Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions?

[Brother Harold Porter]

May God bless my Brothers and Sisters in Christ!

Just got home from the exceptional sermon by our Pastors. Nearly a full hour devoted to the lessons we can learn from the book of Judges! Praise Jesus!

But our Pastor's closing left me with a disturbing question. When he asked for a show of hands of all that plan to donate during next week's blood drive at Landover Baptist Memorial Hospital, I noticed that nearly all the coloreds responded in the affirmative.

Now, I know that we enjoy a secure community of saved souls, both white and dark. Praise Jesus that all of our citizens have been purified by accepting Jesus Christ as our Savior.

Still, I must ask if it is wise to pool plasma from all the other races with whites? Saved they may be, but we know that much of their sinful nature is genetic.

I'm just concerened that I may someday need surgery and transfusions. Would I awake with an erection and sodomize the first person I see? Develop a craving for collard greens, fried chicken and watermelon? Have an affinity for shining shoes and washing cars? Develop a crack cocaine addiction? Steal anything not bolted down?

While racism is as rare in Freehold as a whore in a church, have you not also wondered if this practice is safe? Perhaps one of my fellow Christians can assauge my fears with Scripture. Or should we really have seperate blood banks just to err on the side of caution?

In Jesus Christ!

[Talitha]

Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions?

This is the first I've heard of such a thing.
We have never allowed Negra blood to be used in transfusions.
For True Christians it can only be from other pure white True Christian Americans.
I certainly won't be allowing any of my Negra servants to attend and I suggest that everyone else does the same.
There has been much Negra blood spilled in Freehold over the years, but never in our Whites-only Hospital.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions?

Well Mr. Porter, being a women and not yet a True Christian™, please take what I am saying with a grain of salt, but it seems to me that getting a nigra blood infusion could be a costly mistake!

"And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant." Genesis 25:27

Now, seeing as how the curse of Canaan is passed on through descendants, I believe that while a person receiving a nigra blood infusion will not suffer any ill-effects, any children they have would presumably be mulattos, due to the nigra blood flowing in the parent's veins.

[Titus Templeton]

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Nigras and Homers are infected with H.I.V. We need to safe our Sons and even our daughters from the infected blood!

[Tubba Blubba]

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Wait, are you telling me they mix the blood bags of Negroes and White Christians? I always thought they were marked by race.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions?

Actually, I think negro and white blood might be compatible, believe it or not. Of course, it should only be used in a dire emergency need. The reason being is that some doctors have had success implanting other species' organs into human bodies....like remember that kid that got the baboon heart?

Negroes are are extremely similar to baboons, so it goes to reason that we can use other species' blood, like negroes.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions?

Actually, I think negro and white blood might be compatible, believe it or not. Of course, it should only be used in a dire emergency need. The reason being is that some doctors have had success implanting other species' organs into human bodies....like remember that kid that got the baboon heart?

Negroes are are extremely similar to baboons, so it goes to reason that we can use other species' blood, like negroes.

I can see why a Nigra would want white blood, it will boost their IQ a lot, might even straighten their nappy hair.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions?

This is the first I've heard of such a thing.
We have never allowed Negra blood to be used in transfusions.
For True Christians it can only be from other pure white True Christian Americans.
I certainly won't be allowing any of my Negra servants to attend and I suggest that everyone else does the same.
There has been much Negra blood spilled in Freehold over the years, but never in our Whites-only Hospital.

Why not take it and sell it to liebral areas like New York? They are always desperate for Negro blood because of all the gang shootings. That way your servants can feel like they've done a good thing and the hospital gets some money from the transaction.

[Butch Dickerson]

Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions?

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

If your blood-drive has an over-abundance of Negroid plasma , it can be purified and distilled into a high strength tonic !
The secret is to properly treat the plasma to rid the excess "jungle" from it. A blood drive with Negro constituents must be handled carefully; like a cattle drive with wild oxen mixed into the heard.

DRIVEN BLOOD
The de-jiggafication method begins :
1) Use only the male Negro plasma. Females give off too much yo-yo-yo sista hormones, and will only pass on the undesirable tendency for fat-assed sass.
2) Play Country & Western music while the blood is extracted. This will reduce the porch-monkeys' level of androgen's that stimulate the Hip Hop urges. (note: The Negroes feet will stop shuffling if you have the proper level of Garth Brooks playing.)
3) No White females should be anywhere near the Negroes when the blood is extracted. Its' eyes will roll, and its' teeth will sparkle if it even senses a White woman.
It is medically OK to monitor the Negroid penis to make sure it has not sensed a White female. A plastic cable-tie affixed around the circumference of the Negroes johnson can be tightned to limit any stray "rape thoughts".
4) After the blood is drawn, it needs time in motion.
The bad-blood of Negrocity will start to separate to the bottom rim of a container after about 1/2 hour. A good distillation method is to place bottles of groid blood in the back of a pick-up truck and ride some rough rural roads for about an hour. They hate pick-up trucks and fear country roads. Their genes will submit.

When the driven blood has formed a sediment, you will have primo bottles of invigorating top blood to juice up the Church elders.
The effects will be favorable: athletic strength, sexual prowess. Hyper-natural ability to randomly lie, cheat, and steal : OR similarly preach the Bible for hours on end.
PLUS, a total resistance to flies and rat bites.

The toxic bottom waste that remains after the driving process can be dumped over the Mexican border . This concentrated scum will never even be noticed in the beaner gene pool.
"Have an affinity for shining shoes and washing cars? Develop a crack cocaine addiction? Steal anything not bolted down?"--- that's the sludge part, and it will dilute smoothly into Mexico (with only a faint odor).

Good Luck with the blood drive, save me an extract of the "good stuff"!

{PS: I tested this method out on some homeless darkies I enticed into Moms basement. My experiments showed that it is faster to sedate them with a few Dunkin' Donuts , 8-12 Xanax's, and a few bottles of wine first ... makes em' more pliant. }

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Interesting plan, Butch.

You're sure it won't result in becoming black by injection, right?

[LordHaveMercy]

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Personally, I would keep it separate. That way, you can use the good white donations for regular blood use, and save the negra blood for last-ditch emergency transfusions, or veterinary needs. It probably does a good job on rust removal, too!

[JimBob69]

Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions?

Isn't AIDS enough proof it's not?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions?

Isn't AIDS enough proof it's not?

Why are you racist and stereotypical?

We have many fine blacks in Freehold that do not have the AIDS. HIV is the curse from God for gayness, not for being unfortunate to have been born of the dark skin.

Are you a Christian man?

[JimBob69]

Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions?

Why are you racist and stereotypical?

We have many fine blacks in Freehold that do not have the AIDS. HIV is the curse from God for gayness, not for being unfortunate to have been born of the dark skin.

Are you a Christian man?

Where did it start?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions?

Where did it start?

Where did polio start? Encephalitis? Downs Syndrome? Multiple sclerosis?

All specific smitings by God for the actions of people. Not because of their race or ethnicity.

If you are a member of a redneck bunch of misfits like the KKK, you are NOT welcome here.

Jesus loves ALL, regardless of their start in life!

I ask again, are you a man of Christ or an imposter?