph, and said, God, before whom my fathers Abraham and Isaac did walk, the God which fed me all my life long unto this day, 16The Angel which redeemed me from all evil, bless the lads; and let my name be named on them, and the name of my fathers Abraham and Isaac; and let them grow into a multitude in the midst of the earth.
17When Joseph saw his father placing his right hand on Ephraim's head he was displeased; so he took hold of his father's hand to move it from Ephraim's head to Manasseh's head.18And Joseph said unto his father, Not so, my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head. 19And his father refused, and said, I know it, my son, I know it: he also shall become a people, and he also shall be great: but truly his younger brother shall be greater than he, and his seed shall become a multitude of nations.


Matthew 25:33-34...41 (King James Version)
33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
…
41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:


Matthew 6:3 (King James Version)
But when you do alms, let not your left hand know what your right hand does:



Ecclesastes 10:2 (King James Version)
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.



Psalm 118:15-16 (King James Version)
15Shouts of joy and victory resound in the tents of the righteous:
“The Lord’s right hand has done mighty things! 16 The Lord’s right hand is lifted high; the Lord’s right hand has done mighty things!”

Psalm 16:11 (King James Version) Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore
Psalm 110:1 (King James Version) A Psalm of David. The Lord says to my Lord: “Sit at my right hand, until I make your enemies your footstool.”

On being left handed. I never realized being left handed made me a sinner, no wonder my parents used to beat me up to force me to use my right hand. Unfortunately they gave up on me and i am still left handed.Another failure i have to work on correcting

[Nihilism]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Hi. My name is and I'm here to tell you why you're wrong. First off, why is Obama a bad person? If this is a race thing, which I'm sure it is, well then, I'm just going to go ahead and see you twats as racist extremists. Well done. Also, God cannot hate left handers. And no. I'm not some atheist who doesn't know any better. Until a couple years back, I myself could call myself a (sceptical) Christian. So I do have a leg to stand on. I myself am left handed, but think about it. God is benevolent. All loving. Undiscriminatory. So shut up. To me you're all just bloody scared of the world, that God has made to be diverse and colourful, and, in a way, that is being disrespectful of God and his creations. If God hated left handers, he wouldn't make left handers, ok? Ok. Ciao!

[Dolores de Barriga]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Hi. My name is and I'm here to tell you why you're wrong.

Well, hello and welcome to the forum...?

First off, why is Obama a bad person? If this is a race thing, which I'm sure it is, well then, I'm just going to go ahead and see you twats as racist extremists. Well done.

Just like the Bible tells them to be.

Also, God cannot hate left handers.

Why not? He's God, so there is nothing that He can't do.

And no. I'm not some atheist who doesn't know any better. Until a couple years back, I myself could call myself a (sceptical) Christian.

That's exactly where I'm at now - I want to believe in God because I fear Hell, but I just can't force myself to do so!

So I do have a leg to stand on. I myself am left handed, but think about it. God is benevolent. All loving. Undiscriminatory.

Now, you see, this is exactly where my problem is.

What is your evidence to support such statements? According to the Bible God is a cruel, merciless individual, punishing people forever for petty offenses. According to history, God is a cruel individual who enjoys endless religious wars fought in His name, including but not limited to genocide, slavery, and other forms of oppression.

So shut up. To me you're all just bloody scared of the world, that God has made to be diverse and colourful, and, in a way, that is being disrespectful of God and his creations.

God's creation is a cruel and hateful world filled with oppression and suffering.

What does that tell you about the Creator?

If God hated left handers, he wouldn't make left handers, ok? Ok. Ciao!

Why not? Thinking of the misery of left-handed people who for centuries were forced to eat and write with their right hand, it certainly seems that their existence is a cruel joke - a joke whose victims were meant to suffer.

Anyway, thank you for registering here. I look forward to reading more of your posts, maybe you'll be the person who finally convinces me that God actually exists and is worthy of my worship!

[Basilissa]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Hi. My name is and I'm here to tell you why you're wrong.

Thank you, sweetie, for your cruel and unjust persecution. Jesus told us about people like you:

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you [from their company], and shall reproach [you], and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

First off, why is Obama a bad person? If this is a race thing, which I'm sure it is, well then, I'm just going to go ahead and see you twats as racist extremists. Well done.

Obama is evil because he's a democrat. His color of the skin simply shows that.

Also, God cannot hate left handers.

Why not? The Bible tells us that God hates a lot of people!

Proverbs 6:16-19
16 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

And no. I'm not some atheist who doesn't know any better. Until a couple years back, I myself could call myself a (sceptical) Christian.

When you were calling yourself "a (skeptical) Christian," have you ever even thought about actually reading the Bible to deal with your skepticism?

So I do have a leg to stand on. I myself am left handed, but think about it. God is benevolent. All loving. Undiscriminatory.

Not according to the Holy Bible - which, accidentally, is our only source about our knowledge about God.

So shut up. To me you're all just bloody scared of the world, that God has made to be diverse and colourful, and, in a way, that is being disrespectful of God and his creations.

How are we disrespectful, exactly?

We read the Holy Bible. We do what God wants us to do, even when the world frowns upon that. We believe in what God wants us to believe, even if the "science" mounds evidence to the contrary.

If God hated left handers, he wouldn't make left handers, ok? Ok. Ciao!

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.

Who are you to tell God what He can and cannot do, sweetie?

[Didymus Much]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

...If God hated left handers, he wouldn't make left handers, ok?...

Scriptural support? Not happening.

When the Bible claims that God made everything, it means EVERYTHING.

Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

Proverbs 16:4 "The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."

Think about it: why would God make Hell and then not make anyone to go there?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

So shut up.

Sorry, dear. No can do. We're on a mission from God:

Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:

Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen.

Matthew 28:19-20

[LeftHanded Christian]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I am a Christian and I'm a left handed and I have something to say. You all have forgotten the most important lesson of jesus which is to love and accept you fellow man despite his faults. We shouldn't follow this old world discrimination and hate those who are left handed. Instead we should do what our saviour Jesus Christ wanted and learn to accept each other despite what we think. In his holy name we pray amen.

[Didymus Much]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

...You all have forgotten the most important lesson of jesus which is to love and accept you fellow man despite his faults...

Even though the Gospels are pretty much a constant strain of Jesus telling everyone around Him their faults, and how those faults would keep them from Heaven, i.e. He not accepting them?

Oooook.

Welcome to Landover, enjoy your stay.

[tonystarkprime]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Okay, the culture of right being good and left being bad has been around for forever, leading to the Latin words Sinister (left) and Dexter (right) and their respective connotations.
But even with absolute literal translations and interpretations of every single verse, where we assume that the KJV is 100 percent accurate and accounting for all cultural differences, even those that have sprouted in the last 400 or so years, none of these verses say anything specifically about how left-handedness is evil.

[left-hander]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Dear guests and members reading this post, some of you who may agree and some who disagree,
Left-handedness is not evil, and you are racist and mean for saying Obama is evil because he is black and left-handed. It's genetic. Go and read up about it:***atheist science link removed by moderator***
Also, the bible sometimes is not taken literally, like God didn't literally create the world in 7 days. It could have been 7 time periods. Scientists say the earth is 4.543 billion years old, as of 2016. Left-handedness was shunned in ancient times because most people were right-handed, so the Bible used the left figuratively to mean evil.
Thank you for your kind attention.
P.S. Right-handers are left-brained and left-handers are right brained.
***another atheist science link removed by moderator***
P.P.S. If you still decide to be stubborn, I suggest you go to the kitchen, take the carving knife, chop off your entire left half and burn it. Repeat until you are too thin to chop, then decide to burn your whole body.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Dear guests and members reading this post, some of you who may agree and some who disagree,
Left-handedness is not evil, and you are racist and mean for saying Obama is evil because he is black and left-handed. It's genetic. Go and read up about it:***atheist science link removed by moderator***
Also, the bible sometimes is not taken literally, like God didn't literally create the world in 7 days. It could have been 7 time periods. Scientists say the earth is 4.543 billion years old, as of 2016. Left-handedness was shunned in ancient times because most people were right-handed, so the Bible used the left figuratively to mean evil.
Thank you for your kind attention.
P.S. Right-handers are left-brained and left-handers are right brained.
***another atheist science link removed by moderator***
P.P.S. If you still decide to be stubborn, I suggest you go to the kitchen, take the carving knife, chop off your entire left half and burn it. Repeat until you are too thin to chop, then decide to burn your whole body.

Dear Sinner,

Where in the Bible does it say that Creation should not be taken literally? In fact, if it was a question of interpretation, Jesus would become a liar. Why do you wish to make Jesus a liar?

Mark 10:6
But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

Mark 13:19
For in those days shall be affliction, such as was not from the beginning of the creation which God created unto this time, neither shall be.

This clearly shows that the Creation is relatively young (>6000 years), as Adam and Eve were there from the beginning, not after some billions of years.

Also, Why should people commit suicide to entertain you?

1 Corinthians 3:17
If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are.

This is very different from the situation of cutting off a hand (in that case, either one, even the right hand) because of fornicatory thoughts:

Matthew 5:30
And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

If you simply wish to be healed from the sin of left-handedness, there are less drastic alternatives available. If you have even the tiniest amount of True Faith™, you can simply pray it away!

Matthew 17:20
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

This is also a good test for you - please see if you have adequate Faith. You can then assess if your interpretations of the Genesis are appropriate and endorsed by Jesus.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

P.S. (you like these, I can tell): Genetics is no excuse. Many sins are passed along in the DNA. The sins of the fathers corrupt the genome of the offspring. Being born with something is one of the principal methods of punishment that Jesus utilizes. Again, prayer is more than adequate to get rid of genetic abnormalities.

Deuteronomy 5:9
Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me,

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I am a Christian and I'm a left handed and I have something to say. You all have forgotten the most important lesson of jesus which is to love and accept you fellow man despite his faults. We shouldn't follow this old world discrimination and hate those who are left handed. Instead we should do what our saviour Jesus Christ wanted and learn to accept each other despite what we think. In his holy name we pray amen.

Whoa there, fella. Where did you come up with this goofy idea that Jesus' most important lesson is to love and accept your fellow man despite his faults? Why, that goes against everything Jesus actually said, as recorded in the Holy Bible. He tells us if you don't hate your fellow man, including your own family, you don't really love Him and He'll have nothing to do with you (Luke 14:26). Furthermore, to love Him is to obey Him (John 14:23). If you care so little about obedience, it shows only that you love so very little. You are, in fact, whoring out your love to those you think will pay you the best return, but you forget that the Best Return is an Eternity of Worshiping and Glorifying the Creator of the Universe!

The idea that we are not to judge, and just accept each other, sins and all, would make a mess of the Body of Christ. How on earth would you know who to shun if you ignored their faults (2 Thessalonians 3:6)? Why would you ignore Christ's command to judge others (John 7:24)? Why lead people on in thinking Jesus will accept them when He tells us He won't accept most people (Matthew 7:14)? Heaven isn't a Target bathroom, son. You don't just get to declare that you identify as a True Christian™ and get to enjoy the facilities!

[Just Chris]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I have been reading this and I say that we shouldn't judge those who are left-handed. Also to those who think all left-handed people are homosexuals are wrong. I am left handed and I am a happily married Christian. My wife Julie and I have to beautiful twin children. My sons name is john and he is also left handed. He is a good Christian boy who reads the bible and goes to church. My daughter Jessica is true amedextric and she prefers her left hand for most task. The good Lord made left handed people for a reason. We are a part of his Devine plan, like those who are right handed. Our handedness doesn't determine if we go to heaven or not. It is what we choose to do that determines that. If you follow the righteous path of the Lord you will be accepted. If you denounce God and sin throughout your life, you will spendan eternity in hell burning with the others who has forsaken our Lord.

[RyanTheM8ron]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

"STOP being Left-handed!!!!"

Ahem. No. Left hand is my best hand. I use it to write, and most other things. If I meet God in purgatory and he yells at me just for using a different hand then I'll just tell him "Idfk what to say to you honestly."